jmalivert
@jmalivert.bsky.social
140 followers 110 following 2.5K posts
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
jmalivert.bsky.social
I love the way that this clearly domain camping person is trying to add a little fair-use to their @
jmalivert.bsky.social
glad to see at least one j6er facing justice...
jmalivert.bsky.social
Really fucked up there aren't any direct flights from either Ohare OR Midway to Valinor. I thought @americanair.bsky.social @united.bsky.social @southwestair.bsky.social would be interested in maintaining our status as a hub city...
jmalivert.bsky.social
being friends with a new yorker caption contest finalist :-/
Reposted by jmalivert
jmalivert.bsky.social
RIP to Mistefa but this is good for me
jmalivert.bsky.social
Satrap Mina of Chaghanid (Lowborn) I love you and your "Fecund" trait so much...
jmalivert.bsky.social
Launching a "Befriend" scheme against my wife
Reposted by jmalivert
premthakker.bsky.social
Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
jmalivert.bsky.social
“We want a king!”

“Well have you considered all the bad things a king could do?”

“Yeah no we just want someone to kill our enemies!”
jmalivert.bsky.social
I want a landline…
jmalivert.bsky.social
Reading 1 Samuel 8 in 2025 is p funny ngl
jmalivert.bsky.social
“It has just been learned” oh he’s been reading science papers
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
More tariff policy evolution — via one man’s whim.

$SPX $FXI
jmalivert.bsky.social
So excteid for this opprtnity with JPMOrgan Charse
jmalivert.bsky.social
Internal hire probably
jmalivert.bsky.social
Hasan is using a shock collar on oomf and it makes him horny :-/
Reposted by jmalivert
kenwhite.bsky.social
Wen should direct more attention to incidents like these because Americans are more likely to respond to brutality to pets than to brutality to human beings.
thetnholler.bsky.social
EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...
jmalivert.bsky.social
Lol no synergy with the villain subtheme from spiderman?
magic.wizards.com
Prepare to clash against your favorite TMNT villains! Here are a few you'll come across in #MTGxTMNT.
This image depicts the card "Super Shredder". One Mana, one black. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Human. Mythic rarity.

Card Art: This is an illustration of the gigantic monterous mutated form of a man, his once well fitted armor cutting into his body like sharp metallic spines. The mutant reaches towards the viewer with a claw as it rushes through any obsticle in his way.

Rules text: Menace.
Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shreder.

Flavor text: "I have molded myself into perfection, Hamato. Look upon me, and know fear." This image depicts the card "Krang, Master Mind". Six mana, two blue. Legendary Artifact Creature - Utrom Warrior. Rare Rarity.

Card art:
This illustration shows a squid like being wearing a bipedal mechanical suit. It's head is covered by a orb helmet while its tentacles pop out of 'arm' holes to hold up two large drills. The creature laughs maniacally.

Rules text: Affinity for Artifacts. (This spell costs One Mana less to cast for each artifact you control.)
When Krang enters, if you have fewer than four cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
Krang gets +1/+0 for each other artifact you control. Power one/toughness four.
This image depicts the card "Bebop & Rocksteady". One mana, two black or green. Legendary Creature - Boar Rhio Mutant. Rare rarity.

Card art: This illustration depicts two mutants: A humanoid boar and a humanoid rhino. The pair stand gloriously upon the wreckage of cars as colorful sprays of energy explode behind them. The Rhino holds a large tire above his head.

Rules text: Whenever Bebop & Rocksteady attack or block, sacrifice a permanent unless you discard a card.

Flavor text: "They'll beat you with firsts, with a bat, with a knife. / So don't try to steop them, just run for your life! / Get set and get ready, / For Bebop & Rocksteady!"
jmalivert.bsky.social
Should i become catholic again
joshchafetz.bsky.social
So ... Catholic *traditionalists* want a pope who doesn't involve himself in global politics?