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Doomer Esiason
@jheriseinfeld.bsky.social
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budweiser hot seat survivor / senior gas station tv correspondent
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 4h
*in response to your absolute dogshit email* tahnks!
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 5h
“acab includes ahab” —moby dick
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 5h
it’s an anniversary miracle! congrats 🙏
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 5h
many guys should cool it with the LLMs & focus on being LWMs (Lawfully-Wedded Men) 💍
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 5h
might doing an unboxing vid. with your skull 💀
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 17h
a Chicagoan who would be having NONE of this shit:
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 17h
…Watch Chad Powers
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
precisely nothing! the law is on my side on this
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
judge: where’s your client, counsel

my attorney: he just txted he’s parking, your honor

me:
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
*roasting your hygiene* ey check out karl ove rightguard over here
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
Hilaria Baldwin Christmas Album
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
nutted, she still CPAP’n
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
bakefest at spliffany’s
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 2d
Columbus is ICE
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 2d
criminalize chad powers
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 3d
Weedbok
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 3d
acab includes simplisafe
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 3d
TRON: BOFADES
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Tomb Heintjes @hogansalley.bsky.social · 5d
Don’t have a misaligned spine, dude!
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 3d
jabba the unc
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 3d
guys will see this & go “hell yeah”
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 3d
the champagne 🍾 i bought off Craigslist turned out to be bootleg (Tom Perignon)
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 4d
u guys can keep him
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Doomer Esiason @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 4d
when i wake up too early on a Saturday
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 4d
The cure for the male loneliness epidemic is to win a game 5 in 15 innings
J.P. Crawford, Cal Raleigh, and Josh Naylor hug to celebrate the victory
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