Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
✡️🗽🇵🇷
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱. Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻. ❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills. Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱. Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻. ❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills. Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
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Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I made an account poking fun at Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish skills. He didn’t like it 😂
Afternoon walk. Real cliffhanger lol
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Afternoon walk. Real cliffhanger lol
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
Good morning! Happy Sunday! I hid the kids Chanukah presents in the little closet space under the stairs. Next week when I panic because I can’t remember where I hid them, remind me of this lol. But first coffee!!
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Good morning! Happy Sunday! I hid the kids Chanukah presents in the little closet space under the stairs. Next week when I panic because I can’t remember where I hid them, remind me of this lol. But first coffee!!
Neighborhood sunset
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Neighborhood sunset
It’s so crowded there are no shopping carts left at the craft store and it’s catty old lady chaos 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s so crowded there are no shopping carts left at the craft store and it’s catty old lady chaos 🤣
My favorite impact crater is Lonar Lake en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonar_L...
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My favorite impact crater is Lonar Lake en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonar_L...
Good morning beautiful humans! I hope your day is peaceful and all your cocoa has extra marshmallows. But first coffee!
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Good morning beautiful humans! I hope your day is peaceful and all your cocoa has extra marshmallows. But first coffee!
It’s Ma’s dog’s birthday so I brought a gift
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s Ma’s dog’s birthday so I brought a gift
X getting spun around upside down by my brother (something he demands as soon as my brother arrives lol)
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
X getting spun around upside down by my brother (something he demands as soon as my brother arrives lol)
Let’s try this again without typos lol
Struffoli is the reason G-d invented honeybees and Italians (and I’m so happy it’s struffoli season now)
Struffoli is the reason G-d invented honeybees and Italians (and I’m so happy it’s struffoli season now)
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Let’s try this again without typos lol
Struffoli is the reason G-d invented honeybees and Italians (and I’m so happy it’s struffoli season now)
Struffoli is the reason G-d invented honeybees and Italians (and I’m so happy it’s struffoli season now)
Shabbat Shalom darlings may we all know peace soon
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Shabbat Shalom darlings may we all know peace soon
Reposted by Rachel Figueroa
I sat through the World Cup draw so you didn't have to: defector.com/heres-the-20...
Here’s The 2026 World Cup Draw
On Friday, after an interminable procession of songs, skits, interviews, and speeches, including Donald Trump accepting a knock-off Peace Prize, FIFA’s 2026 World Cup draw ceremony finally did the onl...
defector.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I sat through the World Cup draw so you didn't have to: defector.com/heres-the-20...
Late morning walk. Look at that moon!
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Late morning walk. Look at that moon!
Good morning loves. Happy Friday! I am sooooooo happy this week is over lol. I hope your day is easy and your weekend is amazing. But first coffee!!
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Good morning loves. Happy Friday! I am sooooooo happy this week is over lol. I hope your day is easy and your weekend is amazing. But first coffee!!
Every time I pick up X from my parents, Ma’s dog has a different neckerchief and hair accessory. 125lbs of fashion icon 😂
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Every time I pick up X from my parents, Ma’s dog has a different neckerchief and hair accessory. 125lbs of fashion icon 😂
I love strong cheeses of almost every type but I absolutely HATE feta.
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I love strong cheeses of almost every type but I absolutely HATE feta.
It’s a baked ziti pizza kinda night
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s a baked ziti pizza kinda night
Reposted by Rachel Figueroa
Star Trek is Jewish
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Star Trek is Jewish
🤣🤣🤣 never messing with that kid
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🤣🤣🤣 never messing with that kid
I should install a PA system in the house and have it play a “you need to get out of bed you’re going to miss the bus” recording on loop over and over until both kids are on their busses 🫠
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I should install a PA system in the house and have it play a “you need to get out of bed you’re going to miss the bus” recording on loop over and over until both kids are on their busses 🫠
Good morning beautiful people. I hope your day is amazing and everything goes your way. But first coffee!!
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Good morning beautiful people. I hope your day is amazing and everything goes your way. But first coffee!!
The seed catalogues are arriving and I’m ordering literally everything 🤣🤣
Seriously look at these tomatoes I NEED to grow them
Seriously look at these tomatoes I NEED to grow them
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The seed catalogues are arriving and I’m ordering literally everything 🤣🤣
Seriously look at these tomatoes I NEED to grow them
Seriously look at these tomatoes I NEED to grow them
Cutting insulation to put around the outsides of all my hives. The girls will be ready for winter!
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Cutting insulation to put around the outsides of all my hives. The girls will be ready for winter!