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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 1m

"I need an hour's worth of sand!"

Person building an hourglass ⌛

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7m

I appreciate what ladles do but I still find them annoying to use, I think there's room for soup dispensing innovation there

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 16m

I kind of miss going to Walgreens and buying a landline phone for $8

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 19m

Saw an ad for a Lucky grocery store sweepstakes and I was all, they still have Lucky grocery stores?!?!?

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 26m

The larger a pretzel gets the more I enjoy it

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 40m

My dad always found cool little places to live, he had like three cool little apartments above people's garages and then after his stroke when he stopped working and moved in with me in 1997 he had his own little room above the garage then too, until we moved to a lame duplex

Can't find those now

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 1h

My skid row strangely doesn't have hardly any stray cats, which isn't a bad thing, just odd. I was feeding these two little guys in this empty lot nearby for a minute but they disappeared on me. Kind of miss my cat whispering days, I'd have the ferals in my lap in five minutes

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 1h

I like cooking my little meals and sweeping my little floors and hanging around my little studio apartment

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 1h

I'm like 36% sure it's Saturday

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 1h

It's funny when the voiceover guy isn't Owen Wilson but you can tell they were looking for an "Owen Wilson type"

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 1h

I stopped wearing backwards baseball caps after the disastrous forehead tan line incident of 2008

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 1h

Animal shelter days

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 2h

I don't know why people make fun of Shirley Temples, they're great

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 2h

I wonder if Stevie knows exactly how many shawls she owns🤔

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 2h

Weather memories are weird because it'll rain and I'll think of the time I was in this library in San Francisco

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 2h

I love windy days, that's my favorite weather

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 3h

I always eat the gingerbread people crotch first

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Wizard of Awes @awescar.bsky.social · 3h

He probably crushes his liver on his head and asks for another one.

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 3h

Not having neighbors next door is so nice, I love going out into the tiny hallway and looking out the window on the door to the street and checking out the sky and watching the pigeons flock

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 3h

The roses outside my window are still going strong

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 3h

The New Balance shoes are blowing gently in the wind

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 3h

I don't know that happened to the countless flannel shirts I used to own

I hope they're okay out there, wherever they may be

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 3h

Almost time to bust out my winter shorts

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 3h

Lewis was my dad's adopted family name and Taylor was his real family name which is funny because I hate wearing pants