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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 14m

he'd do a medley that included boot in your ass, con te partiro, and ymca

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 45m

how to tell your post was a great success, a story in three photos (2025)

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 48m

as a native of NJ I am culturally obliged to love and defend Bruce at all times but to ever think he was ever somehow cooler than Johnny Cash is absolute insanity

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1h

I think if I hear the words "Bryce Harper" and "contract extension" in the same sentence this offseason I'm going to walk into the ocean.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 11h

good dude. I couldn't handle the pressure he was under and I certainly wouldn't have wanted to stand there and answer the questions afterwards.

he's got nasty stuff, he should be good for a long time and I hope he is.

Tim Kelly @timkellysports.bsky.social · 12h

Orion Kerkering was very candid after his miscue.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 11h

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 11h

muscle weighs more than fat

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 11h

it's...not ideal. thankfully the warmth of those recent super bowls make these things not hurt quite as much.

I feel REALLY bad for Orion Kerkering.

as for the eagles, there's time to turn things around but 4-2 with -1 point differential is a recipe for a long second half of the season

a cartoon of a girl talking on a phone and saying i 'm ok and please be safe .

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 12h

I'll close my eyes and remember this.

No VHS tracking lines spotted.

a football player with the number 1 on his jersey is running on the field

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 12h

Medical Marijuana will make everything better.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 12h

a cartoon character from south park is sitting on a couch reading a piece of paper and says i hate you so much

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 12h

I realized that! Perfect timing for an eagles nut kick though 😂

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 12h

a man in a suit and tie looks sad

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 13h

Go birds.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 13h

Do you like my sports sadness? I hope you do. I hope you do very much.

not andrew @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 20h

Big night for this hater household. Two chances to witness hearts breaking across PHI. I better stretch.

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 13h

fifteen missed calls in an elimination game is absolutely unacceptable

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 13h

But you're probably right

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 13h

I thought maybe he got flustered when he didn't field it cleanly and thought going home would be safer than turning and getting to first?

Feel terrible for him though.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 14h

They're getting tight I might need to ditch them

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 3d

Nick Castellanos On Why His Favorite Super Hero Is Scooby Doo

YouTube video by Noah Chast

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

Phillies guys though

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

went and got new tires. told the guy that it happened because my neighbor has people who apparently don't like him and we got caught in the crossfire.

tire guy: 'wow, beef on the streets!'
me: 'eh, more like international politics?'
TG: 'well that's one way to put it!'

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

well now I know why one of my tires got slashed last night