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safety james
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most correct man alive

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looking for a deal
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
reporting live from tiktok to share the AI halfway animorph of Kamala Harris and Gavin Newsom so i'm not alone in this
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
HOLDOVERS SEASON OFFICIALLY STARTED
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale
October 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
burger meat hot dogs for me and my father, who hates me
October 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
making my triumphant return to hinge
September 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Don Callis unveiling his latest oil painting
August 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
this is how it feels describing Merge Maestro runs
August 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
watching an old b-movie on tubi and oh hey Garfield is in this
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
actual footage of me inventing my new NPC, the shark Uterri Bort
August 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
what's next?? lunch before 2pm?
August 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
kind of a down week for the crossword but i guess they were just saving up for this diabolical feat of construction (spoilers for NYT Sunday crossword)
July 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
July 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
indisputable proof that giants are real AND they perform manual labor on construction sites AND are not given the decency of a proper toilet
July 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
pov
July 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
being a gm is great because i can tell my players they found a weird baby and now they just have to live with the weird baby
July 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social when did you start posting on tiktok
May 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
do you think I could catch a Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes show here?
April 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
this visual for playable mummies in Pathfinder 2e is still one of my favorite bits of tabletop art, i want to spend time with this lad so much
April 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
pov i'm moving to the east end of toronto after having lived on the west end for my entire nine years here
March 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
has Nintendo gone too far
March 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
paranormal tiktok is so funny you simply can't produce better content then this
March 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
hum along 'til the feelings gone forever
February 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
fruit flies like a banana
February 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
why they crucify snoopy on the cupcake
February 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM