lukelukeluke
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
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I bring a “Tally ho!” energy to the mushroom hunt that gets old
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I bring a “Tally ho!” energy to the mushroom hunt that gets old
What do you mean I shouldn’t keep my baby in the crawl space, are you listening to yourself
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
What do you mean I shouldn’t keep my baby in the crawl space, are you listening to yourself
Here is a nice mushroom
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Here is a nice mushroom
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We weren’t meant to thrive in a fast paced work environment we were meant to collect berries in the summertime and lie down for a whole day after mistaking the bad orange mushroom for the good orange mushroom
March 3, 2024 at 1:38 PM
We weren’t meant to thrive in a fast paced work environment we were meant to collect berries in the summertime and lie down for a whole day after mistaking the bad orange mushroom for the good orange mushroom
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The years: *start coming*
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The years: *start coming*
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
Bell, tolling: This is for you
Me: I didn’t ask
Me: I didn’t ask
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Bell, tolling: This is for you
Me: I didn’t ask
Me: I didn’t ask
Here is a nice mushrooms
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Here is a nice mushrooms
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I love being in the woods and not having to know how the housing market is doing. “Have you seen these interest rates lately?” No, I’m in the woods
September 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I love being in the woods and not having to know how the housing market is doing. “Have you seen these interest rates lately?” No, I’m in the woods
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
If I had 9 lives I’d probably spend 8 of them eating all the mushrooms you’re not supposed to eat because what if they taste good
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If I had 9 lives I’d probably spend 8 of them eating all the mushrooms you’re not supposed to eat because what if they taste good
Here is a nice mushrooms
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Here is a nice mushrooms
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My wife doesn’t know about my secret second family (raccoons) that I visit while I’m traveling (in the woods)
August 2, 2024 at 8:17 PM
My wife doesn’t know about my secret second family (raccoons) that I visit while I’m traveling (in the woods)
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What no one in the movie business tells you is that acting is just pretending
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What no one in the movie business tells you is that acting is just pretending
Kind of messed up that I can’t run fast enough for my hair to blow behind me like a majestic mane
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Kind of messed up that I can’t run fast enough for my hair to blow behind me like a majestic mane
Here are some nice mushrooms
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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New York public school system makes all their students learn the recorder because they’re secretly looking for the one kid that will solve their rat problem
March 25, 2024 at 9:44 PM
New York public school system makes all their students learn the recorder because they’re secretly looking for the one kid that will solve their rat problem
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
Musician: we need talk about the name of your new instrument
Musician holding a trombone: what’s wrong with Mr. Slippery Tubes
Musician holding a trombone: what’s wrong with Mr. Slippery Tubes
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Musician: we need talk about the name of your new instrument
Musician holding a trombone: what’s wrong with Mr. Slippery Tubes
Musician holding a trombone: what’s wrong with Mr. Slippery Tubes
Here are some nice mushrooms
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Me, slipping $5 to my career advisor: Maybe that test there says I should be a cowboy
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Me, slipping $5 to my career advisor: Maybe that test there says I should be a cowboy
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I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
“Ok, we’ve just invented healthcare, what should the doctors wear?”
A long white dress
“Sounds great, and the nurses?”
Pajamas
“Alright that’s settled, then, let’s put the patients in a long shirt with their bare ass sticking out”
A long white dress
“Sounds great, and the nurses?”
Pajamas
“Alright that’s settled, then, let’s put the patients in a long shirt with their bare ass sticking out”
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“Ok, we’ve just invented healthcare, what should the doctors wear?”
A long white dress
“Sounds great, and the nurses?”
Pajamas
“Alright that’s settled, then, let’s put the patients in a long shirt with their bare ass sticking out”
A long white dress
“Sounds great, and the nurses?”
Pajamas
“Alright that’s settled, then, let’s put the patients in a long shirt with their bare ass sticking out”