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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 27m

“I got tired of my friends making fun of my thinning hair so I got Nutrafol”

I would got new friends instead.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2h

I like a good pimento cheese sandwich, but probably not a sandwich I would consume when shit faced.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 23h

Tom Moore looks like he invented football.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

I hope Jerry Jones lives forever.

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1d

The Cowboys traded away one of the best defensive players in the sport, claiming it would help them stop the run, and just gave up 183 rushing yards to a running back they had last year but walked in free agency

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

As I get older, I find white Christians more and more cringey, more hypocritical and more hallow than a Trojan horse.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

I just hope they keep finding new and innovative ways to lose, forever and ever.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

I hope the Jets never win again. 😂

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

The Texans fan seems AI generated.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever you’re having a bad day and feeling stupid, just remember that there are people in this universe who think they are facebook friends with the pope’s secret facebook account.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Sweet sweet poetic justice for Craig Counsell to get knocked out on Milwaukee’s home turf. Screw that guy.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

GOD DAMMIT CBS SPORTS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF WEEK WE HAD AND YOU PULL THIS BULLSHIT.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

At a wedding, I once (allegedly) drank 10 gin martinis and then chugged several manhattans, I don’t think by BAC touched this, and I was hammered. I cannot imagine what this person feels like.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I think you should know about this.

UNIVERSITY
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POLICE
Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice
Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was.337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida
7:14 PM • 10/11/25 • 22K Views

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Kind of his brand.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

If elected president I will ban all Thrillionaire ads, immediately.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Got not just one, but three!

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Do you know what would be cool right now? A shot on goal

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2d

Drug addiction is mental illness and should be treated accordingly.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 2d

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment

Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.

www.kare11.com

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2d

It’s not all black and white

Car manufacturers: The fuck it isn’t.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2d

a woman wearing glasses is smiling and asking what like it 's hard

ALT: a woman wearing glasses is smiling and asking what like it 's hard

media.tenor.com

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 3d

Just got gyro from the St Thomas Agora. All is right in the world. For a moment.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 3d

From the time I started kindergarten to the time I turned 30 the Phillies made the playoffs one time and were eliminated in traumatic fashion. Painful as this has been, we’ve had a shot every season the last few.