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🍻🍕🌭 🩷💜💙 💃🏻🏋🏻‍♀️ she/her horny millennial idiot & your dirtbag ex-boyfriend from Rock Island. Macalester alum. Sacramento resident. ✨🍦 🏀🤼🧶 🍫🐻🍭- header by @wasabidarling.bsky.social #1 gooeybear defender https://jennegatron.carrd.co/

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · Jul 14

Maia always crushes it. They’re so cute, the colors are so beautiful, playful and fun and I love it so much.

Maia (comms/Closed🦦) @emptyjr.bsky.social · Jul 12

gooey and gummy bear art for @jennegatron.bsky.social

My inspo was the Mickey 17 helping his guard girlfriend get dressed scene- except gooey is really interfering with the process

#acoc #d20

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 35m

Just remembered the mlpw takeshita vs speedball match and I need to go take a lap. Moty 2024. All time match status

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 3h

This Halloween I’m going as the scariest thing of all, emotional intimacy!!! ha ha just kidding I’m prion disease

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1h

just finished collision and absolutely loved this. hell yeah.

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1h

looooooove the spots between willow & ftr. loooove that they gave her cool spots and made her look really strong and powerful and scary. ftr & big strokely, i am a big fan. #aewcollision 🤼

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1h

thekla vs jamie hayter is exciting. they'll really beat the hell out of each other. also a build to (menstrual) blood and guts. (i'm allowed to say that.) #aewcollision 🤼

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1h

eddi tope 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #aewcollision 🤼 knocking off the ring rust FORCEFULLY

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 2h

nigel asking tony if he's smelled mxm tv's seed and tony just going 'no!' #aewcollision 🤼

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 2h

harley saying 'naur', wheeler stirring shit, toni and her beautiful corset. #aewcollision 🤼

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 2h

nigel, we can't talk about 'straplander' you can't bring this up #aewcollision 🤼

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 2h

Harley's little furry heart shawl...... i love her so much #aewcollision 🤼

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 2h

Nigel and Tony make me laugh sooooo much. They're like Turner and hooch -> isn't one of them a dog -> you ruin every joke had me rolling. #aewcollision 🤼

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 2h

These ice recruitment ads are really "Hey soldiers of the Wehrmacht do you wish you were Gestapo instead?"

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 3h

Mark 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I missed you so bad. Why are you so wet? #aewcollision 🤼

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 3h

I'm glad Serena deeb's only fan is in Daily's place #aewcollision 🤼

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 4h

At the cocktail bar in my sleeveless turtleneck Christian Cage sweater dress.

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 10h

one of the great minds of our time

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

i'm the most lactose tolerant person alive. they should study me in labs to try and replicate how easily i process milk sugars.

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

big dumper please send this home

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

this fox announcer who won't stop talking about bunting is killing me. i hate you aj. shut the fuck up.

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

i want an espn body issue photoshoot with big dumper. i want to pin that centerfold to my wall

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

do you think the guy with the second biggest ass on the mariners feels sad that no one talks about his ass?

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 1d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 10,1949

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY: NANCY
OH, DEAR - - I SHOULD HAVE MET SLUGGO TWO HOURS AGO

P2-NANCY: HE'S TAKING ME TO A COSTUME PARTY

P3-NANCY: HELLO, SLUGGO--BEEN WAITING LONG?

P4-NANCY IS SURPRISED WHEN SHE SEES SLUGGO, HE HAS A BEARD THAT REACHES THE GROUND

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

i asked him if he thought mario got free tickets to games and he was like 'what?' even though the very prominent nintendo arm patches were on the screen

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

cory does this thing where he turns on something only he wants to watch and then ignores it to play on his phone and then when i comment on what's happening he makes me explain what i said. if you're going to make me watch baseball you have to laugh at my jokes i make

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

sending this to the naddpod po box for emily

Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 1d

Mournful catch and release in the thrift store today

The back of a white t-shirt from the Big Dog shirt company. The design features a Big Dog Dr Evil called "Dogtor Evil" with "Mini Flea" on his shoulder while he's petting "Mr. Bigdogglesworth. The text underneath says "Throw me a frickin bone!"