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Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
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Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱. Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻. ❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills. Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
Pinned
I made an account poking fun at Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish skills. He didn’t like it 😂
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
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My Bluesky motto
I don’t agree with that Ben, please don’t hijack this important crank conversation with off topic crankery
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ugh my sinuses are trying to kill me
a woman says my whole head is on fire on snl
ALT: a woman says my whole head is on fire on snl
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December 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Good morning loves. I hope your day is relaxing and happy. But first coffee!!
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Shabbat Shalom darlings may we all know peace soon
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Afternoon walk
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I truly believe AI has already been let off the leash and has gone too far. It's killing our KIDS.
“She participated in a TikTok "Devil trend" on Saturday, Dec. 6, in which she asked ChatGPT to reveal her biggest flaws and insecurities.

On Sunday, Dec. 7, Tracy was found dead by local authorities in her apartment.”
The 19-year-old sophomore was found dead in her off-campus apartment.
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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#PPOD: This image, released by the China National Space Administration (CNSA), shows a view of the Earth captured by the Tianwen-2 probe on May 30, 2025, and post-processed by scientific researchers. 🧪 🔭

Credit: CNSA/Handout via Xinhua
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Good morning darlings. It’s only a few days to Chanukah… I hope your holiday prep is going smoothly and all your sufganiyot come out perfect. But first coffee!
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Kids are in bed early for a change so I’m getting a head start on making Shabbat & Chanukah candles
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Thank you, Pete.
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Neighbor called to say my cat got out and was sitting on my fence angry-meowing at people walking down the path. I looked out the window and that’s not my cat 🤷🏻‍♀️
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Today’s mood.
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Good morning loves. It’s super windy today so make sure you eat a lot of cookies to weigh yourself down. Safety first. But first coffee!
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Emotional support three roll lunch special
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
At the urgent care with a possibly ear infected kid and the doctor comes in and says what’s wrong and I almost said Pete Alonso 😅
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am also very much displeased 😫
No Nimmo. No Diaz. No Alonso.

I am not pleased. I am very much displeased.
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Looks like @rayglennon.bsky.social’s guys are getting the polar bear 😭

Enjoy him he’s a lot of fun
BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles and Pete Alonso have agreed to a five-year, $155M contract, a source confirms to @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social.
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Abandoned pumpkin cleanup crew
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Switch to Wingdings you cowards
At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Good morning darlings. I hope your day is happy and all the people you encounter are nice. But first coffee!!
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
My day is finally over, I have switched to comfy pants, and my parents are feeding the kids. Brb gonna do absolutely nothing for a bit 🛀
a cat is hanging upside down on a couch with the words `` relax vatog '' written below it .
ALT: a cat is hanging upside down on a couch with the words `` relax vatog '' written below it .
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December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My son’s school is doing a 6 7 day 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I’ll miss the trumpets more than the actual pitching but still I really liked the trumpets 😢
#MetsSky On the Diaz news, for those who understand this, I'm not ready to rend my #Mets garments and sit shiva. With what we have in the bullpen & one more solid arm (many are still available), Devin Williams is an experienced closer and we'll have a bullpen with which we'll be proud.
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Good morning amigos! It’s cold, the days are getting shorter… and I’m not a fan of either of those things 😅.

Try to stay warm today and try not to be too crabby at people (that’s more for me- cold and dark makes me crabby). But first coffee!
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM