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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1h

Tom Moore looks like he invented football.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 3h

I hope Jerry Jones lives forever.

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 4h

The Cowboys traded away one of the best defensive players in the sport, claiming it would help them stop the run, and just gave up 183 rushing yards to a running back they had last year but walked in free agency

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 6h

As I get older, I find white Christians more and more cringey, more hypocritical and more hallow than a Trojan horse.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 7h

I just hope they keep finding new and innovative ways to lose, forever and ever.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 7h

I hope the Jets never win again. 😂

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 9h

The Texans fan seems AI generated.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 21h

Whenever you’re having a bad day and feeling stupid, just remember that there are people in this universe who think they are facebook friends with the pope’s secret facebook account.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 21h

Sweet sweet poetic justice for Craig Counsell to get knocked out on Milwaukee’s home turf. Screw that guy.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 22h

GOD DAMMIT CBS SPORTS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF WEEK WE HAD AND YOU PULL THIS BULLSHIT.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 23h

At a wedding, I once (allegedly) drank 10 gin martinis and then chugged several manhattans, I don’t think by BAC touched this, and I was hammered. I cannot imagine what this person feels like.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23h

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I think you should know about this.

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Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice
Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was.337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida
7:14 PM • 10/11/25 • 22K Views

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Kind of his brand.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

If elected president I will ban all Thrillionaire ads, immediately.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Got not just one, but three!

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Do you know what would be cool right now? A shot on goal

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Drug addiction is mental illness and should be treated accordingly.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment

Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.

www.kare11.com

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not all black and white

Car manufacturers: The fuck it isn’t.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

a woman wearing glasses is smiling and asking what like it 's hard

ALT: a woman wearing glasses is smiling and asking what like it 's hard

media.tenor.com

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2d

Just got gyro from the St Thomas Agora. All is right in the world. For a moment.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2d

From the time I started kindergarten to the time I turned 30 the Phillies made the playoffs one time and were eliminated in traumatic fashion. Painful as this has been, we’ve had a shot every season the last few.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2d

Alright Professor Dickweed, what’s the plan?

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2d

Nothing screams America First like building a Qatari military base in Idaho.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie

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Defector @defector.com · 2d

Breaking: Some guy now aware of most revered country artist who ever lived defector.com/breaking-som...

Breaking: Some Guy Now Aware Of Most Revered Country Artist Who Ever Lived | Defector

Rare indeed is the headline-and-dek combo worth noticing, or caring about. In many publications these aren’t even written by the same person who wrote the actual blog; at any rate they’re many…

defector.com

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2d

Get fucked.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2d

There is merit to this article, the shift in our culture, our busy lives, and ever growing demands, have bled membership ranks dry. That being said, many volunteer FDs are extremely toxic work atmospheres and their tribalistic treatment of outsiders, sexist and racist tendencies don’t help either.

Volunteer firefighter shortage at crisis level, New Jersey chiefs warn

Six New Jersey fire chiefs warn that the volunteer firefighter shortage could soon lead to delayed response times and worse.

www.cbsnews.com