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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

Watching The Descent for the 666th time

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

I've told you people things I've never told anyone, shameful, horrible secrets

Like those couple weeks of experimenting with ventriloquism in high school

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

Are you allowed to boil a flag?

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

The aliens are studying us trying to figure out why we need so many different kinds of root beer

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

Werner calls them nootles

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

Oh, right, you people go on and on about cheese constantly but anyone dares to mention fondue and THEY'RE the weirdo all of the sudden

You ain't real cheese gangstas

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

Warming up all my fondue material

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

Everything is better with a dollop of Daisy sour cream! (like gummy worms)

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

Fondue actually works for Halloween get togethers, just throw some eyeballs in there

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

Idiocracy really could be a sequel to Back To The Future in the Biff wins timeline

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

I guess Back To The Future Part 2 was right, everyone IS hella stupid in the future

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

I CAN TOO read a clock!!!!

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

Very confusing, like knowing exactly what day it is in Australia at any given moment

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

I don't even have an AK and yet today was a good day

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

The uniform of the resistance should change daily

Like, today were all Kolchack, tomorrow, Columbo

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

If they put Leto in the Labyrinth reboot I'm gonna go ape shit

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

His name being Trent is objectively funny

Or at least slightly amusing

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

Hold on, just looking for my list of words that Anthony Hopkins said wrong in movies

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

I'm surprised that no one has ever named their kid Casio

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

Coal Miner's Daughter 2: A.I. Data Center Blues

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

I like the movie A.I., even the ending, but clearly the happy ending aspect of it isn't the reality of the situation and they kind of yada yada yada'd over the end of humanity but I think the basic idea still looks likely, some rich guy's fucking robot will be the last memory of humanity's existence

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

It's almost impressive how they didn't just get bad people or dumb people they got the absolute worst people you could ever imagine in your wildest most terrifying dreams to do these important government jobs

It strains the credulity of reality itself it's so farcical

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

Today was the first day anyone ever handed me a giant branch of weed

I recommend it

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

I am smoking some of this weed uncured but honestly it's fine and dry enough to light and strong enough already so I'll just cure some of it for science and enjoy the rest sooner rather than later

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

Every single thing Brain Worm Jr says is absolute nonsense

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