J “Halloween” B
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Damn these vampires.
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Army of Two: The Devil’s Cartel. Utterly forgettable free Xbox360 game with bland cover shooting, piss-and-brown filter graphics, dumb sweaty writing.
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What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
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Cutting Through the Grease with Ryan Nanni
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“Uh-huh, yeah, just stand right there for a second.” KLACK KLACK
Claymore antipersonnel mine, “FRONT TOWARD ENEMY”
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Those resist bots post a lot, thank you.
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Radiohead’s difficult gospel era.
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Subscribing to Spotify now that I know they prevent innocent people from hearing Stone Temple Pilots.
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Nice to see you’re leaving MGK out of this one.
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What would they snort them off of though?
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I have all the antenna digital channels and then the free streaming you get with a Roku TV. That’s plenty. That’s enough television.
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You’ll find out this Sunday, as long as you remembered to stop by your local 7-11, Payless, or Lawson’s retail location for free “Sickos Glasses” with any Coca-Cola purchase! Then tune in to watch the newest “Treehouse of Horror” in Sickos-Vision!
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MANAGER BING VOICE: Uh, could he *be* any more outrighted to the minors?
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Just put Ross on waivers.
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Clubhouse cancer, not worth the stats on paper.
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The people cry out for the cigarette that is healthy.
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SHADE OF NORM: Woody, pour me a cold one, it’s not like I’m getting any warmer.
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I wash my hands a lot because I love artificial lemongrass fragrance too much.
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@babyshoes4cash.com

Your pioneering work is finally beginning to pay off.
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AI Mr Bean: *blinks at me*

Me: yes I need condoms

AI Mr Bean: *gives a shocked expression, hand covering mouth*

Me: yes I need condoms

AI Mr Bean: *wiggles eyebrows*
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Then why am I not thriving? How many more scratch-offs must I buy?
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Pronouncing “golberment” like it rhymes with Stephen Colbert-ment.