Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
my facebook algorithm has been absolutely fucked by Mani from the stone roses dying.
I can only imagine why the people who thought that right wing podcaster who got shot thought he was such a big deal.
I can only imagine why the people who thought that right wing podcaster who got shot thought he was such a big deal.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
my facebook algorithm has been absolutely fucked by Mani from the stone roses dying.
I can only imagine why the people who thought that right wing podcaster who got shot thought he was such a big deal.
I can only imagine why the people who thought that right wing podcaster who got shot thought he was such a big deal.
is Santos the first dog ever to not like peanut butter?
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
is Santos the first dog ever to not like peanut butter?
Freezer dove to make tonight easy to prep for tomorrow easier and righted the wrong of poor pasta choice with the oxtail genovese.
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Freezer dove to make tonight easy to prep for tomorrow easier and righted the wrong of poor pasta choice with the oxtail genovese.
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Journalists that cover Trump rn:
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Journalists that cover Trump rn:
this tedious ass potato dish that's gonna have me up past midnight better be worth the payoff
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
this tedious ass potato dish that's gonna have me up past midnight better be worth the payoff
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
'Now let's stop wandering around the store like idiots' - Katherine
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
'Now let's stop wandering around the store like idiots' - Katherine
making a crostini course and instead of using aluminum foil on the sheet pan I used parchment paper.
under the broiler. with an open flame. thankfully it burned up quickly.
under the broiler. with an open flame. thankfully it burned up quickly.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
making a crostini course and instead of using aluminum foil on the sheet pan I used parchment paper.
under the broiler. with an open flame. thankfully it burned up quickly.
under the broiler. with an open flame. thankfully it burned up quickly.
Brock Purdy is so spare.
remember when 49ers fans thought they'd win the super bowl if he only was on the field to finish the NFC Championship he was getting destroyed in?
remember when 49ers fans thought they'd win the super bowl if he only was on the field to finish the NFC Championship he was getting destroyed in?
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Brock Purdy is so spare.
remember when 49ers fans thought they'd win the super bowl if he only was on the field to finish the NFC Championship he was getting destroyed in?
remember when 49ers fans thought they'd win the super bowl if he only was on the field to finish the NFC Championship he was getting destroyed in?
Ricotta gnocchi in cherry tomato vodka sauce
Very pleased but need to work on making them more pillowy and less dense. Recipe in alt.
🍽️🍜
Very pleased but need to work on making them more pillowy and less dense. Recipe in alt.
🍽️🍜
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ricotta gnocchi in cherry tomato vodka sauce
Very pleased but need to work on making them more pillowy and less dense. Recipe in alt.
🍽️🍜
Very pleased but need to work on making them more pillowy and less dense. Recipe in alt.
🍽️🍜
It worked! (first attempt at gnocchi) 🍽️🍜
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It worked! (first attempt at gnocchi) 🍽️🍜
I might have to skip the dumb zone today, it's still too raw
Sitting in a Starbucks in Dallas listening to someone give a play-by-play analysis of the Eagles-Cowboys game
a man with his mouth open is sitting in a chair
ALT: a man with his mouth open is sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I might have to skip the dumb zone today, it's still too raw
That's my quarterback
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
That's my quarterback
Devonta Smith is good
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Devonta Smith is good
go birds
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
go birds
what if all the twitter accounts posting from Nigeria and wherever are all Texans who just need to get around the pornhub thing with VPNs?
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
what if all the twitter accounts posting from Nigeria and wherever are all Texans who just need to get around the pornhub thing with VPNs?
this segment's going to be about beer
Man, McLaren is doing everything possible to self destruct lol
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
this segment's going to be about beer
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside, when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
Westside, when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside, when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
Westside, when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
all thanksgiving food sucks
Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to get together and spend quality time with family while eating some delicious food... well, mostly delicious, at least.
👇 Tell us in the comments your least favorite Thanksgiving dish.
👇 Tell us in the comments your least favorite Thanksgiving dish.
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
all thanksgiving food sucks
these children weren't even alive the last time the cowboys won a playoff game!
Philadelphia Schoolchildren Beat Up Cowboys Players in Bizarro World Abbott Elementary Episode
An elementary school of young Eagles fans hilariously beat up Cowboys players attached to punching bags on the news.
www.crossingbroad.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
these children weren't even alive the last time the cowboys won a playoff game!
shut it down, let's go home.
when grammy makes you stand there while she tells her friends about your wonderful report card
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
shut it down, let's go home.