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people are saying I'm like if Jumanji was a real guy but I will not be making a public statement on these allegations at this time
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
people are saying I'm like if Jumanji was a real guy but I will not be making a public statement on these allegations at this time
being winedrunk is so fun because it makes you remember that you're never going to die
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
being winedrunk is so fun because it makes you remember that you're never going to die
i got my haircut and now i can't timidly tuck my hair behind my ears. how the fuck am i supposed to act coy in these conditions
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i got my haircut and now i can't timidly tuck my hair behind my ears. how the fuck am i supposed to act coy in these conditions
filing a complaint to hr because the Keurig at the office told me to descale (i'm one of those furries but for lizards people)
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
filing a complaint to hr because the Keurig at the office told me to descale (i'm one of those furries but for lizards people)
i'm low-key the santa Claus of guys
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i'm low-key the santa Claus of guys
looking for a deal
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
looking for a deal
Donald Trump will go down in history... yeah he's giving me dome under the desk while i learn about the sacking of rome
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Donald Trump will go down in history... yeah he's giving me dome under the desk while i learn about the sacking of rome
the balls are like the boobs of the penis
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the balls are like the boobs of the penis
imagine if you will a piece of art that depicts Mr. trump being fucked by the red hulk. it would make us ask the question whether or not trump himself is the red hulk fucking himself. and asking questions is what art is for.
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
imagine if you will a piece of art that depicts Mr. trump being fucked by the red hulk. it would make us ask the question whether or not trump himself is the red hulk fucking himself. and asking questions is what art is for.
hearing that they finally got JFK, good riddance
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
hearing that they finally got JFK, good riddance
do you think Trump made Mamdani listen to the new ice spice spongebob song
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
do you think Trump made Mamdani listen to the new ice spice spongebob song
i'm sorry for all the lewd trump posting. i've developed an academic fixation on him as a sexual being
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i'm sorry for all the lewd trump posting. i've developed an academic fixation on him as a sexual being
bubba trump shrimp company is what you call it when you suck off a bunch of lil peckers in a row, assembly line style
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
bubba trump shrimp company is what you call it when you suck off a bunch of lil peckers in a row, assembly line style
if trump wasn't actually giving head when that epstein email dropped, he certainly is now
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
if trump wasn't actually giving head when that epstein email dropped, he certainly is now
need everybody to read this and listen to the song so we can all be looped in on "SpongeBob big boy pants ok"
www.vulture.com/article/ice-...
www.vulture.com/article/ice-...
Ice Spice’s SpongeBob Song Should Win an Oscar
Or at the very least she needs to perform the song at the ceremony.
www.vulture.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
need everybody to read this and listen to the song so we can all be looped in on "SpongeBob big boy pants ok"
www.vulture.com/article/ice-...
www.vulture.com/article/ice-...
oh so now creating a place where life can bloom is doing harm? woke has gone too far.
That warm, damp shower your loofah lives in is essentially a microbial hotel. That makes your loofah “basically a petri dish hanging in your shower.” nyti.ms/48c0M5k
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
oh so now creating a place where life can bloom is doing harm? woke has gone too far.
there's a thin line between being a good buttertart salesperson and running a buttertart protection racket
November 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
there's a thin line between being a good buttertart salesperson and running a buttertart protection racket
2 five nights 2 freddies
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
2 five nights 2 freddies
modern dating is using tinder to up sales for my roommates butter tart business
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
modern dating is using tinder to up sales for my roommates butter tart business
haters can't stand to see me honking on bobo
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
haters can't stand to see me honking on bobo
underscores really having the type of year that makes her feel like the future of music. she's on some pop 2 era charli-type shit
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
underscores really having the type of year that makes her feel like the future of music. she's on some pop 2 era charli-type shit
when i was in the fifth grade i thought that i was gay, because i went to the beach and the crab that turns you gay got me
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
when i was in the fifth grade i thought that i was gay, because i went to the beach and the crab that turns you gay got me
reporting live from tiktok to share the AI halfway animorph of Kamala Harris and Gavin Newsom so i'm not alone in this
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
reporting live from tiktok to share the AI halfway animorph of Kamala Harris and Gavin Newsom so i'm not alone in this
the same pornbot keeps liking my comment i made when tubi posted the dunkacinno clip from Jack & Jill on tiktok. they really vibe with how i commented "tubi" i guess
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the same pornbot keeps liking my comment i made when tubi posted the dunkacinno clip from Jack & Jill on tiktok. they really vibe with how i commented "tubi" i guess
close to pulling the trigger on just posting nonstop about my fav Christmas music
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
close to pulling the trigger on just posting nonstop about my fav Christmas music