Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader
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Attention loyal subjects:

I shall henceforth be known as Tortilla, Earl of Inverness, having claimed the title by honourable means (I called it first!). I shall rule with wisdom and compassion, and no rapey or otherwise pedo shit.

Vere et iustitia!
Vale nunc.
BREAKING: Prince Andrew is giving up all royal titles, including the 'Earl of Inverness' after discussion with the King

It comes days before the publication of a book by Andrew’s late alleged victim, Virginia Giuffre
it’s more than a parody - go to the complaints page - it’s a form to send a letter to legislators calling for safety standards / reform

no attribution though

replacement.ai/complaints/
Complaints
Humans are no longer necessary. So we’re getting rid of them.
replacement.ai
i'm certain i’m not the only person who finds it ridiculous that all people don’t mask in medical facilities which by definition contain more sick people per square foot than any other space. outside, more of a judgement call but omfg the doctors office is full of sick people. it attracts them!
there was a party bus that would bring them to the castro for cultural experience outings to see homosexuals, after which some would vomit in the gutter while the driver offloaded bags of trash… then onward to the next exhibit

while yelling woooooooo

haven’t seen that bus in a while. that’s ok.
this makes no fucking sense whatever.

Trademark infringement requires that there be a substantial likelihood of confusion... being in the same business or type of media or whatever.

utter rubbish. someone who has no clue how trademarks work is showing off their power just because they can
Miller Lite ✅
Busch ✅
Neurotoxic wasp spray right there mixed in with the drinks and presumably food ✅
Marlboros ✅
Smallest big screen TV on his entire street ✅
Feet on table ✅
tbh it all looks so tiny and inadequate.

this is to sportsball parties what a slice of american cheese + a hot dog on a toothpick is to charcuterie
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Jose Ochoa, a U.S. Citizen and Portlander, was apprehended by ICE this morning and remains incarcerated awaiting a hearing on Monday.

As you march on Saturday, consider supporting Jose's family who are facing a challenging legal battle to restore his freedom in federal court.

gofund.me/227e50344
shit isn't usually liquid unless your president has diarrhoea
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Powerful sign at No Kings in Cleveland
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Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old drug addict post AI vids wearing a crown flying a fighter jet dropping sh*t on US citizens at a rally the same week he bitched out the world for not getting Nobel Peace prize & blew up boats so he could joke about it before.
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So the president
- wants to wear a gold crown as he
- dumps feces on mothers holding babies because they are
- protesting kings and fascists?

OK. Just clarifying.