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Wizard of Awes
@awescar.bsky.social
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Just a cool mother fucker. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gmu4fvraoc2o5fjmx4dp6rah/feed/aaahqvajl7vvk
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Wizard of Awes @awescar.bsky.social · Mar 27
Not to brag, but chicks at truck stops are always asking me for dates.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 7h
Trump’s not targeting political violence. He’s inciting political violence against his political opposition.
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Wizard of Awes @awescar.bsky.social · 7h
He probably crushes his liver on his head and asks for another one.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12h
[best read with a French accent]

“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
2 photos of a fluffy black-and-white cat with a pencil-thin mustache. They appear to he looking up and speaking in the first, scowling in the second.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 2d
In Hell, everyone watches you trying to parallel park.
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Wizard of Awes @awescar.bsky.social · 1d
"Take a Look at My Girlfriend, OK That's enough!" - Insecure Supertramp.
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Wizard of Awes @awescar.bsky.social · 2d
Now that we have all these great Twitter alternatives, when are we going to get Facebook alternatives? I'm ready to quit them.
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 2d
“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant
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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 9d
- Indicting political rivals
- Suppressing dissent
- Rewriting history

These are all chapters in the authoritarian playbook, and Donald Trump is following them step by step. Now is not the time to stand on the sidelines; it’s time to make your voice heard.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Dec 28
Well well well if it isn't the guy whose lawn I woke up on
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4d
*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6d
*racking a shotgun as i grill my daughter’s date* do you have a podcast?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
Sen. Kennedy with another set of probing questions about Epstein 👇

KENNEDY: Have you interviewed Secretary Lutnick?

BONDI: No senator

K: Do you plan to?

B: If he wants to talk to the FBI--

K: Don't you think you ought to talk to him after this interview? Maybe we ought to get Lutnick in here
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
"This is supposed to be an oversight hearing" -- Schiff helpfully ticks through all of the incriminating questions -- and there are many of them -- that Bondi refused to answer during today's hearing
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d
Sign reads “Large Print Audio Books” over book store shelf. Inset picture of Garrett Morris from Saturday Night Live cupping his hands and appearing to yell.
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Wizard of Awes @awescar.bsky.social · 5d
a woman in a green hat holds a pie in her hand
ALT: a woman in a green hat holds a pie in her hand
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5d
them: you should cut out the caffeine
me: there are already too many murders in america
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6d
SOUTH CAROLINA… “Judge Goodstein was walking on the beach when the fire started. Her husband, Arnie, was in the house with children and perhaps grandchildren. The family had to escape by jumping from a window or balcony...” www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @henshinhal.bsky.social · 7d
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 6d
my uber is here
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Wizard of Awes @awescar.bsky.social · 6d
Romeo Doubs' helmet arrived.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 7d
Welcome to your 50's, here's a starter pack.
A picture of a 3-pack of Pepto Bismol sitting on a table and in front of it is 3 pairs of reading glasses.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 8d
According to eyewitnesses, armed ICE agents dragged kids out of their beds in the middle of the night, zip tied them and put them in rented vans while raiding an * entire apartment building* on the South Side of Chicago.

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‘F--- them kids’: ICE agents drag children out of bed, ransack Chicago building
YouTube video by MSNBC
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Jason❌ @gizmosspace.bsky.social · Jul 28
Love this.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · Nov 9
Motherfuckers out here actin like laws are real
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Wizard of Awes @awescar.bsky.social · 8d
"The Smashing Machine" was my porn name.
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