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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃

@jewyorican.bsky.social

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✡️🇺🇦🇵🇷🗽 Melittology, gardening (zone 7b) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱 Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻 ❤️s writing, baking, and dying on hills. Probably outside. Most puns intended. 💙 LET’S GO METS #LGM 🧡

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · Nov 13

I made an account poking fun at Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish skills. He didn’t like it 😂

Sarah Cupcakes @cupcakesarenice.bsky.social · Nov 12

I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 7h

Pecan pie time

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 9h

Flag Boy

Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 10h

Ximeno carrying a small Torah (slightly photobombed by me carrying a big one) during the children’s service today. CHAG SIMCHAT TORAH SAMEACH!!!

This is the holiday where we do the full procession seven times in a row my arms are noodles the word of G*d is heavy

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 13h

Rose to brighten the timeline

Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 17h

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 21h

One shoe belongs to me. The other belongs to my 8 year old 😅

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 18h

Also yes I wear the elderly people hands free slip on sketchers and I’m never going back 😅

Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 19h

My almost-15 left the house today in 100% my stuff 😅

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 19h

I dunno most of the people out this early are our age lol

Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 19h

We’re half a shoe size apart lol

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 19h

If it’s still completely dark it’s early morning, first light until sunrise is regular morning, and after sunrise is late morning. I wake up at 4 😅

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 19h

Cloudy and windy late morning walk

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 20h

I’m 5’0” and X is already past my shoulders 😅

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 21h

I said cake after 🤣

Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 21h

One shoe belongs to me. The other belongs to my 8 year old 😅

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 22h

Good morning amigos. You can totally handle whatever nonsense today throws at you. And then eat cake after. But first coffee!!

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 1d

Blerg insomnia

squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in a bed with a pink hat on his head .

ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in a bed with a pink hat on his head .

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 1d

This car shaped thing in the Staten Island mall parking lot…how does it drive? Do the wheels move to the ground when you turn it on? Do your feet stick out the bottom Flintstones style? How is the bottom not scraping against the road genuinely what is happening here

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 1d

Slightly higher than usual high tide

Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 1d

Not as stormy as expected afternoon walk

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 1d

Officially in soup mode

Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning darlings! I hope your day is relaxing and the storm doesn’t hit you too bad. But first coffee!

Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 2d

Fancy like food court tanghulu 🤣

Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 2d

I prepared for the storm and got all the flood stuff out, replaced all the flashlight batteries, and charged all the devices so it’s definitely my fault the storm amounted to not much 🤣

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Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃 @jewyorican.bsky.social · 2d

I just paid cash to some old lady sitting in a folding chair with a battery charger no waivers or anything G*d Bless Staten Island

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