Rachel FigueroAAAH! 👻💀 🎃
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✡️🇺🇦🇵🇷🗽 Melittology, gardening (zone 7b) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱 Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻 ❤️s writing, baking, and dying on hills. Probably outside. Most puns intended. 💙 LET’S GO METS #LGM 🧡
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I made an account poking fun at Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish skills. He didn’t like it 😂
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I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
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Both children approve so there’s that 😂
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My climbing roses have climbed enough to make an arch from my gate to the top of the arbor and it’s tall enough for a full sized adult to pass under (and not just my short ass 😂)
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It looks like something I would have drawn on the cover of my notebook in 8th grade 🤣
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I had to google chippy tea and it is not what I was expecting AT ALL (I thought it was actual tea). That being said I’m team chippy tea lol
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The cat is alive but a little rough looking lol
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Either it set or it didn’t, and I won’t know until I take the cake collar off. Until then it’s Schrödinger’s Mousse
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I think you need to flap your arms harder and make more space laser noises.
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We’re having a drought over here can you send the rain this way thanks
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Good morning darlings. Happy Friday! I hope your day is happy and full of love. And cake. But first coffee!
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Building a candy and graham cracker sukkah
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Despite having a super difficult week, teen showed up to shul to perform the lulav mitzvah
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Beowulf: A New Translation, 2020
Maria Dahvana Headley 🇺🇸
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Good morning beautiful humans.I hope youse all get a chance to enjoy the autumn weather today. But first coffee!
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I’m doing my best to make sure Elle knows we all care. We’re in the middle of a week long festival where we shake palm fronds every day and she actually wanted to participate in it today (this happened right before the holiday started) which makes me hopeful that things will be ok
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Everyone around us has been so amazing and I’m so grateful ❤️
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More than the pie though, everyone who has reached out to check in on us and offer help and resources to teen are amazing and we love you all so much ❤️
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Splitting this whole thing with the teen. Cherry pie won’t make the trauma of the past couple of days go away but tbh it helps a little.