Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 6h

watching football and I'm scared. pretty sure this one guy is a horse that a wizard became into a guy

3

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 23h

"burger meat hot dogs for me and my father, who hates me" is entering my lexicon

1 3 47

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 1d

hell yeah

1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 1d

meanwhile my milk sugars are travelling back in time to make me shit an hour before i even consume them

2

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 1d

i enjoy a novelty chip flavor but the packaging on these is upsetting to me. feels like my own personal cracker barrel rebrand

1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 1d

French sprite commercials on tubi, I love life

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 2d

i like this pitch, feels like kinda the only place to go now. molotov cocktails, flamethrowers and pepper spray in proximity of crowds kind of feel like a jumping the shark moment for having him be a sympathetic figure

1 1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 2d

still thinking about Chris Kattan tbh

1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 4d

have you heard of Serial

1 1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 4d

you should consider listening to women's voices

1 2

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 8d

they should make a game called Vampire: The Masturbate

1 2

Reposted by safety james

HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 10d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

HBO Max | Feedback

help.hbomax.com

500 4K 9.4K

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 10d

since i now see how it could be mistaken, to be clear am using the verb form of fucking. i want to decimate Chris Kattan in a carnal manner.

1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 10d

it's been 4 hours since i finished watching the 1999 House on Haunted Hill and I still can't stop thinking about fucking Chris Kattan

1 1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 11d

i think q: the winged serpent should simply eat the head of AI window washer Andrew Cuomo

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 13d

lake names in northern Ontario are wild. you've got six mile lake, nine mile lake, twelve mile lake.

what's next, fifteen mile lake???

1

Reposted by safety james

tinybaby @tiny.baby · 15d

The Rizzler calls on the UN to act against Israel's occupation of Palestine

15 97 670

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 17d

bimbo Albert Camus be like "one must imagine sissyphus with bazoingas"

2

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 18d

must feel awesome for charlie kirk's ghost to see how quickly your friends got over your death because they had to move on to more pressing issues like escalators

1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 19d

"the rapture didn't happen"

ok then explain why I'm up in the clouds balls deep in Richard Dreyfuss and he's balls deep in me

3

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 20d

if you haven't already, Psycho Mike vs Kikutaro from Smash Wrestling is literally the match that got me into wrestling when I watched it at work. it's a must see.

1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 21d

reporting from the venue, the fuckers were chanting all night for them to turn the lights down and when they finally did for the main event those same sections were chanting to turn the lights on.

surprise surprise they went back to chanting turn them off

1 1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 23d

hey guys really important question, is next month going to be:

a) tubitober
b) octubi
c) octubier

really torn on the ideal branding

1

safety james @scampdastard.bsky.social · 27d

to the second floor of the mall

1

Reposted by safety james

old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 28d

hole detail, jungle golf, myrtle beach, south carolina, 1979

12 89 350