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@jinjo.bsky.social

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Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · Sep 30

Through the fire and flames, NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 32m

vraiment ouais

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1h

Just about the scariest kind of alien you could meet

The kissing alien - the encounter that shocked france

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1h

Just popped the AI bubble. My bad!

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 2h

New conjoined twin flavor

The phone lens made my hand look like a giant flipper, i swear! My hand holding two gummy "pairs" of bears linked together

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colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social · 5h

welcome to san andreas. i'm cj from grove street / a land of gray crags, archtrees, and everlasting dragons

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 5h

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 5h

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 6h

You can't ever get your hopes up

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

This is the rythym of my shite

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

*muffled screams*

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, I'm a pretty devout christian! And my favorite scary character is that Hell is real. I love that Hell is real and that Jesus paid the price. Just awesome. Yup.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

Here's a fun idea! what's your favorite scary chara—

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT JESUS TODAY? HELL IS REAL AND JESUS PAID THE PRICE. YOU WILL BE ETERNAL TORTURED JUST LIKE MY SAVIOR JESUS IF YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM FOR EVEN A SECOND.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

A lot of people don't know that my good friend Snooby is actually a Killer Klown from Outer Space.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

You have a program that analyzes what's in the photo and describes it for you? That's awesome, but IDK why it posted it in the reply. What I'm saying is you're all of them, even the one inside the pizza box that you didn't know about. Also they came from your home planet: Circus Tent IV.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

I told you, they're already baked into a hatred pie. And I sold it at the market for top dollar.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

This is just about the last thing you wanna see when you order pizza

The killer klowns

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

A super tall guy wearing a hockey mask just pounded on my door. They were holding a butcher knife. Maybe it was a woman actually. Actually I think I'm going to let them inside.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

I just cloud seeded your neighborhood homie

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

No wait, I think it has two "i"s actually.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

Going to have to make my big pilgramige soon. Is that how you spell it? Pilgramige. Pill... gramige..

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 1d

Do you really have any rights if they are openly saying they will just make up reasons to detain you?

thematthill.bsky.social @thematthill.bsky.social · 3d

Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 10h

I baked them into a hatred pie earlier today

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 2d

Here is a nice mushroom

A tiny brownish mushroom of incredible delicateness grows tall from between hairy moss fronds. Teeny hair covers its stem in fuzz, and dew glistens on its cap. All photos by me

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 13h

Grok AI's siren song is hard to resist. Need to buckle my seatbelt, LOL!!!

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 13h

I assume every Tesla is being driven by someone like this lol