Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
✡️🗽🇵🇷
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱. Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻. ❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills. Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱. Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻. ❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills. Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
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Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I made an account poking fun at Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish skills. He didn’t like it 😂
Cutting insulation to put around the outsides of all my hives. The girls will be ready for winter!
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Cutting insulation to put around the outsides of all my hives. The girls will be ready for winter!
Egg in a hole time
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Egg in a hole time
Good morning darlings. I hope your day is happy and warm and full of good surprises. But first coffee!
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Good morning darlings. I hope your day is happy and warm and full of good surprises. But first coffee!
This is so fucked up. Fucking monsters all of them
ICE presence near Staten Island food pantries: What community leaders are doing
"We need to know that people are safe to get food," Rev. Terry Troia said.
www.silive.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This is so fucked up. Fucking monsters all of them
Emil Sitka is running around with two rawhides in his mouth and trying to get the kids to play tug of war with both 😂
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Emil Sitka is running around with two rawhides in his mouth and trying to get the kids to play tug of war with both 😂
Reposted by Rachel Figueroa
Mets have been Girl Power since the very beginning too
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mets have been Girl Power since the very beginning too
Reposted by Rachel Figueroa
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i...
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i...
I’m having a day. I deserve pie for lunch lol
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m having a day. I deserve pie for lunch lol
Good morning amigos! It’s cold and rainy today and the sun is setting before 4:30 and I’m cranky about it. Sorry in advance if I’m cranky in your direction 😅. But first coffee!
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Good morning amigos! It’s cold and rainy today and the sun is setting before 4:30 and I’m cranky about it. Sorry in advance if I’m cranky in your direction 😅. But first coffee!
Jewish observances start the evening before, therefore the tacos we are eating tonight fulfill the mitzvah of Taco Tuesday. I don’t make the rules 😂
Happy Erev Taco Tuesday
Happy Erev Taco Tuesday
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Jewish observances start the evening before, therefore the tacos we are eating tonight fulfill the mitzvah of Taco Tuesday. I don’t make the rules 😂
Happy Erev Taco Tuesday
Happy Erev Taco Tuesday
Me every time another Nuzzi/Lizza/Secretary Roadkill post comes out
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me every time another Nuzzi/Lizza/Secretary Roadkill post comes out
Reposted by Rachel Figueroa
Maybe, just maybe, if the FBI counterterrorism desk hadn't been retasked to chasing abuelitas, somebody might've followed up on the tips...
Suspect in National Guard attack struggled with 'dark isolation' as community raised concerns
Emails obtained by the Associated Press show that the Afghan man accused of shooting two National Guard members near the White House had been unraveling for years.
www.latimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Maybe, just maybe, if the FBI counterterrorism desk hadn't been retasked to chasing abuelitas, somebody might've followed up on the tips...
Me: The deviled eggs in the fridge are for the thing tonight don’t eat them
My children literally as I’m saying that:
My children literally as I’m saying that:
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me: The deviled eggs in the fridge are for the thing tonight don’t eat them
My children literally as I’m saying that:
My children literally as I’m saying that:
Good morning darlings. The first Monday after a long weekend is the worst, but maybe if we eat enough pastries we can make it better. But first coffee!
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Good morning darlings. The first Monday after a long weekend is the worst, but maybe if we eat enough pastries we can make it better. But first coffee!
For my next trick I will attempt to build a cabinet 😅
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
For my next trick I will attempt to build a cabinet 😅
Reposted by Rachel Figueroa
I have taken
the knowledge
of the nuclear
weaponry
which you
were probably
saving
for MAD
forgive me
the nuclei are
so fast
war so cold
the knowledge
of the nuclear
weaponry
which you
were probably
saving
for MAD
forgive me
the nuclei are
so fast
war so cold
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I have taken
the knowledge
of the nuclear
weaponry
which you
were probably
saving
for MAD
forgive me
the nuclei are
so fast
war so cold
the knowledge
of the nuclear
weaponry
which you
were probably
saving
for MAD
forgive me
the nuclei are
so fast
war so cold
Time to make some coquito
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Time to make some coquito
Good morning hotties! Chanukah starts in 2 weeks… are you ready (I am not 😅). I will be drinking all the coffee today and (hopefully) getting through all of my to do list. Please pray for my comically tiny attention span 😂. But first coffee!
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Good morning hotties! Chanukah starts in 2 weeks… are you ready (I am not 😅). I will be drinking all the coffee today and (hopefully) getting through all of my to do list. Please pray for my comically tiny attention span 😂. But first coffee!
Only the red lights are lit on the Verrazzano tonight
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Only the red lights are lit on the Verrazzano tonight
It’s gelt season!
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It’s gelt season!
Some sunset colors
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Some sunset colors
Survived another Thanksgiving lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Survived another Thanksgiving lol
Went to the doctor and apparently I’m “yeah that starts to happen around your age” years old 😂🙃
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Went to the doctor and apparently I’m “yeah that starts to happen around your age” years old 😂🙃
Good morning loves. Happy Saturday! Stay warm today and drink tons of cocoa. With extra marshmallows. But first coffee!
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Good morning loves. Happy Saturday! Stay warm today and drink tons of cocoa. With extra marshmallows. But first coffee!