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𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · Aug 24

less than 7 second video of yourself 🎥

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𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 13h

𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 14h

I deadass was about to tag you in this lmaooooooo

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𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 14h

UHHHH?!

𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 15h

protecting your peace > protecting that man’s ego

𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 15h

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𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 15h

this! bc now we know you fucking on a dirty mf which in turn makes you a dirty mf!

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Thique Church Girl AUIYM 🪩 @teethegem.blacksky.app · 16h

I’m pro smut and semi-smut literature. The men be FINE with BDE and the hunching makes the bean swell!

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𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 15h

istg they do!

𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 15h

I miss my chevy cobalt. I drove that car until I couldn’t drive it anymore. I was everywhere in that car.

LUFFY D. PUDGIE SUCKAFREE👅 @pudgieeeeee.bsky.social · 16h

Random but.. can we all take a minute & now our heads for the cars we learned to drive in…. ??… Starter cars, hand me down cars … Point A to Point B wouldn’t have seen the light of day without you.

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🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 16h

I use hoe like I use nigga.

Gender neutral and equal opportunity.

Hoe is equitable. It is for all.

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 16h

I don't call anybody hoes. Unless the song is banging and the lyrics call for it specifically. Then it's gender neutral.

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𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 16h

LMAOOOOOOO this has my stomach hurting so bad!

Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.bsky.social · 16h

that man said he texting me from a halfway house

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Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 16h

Also:

If it don’t apply let it fly.

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 16h

What the Skyline needs right now is a refresher on the first 3 rules of being online:

1) jokes>facts
2) NEVER REACT
3) If the Skyline says that you're _______, then you're _______

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🕸️🕷️ 🥀 Nani🥀🕷️🕸️ @sinmachine.is.severed.fyi · 16h

Frederick said I had to post this photo taken today so people don’t think he’s a mama’s boy. He’s a grown ass man! #CatsofBlueSky #MaineCoon

A majestic long-haired Maine Coon cat, Frederick, sits perched high up and looks down slightly at the camera with regal intensity. His thick gray-and-black fur fans out around his chest like a lion’s mane, and his tall tufted ears are dramatically backlit by a warm light below him.

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𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 16h

memory unlocked! that was the day I learned what a maine cat was lmaooo

kash @thisiskashmir.com · 16h

Remember when that white cat lady with all the black friends changed her name to gucci maine coon and black twitter lose their shit and had her exiled ejekdkfkdkdldleldklflfmf

🕸️🕷️ 🥀 Nani🥀🕷️🕸️ @sinmachine.is.severed.fyi · 1d

Speaking of Maine Coons… Frederick got big big!

For reference I’m 5’10”