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Joanne ⁷ 💜

@jmcport.bsky.social

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Writer. Editor. Mom. Nana. BTS ARMY Ot7. Yoongi bias. 💜 Reader of mysteries. Sometimes Egregious Twaddle. Reluctantly sober. Always grateful.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1m

The apostrophe, tho! 😬

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 7m

75(!) today and it’s my 5-year ARMY-versary. Thanks, #BTS and especially my dear #Yoongi, for encouraging all of us to grow old together. I’ve got a head start! And thanks to my ARMY pocket friends, too. Our best moment is yet to come! 💜

BTS on the desert set of Yet to Come live performance, 2022

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 15h

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 13h

DO is Doctor of Osteopathy. They do general medicine like an MD but with additional physical manipulation of joints.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 13h

Interestingly, exceptional in medical terms means there’s a problem. When tests, organ scans, etc are fine, they’re termed unexceptional.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 15h

Chickie-chunday is the one Korean phrase I know!

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 15h

It’s hard, I know, but let it roll off. Ignorant and rude children. Better a cow any day than those walking piles of bull.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 16h

There is not a scintilla of merit in any one of these people. In an intelligence, competence, or moral integrity contest with a rotting severed whale’s head, they would come in tied for dead last.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 18h

For confessing your Pritzker crush, I’m guessing.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 23h

The ketchup flinging will be modified by the fact that Machado is a loud Trump supporter (she calls him a visionary and applauds the bombing of fishing boats) and a Netanyahu pal.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t wait to see your cover illustrations!

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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 1d

I think being raised Catholic really prepared me to be a Mariners fan.

I dress up when I go, I’m ready for lots of stand up/sit down throughout, I look forward to ‘and also with you-ing’ my neighbors when something goes well, and I know that no matter what it is somehow my fault.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

Rest in peace (and basketball!), Sister Jean!

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d

Farewell, my dearest sister, fare thee well

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

Ooooo, nuantial.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

So it’s not just something that happens in utero when the mom takes Tylenol? So every time you take Tylenol you will get autism? Because I took 2 extra-strength this morning for my 75-year-old arthritic knees and I’m wondering when the autism will set in.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

Skibidi Croakit

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

From Bangtan Social Club:

Bangtan Chicken Shop tee showing a deep fryer with the slogan “two hours, two chickens”

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

“They’re very oppositional” killed me dead.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

(My mom, with my dad, Coast Guard Atlantic destroyer escort, World War II)

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

She goes to a different school.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 2d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 2d

The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

Oh goodness. 😭

Megan 🌙🐢 @sugaswtness.bsky.social · 2d

No you’re crying

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

So when they stuffed him in a locker in high school there was room to spare.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

Asking consent for sex would kill the r@pe industry.

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 4d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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