Jenna 🐻🍫
@jennegatron.bsky.social
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she/her
horny millennial idiot & your dirtbag ex-boyfriend
from Rock Island. Macalester alum. Sacramento resident.
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#1 gooeybear defender
https://jennegatron.carrd.co/
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💃🏻🏋🏻♀️
she/her
horny millennial idiot & your dirtbag ex-boyfriend
from Rock Island. Macalester alum. Sacramento resident.
✨🍦
🏀🤼🧶
🍫🐻🍭- header by @wasabidarling.bsky.social
#1 gooeybear defender
https://jennegatron.carrd.co/
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@jennegatron.bsky.social
· Jul 14
gooey and gummy bear art for @jennegatron.bsky.social
My inspo was the Mickey 17 helping his guard girlfriend get dressed scene- except gooey is really interfering with the process
#acoc #d20
My inspo was the Mickey 17 helping his guard girlfriend get dressed scene- except gooey is really interfering with the process
#acoc #d20
Maia always crushes it. They’re so cute, the colors are so beautiful, playful and fun and I love it so much.
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Unicorns are in the world again. 🌌
Last Unicorn charm coming soon!
Last Unicorn charm coming soon!
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Unicorns are in the world again. 🌌
Last Unicorn charm coming soon!
Last Unicorn charm coming soon!
learning via death blart and a mutual that they don't have ziti in australia & new zealand is really upsetting me. what do you mean you don't have ziti? and that they don't bake it into a pasta casserole?
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
learning via death blart and a mutual that they don't have ziti in australia & new zealand is really upsetting me. what do you mean you don't have ziti? and that they don't bake it into a pasta casserole?
Just saw someone say that they couldn't defend the incest in arrested development and I can't stop laughing
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Just saw someone say that they couldn't defend the incest in arrested development and I can't stop laughing
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Short spoiler free story about my experience with Arco.
Back before bsky took off, I saw a post on Twitter from a game dev asking for advice because their game is reviewing extremely highly but it's not reflecting on sales. I wanna help but I gotta try it first. So I make a note to check it out. 1/
Back before bsky took off, I saw a post on Twitter from a game dev asking for advice because their game is reviewing extremely highly but it's not reflecting on sales. I wanna help but I gotta try it first. So I make a note to check it out. 1/
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Short spoiler free story about my experience with Arco.
Back before bsky took off, I saw a post on Twitter from a game dev asking for advice because their game is reviewing extremely highly but it's not reflecting on sales. I wanna help but I gotta try it first. So I make a note to check it out. 1/
Back before bsky took off, I saw a post on Twitter from a game dev asking for advice because their game is reviewing extremely highly but it's not reflecting on sales. I wanna help but I gotta try it first. So I make a note to check it out. 1/
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Nothing like some classic eldermourne shrimp scampi. Check out this piece by @pricklepicklepie.bsky.social ! #naddpod
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nothing like some classic eldermourne shrimp scampi. Check out this piece by @pricklepicklepie.bsky.social ! #naddpod
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being winedrunk is so fun because it makes you remember that you're never going to die
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
being winedrunk is so fun because it makes you remember that you're never going to die
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Me, watching The Masked Singer like six times per season to my wife:
THE MASKED GUY IS MOX FOR SURE 😂😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Me, watching The Masked Singer like six times per season to my wife:
Welcome back 1997 wcw nitro!!!
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Welcome back 1997 wcw nitro!!!
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White people NEED to stop using "unc."
White people appropriating Black language is upsetting enough, but White people who know NOTHING about the social histories of Black masculinity (or the role of elder Black men as intergenerational mentors and community leaders) need to shut the FUCK up.
White people NEED to stop using "unc."
White people appropriating Black language is upsetting enough, but White people who know NOTHING about the social histories of Black masculinity (or the role of elder Black men as intergenerational mentors and community leaders) need to shut the FUCK up.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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White people NEED to stop using "unc."
White people appropriating Black language is upsetting enough, but White people who know NOTHING about the social histories of Black masculinity (or the role of elder Black men as intergenerational mentors and community leaders) need to shut the FUCK up.
White people NEED to stop using "unc."
White people appropriating Black language is upsetting enough, but White people who know NOTHING about the social histories of Black masculinity (or the role of elder Black men as intergenerational mentors and community leaders) need to shut the FUCK up.
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Bang Bang Squirtle Gang! 👆🫧
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Bang Bang Squirtle Gang! 👆🫧
the ebb and flow of nba team likeability as someone who likes to watch a lot of basketball is fascinating to me. Teams I loved a decade ago I can't stand because of the players now on those teams. Lucky that the Cavs are the #1 sweetie pie team
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the ebb and flow of nba team likeability as someone who likes to watch a lot of basketball is fascinating to me. Teams I loved a decade ago I can't stand because of the players now on those teams. Lucky that the Cavs are the #1 sweetie pie team
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someone attended the Bari Weiss School of Having Principles
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
someone attended the Bari Weiss School of Having Principles
JAWS makes a lot more sense if the mayor is being paid by the shark to keep the beaches open. There is a conspiracy here.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
JAWS makes a lot more sense if the mayor is being paid by the shark to keep the beaches open. There is a conspiracy here.
Mox your ass is fucking grass
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Mox your ass is fucking grass
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it’s time to make a moo-ve 🐮
the bubble cow plushie is now available over on @makeship.bsky.social for a limited time! 🥹
adopt your new bestie today: www.makeship.com/products/bub...
the bubble cow plushie is now available over on @makeship.bsky.social for a limited time! 🥹
adopt your new bestie today: www.makeship.com/products/bub...
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
it’s time to make a moo-ve 🐮
the bubble cow plushie is now available over on @makeship.bsky.social for a limited time! 🥹
adopt your new bestie today: www.makeship.com/products/bub...
the bubble cow plushie is now available over on @makeship.bsky.social for a limited time! 🥹
adopt your new bestie today: www.makeship.com/products/bub...
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If anyone out there has been wanting to see D(E)AD—my beautiful daughter-in-law Izzy's movie—but hasn't been able to find it at a local theater, you can see it online this coming Tuesday, December 2! Tickets at this link:
live.dynastytypewriter.com?utm_source=s...
live.dynastytypewriter.com?utm_source=s...
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If anyone out there has been wanting to see D(E)AD—my beautiful daughter-in-law Izzy's movie—but hasn't been able to find it at a local theater, you can see it online this coming Tuesday, December 2! Tickets at this link:
live.dynastytypewriter.com?utm_source=s...
live.dynastytypewriter.com?utm_source=s...
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#Sale4TheSickos
Even if you’re a current subscriber you can get a year of basic HBO Max for $3/month.
#AEW fans should take advantage! Black Friday sale ends Monday 12/1.
🤼 #wrestlesky
Even if you’re a current subscriber you can get a year of basic HBO Max for $3/month.
#AEW fans should take advantage! Black Friday sale ends Monday 12/1.
🤼 #wrestlesky
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#Sale4TheSickos
Even if you’re a current subscriber you can get a year of basic HBO Max for $3/month.
#AEW fans should take advantage! Black Friday sale ends Monday 12/1.
🤼 #wrestlesky
Even if you’re a current subscriber you can get a year of basic HBO Max for $3/month.
#AEW fans should take advantage! Black Friday sale ends Monday 12/1.
🤼 #wrestlesky
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I've said it before and I will say it again. If you find yourself placing bets on professional wrestling then that hotline at the end of all the ads is for you. 🤼♂️
Betting on professional wrestling is grim.
Dirt sheets partnering with gambling sites to offer "lock picks" is even grimmer.
Dirt sheets partnering with gambling sites to offer "lock picks" is even grimmer.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I've said it before and I will say it again. If you find yourself placing bets on professional wrestling then that hotline at the end of all the ads is for you. 🤼♂️
Finished dispatch, really really fun. Phenomaman a real surprise hit for me. I love him so much 😭. As a karlach lover I was disappointed by not being able to romance malevola but Invisigal was very fun. Good fun gameplay, writing, characters, and performances. Goty? Maybe?
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Finished dispatch, really really fun. Phenomaman a real surprise hit for me. I love him so much 😭. As a karlach lover I was disappointed by not being able to romance malevola but Invisigal was very fun. Good fun gameplay, writing, characters, and performances. Goty? Maybe?
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bluesky should make a post filter option where women can reply with anything but men can only reply if they agree with me
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
bluesky should make a post filter option where women can reply with anything but men can only reply if they agree with me
mox is training an army of daddy killers which is not great for him, the new daddy
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
mox is training an army of daddy killers which is not great for him, the new daddy
Ripping my shirt off at Eddie vs Joe winter is coming #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ripping my shirt off at Eddie vs Joe winter is coming #aewcollision 🤼
Eddie Kingston you are pro wrestling. I love you so so so much. #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Eddie Kingston you are pro wrestling. I love you so so so much. #aewcollision 🤼
"Shibata having his way with Kingston." just like in my fanfiction! #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Shibata having his way with Kingston." just like in my fanfiction! #aewcollision 🤼