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Joanne ⁷ 💜

@jmcport.bsky.social

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Writer. Editor. Mom. Nana. BTS ARMY Ot7. Yoongi bias. 💜 Reader of mysteries. Sometimes Egregious Twaddle. Reluctantly sober. Always grateful.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 10h

I can’t wait to see your cover illustrations!

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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 11h

I think being raised Catholic really prepared me to be a Mariners fan.

I dress up when I go, I’m ready for lots of stand up/sit down throughout, I look forward to ‘and also with you-ing’ my neighbors when something goes well, and I know that no matter what it is somehow my fault.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 11h

Rest in peace (and basketball!), Sister Jean!

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 11h

Farewell, my dearest sister, fare thee well

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 13h

Ooooo, nuantial.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 18h

So it’s not just something that happens in utero when the mom takes Tylenol? So every time you take Tylenol you will get autism? Because I took 2 extra-strength this morning for my 75-year-old arthritic knees and I’m wondering when the autism will set in.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 21h

Skibidi Croakit

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

From Bangtan Social Club:

Bangtan Chicken Shop tee showing a deep fryer with the slogan “two hours, two chickens”

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

“They’re very oppositional” killed me dead.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

(My mom, with my dad, Coast Guard Atlantic destroyer escort, World War II)

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

She goes to a different school.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 1d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

Oh goodness. 😭

Megan 🌙🐢 @sugaswtness.bsky.social · 1d

No you’re crying

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

So when they stuffed him in a locker in high school there was room to spare.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

Asking consent for sex would kill the r@pe industry.

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 3d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

I love that song way, way too much.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

So…Walker Texas Ranger is going to infiltrate trans antifa terror cells? In response to the death of “national hero” Charlie Kirk? Who greenlighted this pilot?

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

Uquiz Which kitty yoongi are you results screenshot showing BTS Suga (Min Yoongi) with black hair wearing a light blue pullover. Text:
Your Result:
a kitty yoongi that is a kitty yoongi propagandist
u saw this quiz and went "yup, this one's for me" because look at you. embracing the yoongi kitty agenda. it's your purpose. you're just like min yoongi himself, even. wonderful, i'm proud of u.

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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 2d

Pray for Dolly

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

Obviously never watched a Super Bowl. All that male butt slappin probably triggers his p0rn monitor.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

He doesn’t deserve Teri Garr, Jessica Lange, or most of all Charles Durning.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

The balloon had a gun when it was carrying a masked man? I’m so confused.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 3d

That was the title that came instantly to mind.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 3d

Is antifa in the room with you? Does it have a bank account? A mailing address? Who are its officers/board of directors? Do you have the membership roster? Are you also aggressively looking into the Tooth Fairy and Bigfoot? The ignorance would be a joke if it weren’t outright criminal.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 4d

Appointing her