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🍻🍕🌭 🩷💜💙 💃🏻🏋🏻‍♀️ she/her horny millennial idiot & your dirtbag ex-boyfriend from Rock Island. Macalester alum. Sacramento resident. ✨🍦 🏀🤼🧶 🍫🐻🍭- header by @wasabidarling.bsky.social #1 gooeybear defender https://jennegatron.carrd.co/

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · Jul 14

Maia always crushes it. They’re so cute, the colors are so beautiful, playful and fun and I love it so much.

Maia (comms/Closed🦦) @emptyjr.bsky.social · Jul 12

gooey and gummy bear art for @jennegatron.bsky.social

My inspo was the Mickey 17 helping his guard girlfriend get dressed scene- except gooey is really interfering with the process

#acoc #d20

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 17m

Nigel and Tony make me laugh sooooo much. They're like Turner and hooch -> isn't one of them a dog -> you ruin every joke had me rolling. #aewcollision 🤼

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 21m

These ice recruitment ads are really "Hey soldiers of the Wehrmacht do you wish you were Gestapo instead?"

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 26m

Mark 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I missed you so bad. Why are you so wet? #aewcollision 🤼

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 40m

I'm glad Serena deeb's only fan is in Daily's place #aewcollision 🤼

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 2h

At the cocktail bar in my sleeveless turtleneck Christian Cage sweater dress.

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 7h

one of the great minds of our time

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 22h

i'm the most lactose tolerant person alive. they should study me in labs to try and replicate how easily i process milk sugars.

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

big dumper please send this home

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

this fox announcer who won't stop talking about bunting is killing me. i hate you aj. shut the fuck up.

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

i want an espn body issue photoshoot with big dumper. i want to pin that centerfold to my wall

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

do you think the guy with the second biggest ass on the mariners feels sad that no one talks about his ass?

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 1d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 10,1949

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY: NANCY
OH, DEAR - - I SHOULD HAVE MET SLUGGO TWO HOURS AGO

P2-NANCY: HE'S TAKING ME TO A COSTUME PARTY

P3-NANCY: HELLO, SLUGGO--BEEN WAITING LONG?

P4-NANCY IS SURPRISED WHEN SHE SEES SLUGGO, HE HAS A BEARD THAT REACHES THE GROUND

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

i asked him if he thought mario got free tickets to games and he was like 'what?' even though the very prominent nintendo arm patches were on the screen

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

cory does this thing where he turns on something only he wants to watch and then ignores it to play on his phone and then when i comment on what's happening he makes me explain what i said. if you're going to make me watch baseball you have to laugh at my jokes i make

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

sending this to the naddpod po box for emily

Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 1d

Mournful catch and release in the thrift store today

The back of a white t-shirt from the Big Dog shirt company. The design features a Big Dog Dr Evil called "Dogtor Evil" with "Mini Flea" on his shoulder while he's petting "Mr. Bigdogglesworth. The text underneath says "Throw me a frickin bone!"

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah his lack of concern for himself becomes a problem when it gets someone else hurt and it doesn't seem to matter to him anymore as he's blinded by his hatred of mox

Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to see Darby driven mad by his hatred of Mox and do a full heel turn. Not a big Darby fan personally but that would be a good direction for his character imo

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˗ˏˋ 🍋 ˊˎ˗ @citrona.bsky.social · Sep 10

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If you don't have the means to commission me, even following helps me along to getting verified!

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↳ #VGen #VGenOpen

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Tom. @notthattomgreen.is.tired.fyi · 1d

Why ORANGE CASSIDY rules!

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 1d

"what's your britches situation like right now" cloudward ho is very good you guys.

Dimension 20 @dimension20.bsky.social · 1d

He's just torqued up! 🫣

#CloudwardHo

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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · Aug 14

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

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Super Awesome Fun Guy @superawesomefunguy.bsky.social · 2d

#dimension20
#theunsleepingcity
#brennanleemulligan

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 2d

Went to the dentist today and it was so clear to me that my dentist was just playing power wash simulator in my mouth. So glad she was having fun with it.

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phylan @phylan.website · 2d

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 2d

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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Jenna 🐻🍫 @jennegatron.bsky.social · 3d

cory has put on halloween III in an effort to pick a horror movie that won't scare away the most skittish of creatures, me, his wife

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