Santa Awes is going to town!
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Just a cool motherfucker.
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*Jingles only half the way*
*Listening to Tesla as I cut off a Tesla*
"🎶Love is gonna find a way🎶, Mother Fucker"
"🎶Love is gonna find a way🎶, Mother Fucker"
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
*Listening to Tesla as I cut off a Tesla*
"🎶Love is gonna find a way🎶, Mother Fucker"
"🎶Love is gonna find a way🎶, Mother Fucker"
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breakfast is the most important meal of the day so of course I serve alcohol
December 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
breakfast is the most important meal of the day so of course I serve alcohol
I slept in my Pearl Jam shirt and woke up with an Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town.
Slept in my Duran Duran shirt and woke up in Rio
Slept in my Disturbed shirt and woke up Droppin’ Plates
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I slept in my Pearl Jam shirt and woke up with an Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town.
Slept in my Primitive Radio Gods shirt and woke up Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand.
Slept in my Duran Duran shirt and woke up in Rio
Slept in my Disturbed shirt and woke up Droppin’ Plates
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Slept in my Primitive Radio Gods shirt and woke up Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand.
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Men don’t know how to talk to women anymore and I love that for us
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Men don’t know how to talk to women anymore and I love that for us
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Nice try, "Straight Siberian Orchestra"
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Nice try, "Straight Siberian Orchestra"
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"She said she repeatedly told the agents she’s a U.S. citizen.
“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”
She screamed “Leave me alone...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”
She screamed “Leave me alone...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Video shows masked Border Patrol agent chasing woman back to her Louisiana home
Jacelynn Guzman said she is a U.S.-born citizen. The Department of Homeland Security said Friday that it "determined the individual in question was not the target."
www.nbcnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"She said she repeatedly told the agents she’s a U.S. citizen.
“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”
She screamed “Leave me alone...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”
She screamed “Leave me alone...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Favstar Trophy>FIFA Peace Prize
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Favstar Trophy>FIFA Peace Prize
I let someone merge in traffic and received a FIFA Peace Prize. 🏅
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I let someone merge in traffic and received a FIFA Peace Prize. 🏅
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How can we be soulmates if you don’t repost my stupid jokes?
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
How can we be soulmates if you don’t repost my stupid jokes?
I'm going to town, y'all need anything?
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'm going to town, y'all need anything?
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The president dozed off so frequently during his big televised ass-kiss meeting today, Jake Tapper may have to write three more books about Biden.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The president dozed off so frequently during his big televised ass-kiss meeting today, Jake Tapper may have to write three more books about Biden.
There is a absolutely no way the President has seen this season of South Park. We would definitely see a reaction.
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There is a absolutely no way the President has seen this season of South Park. We would definitely see a reaction.
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When I can’t find a parking spot at Costco on Sunday.
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
When I can’t find a parking spot at Costco on Sunday.
Nose hair long enough to pull off a proper "yesssssss"
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Nose hair long enough to pull off a proper "yesssssss"
Don't "Threads" on me!
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Don't "Threads" on me!
On FB, I get routed to join "threads" about 10 times a day. Fuck you Zuckerberg.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
On FB, I get routed to join "threads" about 10 times a day. Fuck you Zuckerberg.
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Ok, I'm just gonna say it. I did not care for "Christmas Vacation"
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ok, I'm just gonna say it. I did not care for "Christmas Vacation"
Quintrevion Wisner is almost as good as his dad "Quadtrevion" and better than his grandad, "Tritrevion"
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Quintrevion Wisner is almost as good as his dad "Quadtrevion" and better than his grandad, "Tritrevion"
If Kid Rock wasn't such an asshole, he may have been in Detroit's half time show.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If Kid Rock wasn't such an asshole, he may have been in Detroit's half time show.
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Do you accept the Lord Gadzuki as your personal savior?
October 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Do you accept the Lord Gadzuki as your personal savior?