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Jordan 🐻

@jjhollibaugh.bsky.social

12 followers 12 following 15 posts

Current interests 🧱 Legos 🛒 Costco 🗻 Nature 🛋️ Thrifting ✊ Hating on our corporate overlords

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Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Mar 23

GameCube is by far the most timeless console of its generation

Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Feb 10

Shoulda been Commanders vs. Bills

Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Feb 10

The Lombardi trophy casually sitting on the dirty stairs is absolutely sending me

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Michelle 🎀✨🪿 @mvholli.bsky.social · Feb 6

Can I just get one day off from choosing what to eat?

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Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Feb 4

Mileage for the oil change this morning. Confirmation that this is a simulation.

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Amy Ash @lolennui.bsky.social · Feb 1

this is the one

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The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over
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Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 24

Not much hits harder than FINALLY finding that thrifted item you've been hunting years for #thrifting

Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 24

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Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 24

No resort sunset can compete with a grocery store parking lot @mvholli.bsky.social #sunset #NC

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Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 22

Netflix is raising prices AGAIN. I would like to remind everyone physical media still exists and the Seven Seas have never been more smooth.

Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 22

First real snow in Raleigh in 3 years! Everyone be safe out there, I know none of y'all can drive.

Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 22

I want off this ride, I didn't vote for it.

Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 20

Anything after 2008 isn't as good!

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Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 20

A Bug's Life went way too hard back in the day. Modern Pixar could never. #pixar #moviesky #filmsky #standup

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jan 20

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

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Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 20

Which one of us is Snoopy???

Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 20

Decided to start Ghost of Tsushima today and be extra immersive by putting it in Japanese. Now I just run into crap while trying to read the subtitles.

Jordan 🐻 @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social · Jan 20

WHERE IS CAROLINE

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Wade Minter @wademinter.com · Jan 19

Gone but not forgotten #RaiseUp

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Michelle 🎀✨🪿 @mvholli.bsky.social · Jan 19

Accurate photo of me and my husband @jjhollibaugh.bsky.social

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