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Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader

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Tech whisperer/food eater+cooker/sometimes-photojournalist/writer. Pissed off housing/homeless-people advocate. I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract. Karma karma karma karma karma comedian. I come and go.

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Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 3d

Attention loyal subjects:

I shall henceforth be known as Tortilla, Earl of Inverness, having claimed the title by honourable means (I called it first!). I shall rule with wisdom and compassion, and no rapey or otherwise pedo shit.

Vere et iustitia!
Vale nunc.

The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING: Prince Andrew is giving up all royal titles, including the 'Earl of Inverness' after discussion with the King

It comes days before the publication of a book by Andrew’s late alleged victim, Virginia Giuffre

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Kimberly Atkins Stohr @kimberlyeatkins.bsky.social · 15h

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 6h

a tyrant is ignoring the constitution, firing live artillery at americans, invading our cities, and tearing down the white house to build himself a palace

our institutions won't react because they're lost in a digital dreamstate, unable to decide what is true because of social media poisoning

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Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 6h

on the bright side, switch the closing “?” for a “.” and this is becomes viable line for an re-imagined Howl

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Brian Klaas @brianklaas.bsky.social · 8h

The Democrats need to get a hell of a lot of cameras on the White House and plaster the photos everywhere. It's not just the brazen symbol of a megalomaniac destroying national heritage; it's happening during a government shutdown when ordinary people aren't getting paid. Make every American see it.

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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 7h

When all this is over and he is dragged out of the people's house by his fingernails, I want to see every tower, every golf course, every hotel bearing his name razed to the ground and erased from history. This abomination. This obscenity of a man.

The East Wing facade of the White House being ripped apart to make way for Trump's vandalism of a "Ballroom."

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City Nolan @ndhapple.bsky.social · 9h

I guess this is when we get to introduce the nation to the tale of the Bonwit Teller building: news.artnet.com/art-world/do...

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 9h

America, the land where individual choice rules all, except when it's a driver and then it's someone else's fault.

Action Committee for Transit @actfortransit.bsky.social · 13h

Drivers on Facebook have opinions about a crash where a driver hit & critically injured a young teenager who was walking.

▪️Pedestrians need to look!
▪️Everyone needs to look, but especially pedestrians!
▪️Immigrants don't know how to walk safely.
▪️More housing = more traffic congestion = bad.

Pedestrians need to look and Drivers need to look. Both parties should be looking. Both parties need to look!!! Crosswalks will not always save your life. Please do not trust a crosswalk to protect you!! They are only a tool to assist.... Please look all ways before walking in front of a moving vehicle. All pedestrians need to look every where before walking in front of a moving vehicle. That will save your life.

People need to learn how to walk safely, to be totally honest. We have a large population that comes from outside the US. There are cars everywhere, but folks around here act as if they've never interacted with vehicles, streets, and sidewalks.

So let's build more buildings and housing and congestion the roads even more!!!

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Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 20h

it’s more than a parody - go to the complaints page - it’s a form to send a letter to legislators calling for safety standards / reform

no attribution though

replacement.ai/complaints/

Complaints

Humans are no longer necessary. So we’re getting rid of them.

replacement.ai

Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 20h

Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 22h

Wikepedia:

In economics, market saturation is a situation in which a product has become diffused (distributed) within a market;[1] the actual level of saturation can depend on consumer purchasing power; as well as competition, prices, and technology.

Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 23h

provided there isn’t a market meltdown first

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Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 23h

i'm certain i’m not the only person who finds it ridiculous that all people don’t mask in medical facilities which by definition contain more sick people per square foot than any other space. outside, more of a judgement call but omfg the doctors office is full of sick people. it attracts them!

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Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 23h

so that’s a yes!

Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 23h

is it too late to fire one up?

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Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 23h

all you gold rush whippersnappers

Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 1d

california has made you weak

Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 1d

no that’s boston 🤣

Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 1d

oh. lol

well ftr i acknowledg only one

Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 1d

there was a party bus that would bring them to the castro for cultural experience outings to see homosexuals, after which some would vomit in the gutter while the driver offloaded bags of trash… then onward to the next exhibit

while yelling woooooooo

haven’t seen that bus in a while. that’s ok.

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Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 1d

it has those marina woo woo girls and boys tho

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Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 1d

this makes no fucking sense whatever.

Trademark infringement requires that there be a substantial likelihood of confusion... being in the same business or type of media or whatever.

utter rubbish. someone who has no clue how trademarks work is showing off their power just because they can

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Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 1d

Miller Lite ✅
Busch ✅
Neurotoxic wasp spray right there mixed in with the drinks and presumably food ✅
Marlboros ✅
Smallest big screen TV on his entire street ✅
Feet on table ✅

Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 1d

tbh it all looks so tiny and inadequate.

this is to sportsball parties what a slice of american cheese + a hot dog on a toothpick is to charcuterie

Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social · 1d

a group of men in suits and ties are standing together and talking

ALT: a group of men in suits and ties are standing together and talking

media.tenor.com

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Nathan Williams @nathanmwilliams.bsky.social · 2d

Jose Ochoa, a U.S. Citizen and Portlander, was apprehended by ICE this morning and remains incarcerated awaiting a hearing on Monday.

As you march on Saturday, consider supporting Jose's family who are facing a challenging legal battle to restore his freedom in federal court.

gofund.me/227e50344

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