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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 1d

[à la Tenacious D’s “Kielbasa”] da da da da da-FUCK YEAH!

Lisa | ASHLEY WON BB27 ❤️ @dawgatthecrib.bsky.social · 1d

Yes we won 😁 #bb27

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 1d

Ha ha ha ha ha oh my god that was brilliant.

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 1d

I think one of my favorite Kid Rock jokes is the one I saw that was like "Kid Rock makes music for dads that are only allowed to see their kids on weekends, but don't". Also, yeah, he does look like he's the spokesman for gas station boner pills (another favorite).

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 1d

I am sorry for your loss. 😔

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Samhain Goldstein @goldstein.bsky.social · 1d

They got Mosby with mortgage fraud too. And she also claimed it was a political prosecution.

The Conversation U.S. @us.theconversation.com · 1d

“Mortgage applications are very long, so there’s plenty of opportunity to make mistakes.” But successful mortgage fraud prosecutions are rare – in 2024, Americans were 7x more likely to be hit by lightning than convicted of mortgage fraud.
buff.ly/IAT6ZFG

NY AG Letitia James charged with mortgage fraud – a crime seldom prosecuted and rarely resulting in prison

In 2024, seven times more Americans were struck by lightning than were convicted of federal mortgage fraud.

buff.ly

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Le Monde @lemonde.fr · 1d

Réforme des retraites : ce que le chef de l’Etat a proposé aux partis

La gauche a jugé décevantes les esquisses de concessions sur la réforme, pourtant inédites. Emmanuel Macron avait érigé le texte en totem de son second quinquennat.

www.lemonde.fr

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 1d

I'm all for it, affordable housing for all.

Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 1d

I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.

Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.

Choose sanity. Vote Binface.

(Photo dated 9th October 2025)

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 1d

In the United States, I'm unclear on how this is a day. Life is so fucking bad that nearly everyone wears their pajamas to the Met and church. For the most part, I could fucking care less if someone wears pajamas, I'm more worried we're all gonna die.

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 1d

I've been wrong about a few things, but I believe the 2026 World Cup is going to be a disaster. Imagine if I talked up hosting Thanksgiving for weeks and your family came to my house only to realize I hadn't prepared and, um, I was a hoarder.

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 2d

@pooyaism.bsky.social The lie detector portion was one of the funniest goddamned things I’ve ever seen. «une bonne baladodiffusion».

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 2d

I bet this ‘peace plan’ folds and next thing you know in 32 days he’ll be attacking the inflatable pool industry for making kiddie pools that ‘make kids gay’ or some such whogivesafuck.

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 2d

GUESS WHO DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?

Mathieu M.J.E. Rebeaud @chercheurjuteux.com · 2d

Trump va pas être content. Une femme du Venezuela a obtenu son prix tant convoité 😬

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025 to
Maria Corina Machado
“for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy”

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 3d

What part of fascism makes you think you're not next?

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 3d

No disrespect to the guy who won the Nobel Prize in Literature, but I was unaware that the painting from Ghostbusters II was actually real.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6d

“.. Beginning at 4:15 p.m. Monday, Hollywood Burbank Airport will have no air traffic controllers in their tower, ABC News has learned.”

#Shutdown
abc7.com/post/hollywo...

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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 6d

I just watched a video of an ICE agent trying to find a costumed frog's rear air hole to stick pepper spray in it, and, like, why are we paying people to do this

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 5d

I don't follow what you mean but I do like the spirit of how you say it.

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 5d

Somebody in semiotics help me make a big fucking deal outta this.

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 5d

Like, even on older stuff, you know you have to hit the floppy disk symbol to save? Even though we don't use discs anymore? Like, how in the actual fuck do you not get the reference connected to a guillotine? What the actual fuck?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 5d

I know fuck all about semiotics, but is Press Secretary whatshername aware that a guillotine is a *symbol* and not for intentional use (even if it works)? Like, how the fuck do people not get the goddamned reference with a guillotine?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 5d

Like, even on older stuff, you know you have to hit the floppy disk symbol to save? Even though we don't use discs anymore? Like, how in the actual fuck do you not get the reference connected to a guillotine? What the actual fuck?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 5d

I know fuck all about semiotics, but is Press Secretary whatshername aware that a guillotine is a *symbol* and not for intentional use (even if it works)? Like, how the fuck do people not get the goddamned reference with a guillotine?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 5d

I know fuck all about semiotics, but is Press Secretary whatshername aware that a guillotine is a *symbol* and not for intentional use (even if it works)? Like, how the fuck do people not get the goddamned reference with a guillotine?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 8d

I mean, she used to have a *whole* show, weekdays, an hour, and now she's relegated to *this*.

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 8d

Wholly inappropriate I refer to this one TV presenter as "weekend наши chick"?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 8d

Wholly inappropriate I refer to this one TV presenter as "weekend наши chick"?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 9d

Here's an idea: What if Jelico was permanently assigned to the D, Riker and him butt heads for 2 years, then they become best friends?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 10d

(Voice of Dr. Nick Riviera): Hi, everybody!
Everyone else, enthusiastic: Hi, France!!!

Misty K Snow @mistyksnow.bsky.social · 10d

Good news everyone!

#TeslaTakedown

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 10d

BREAKING: Striking workers are currently storming Tesla showrooms in Paris, demanding higher taxes on the ultra-wealthy.

(🎥 Luc Auffret)

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