Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
aspiring bez
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
aspiring bez
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
pretty cool
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
pretty cool
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
Bad Bunny stole the in show wedding idea from the mummers
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Bad Bunny stole the in show wedding idea from the mummers
Absolutely fantastic. Wish I had 40 more.
Chutoro Tartare Bites 🍽️🍜
Chutoro Tartare Bites 🍽️🍜
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Absolutely fantastic. Wish I had 40 more.
Chutoro Tartare Bites 🍽️🍜
Chutoro Tartare Bites 🍽️🍜
how about we rename it the United States of Trump if he just does his best Budd Dwyer impersonation on live TV
Trump wanted Dulles Airport, Penn Station named after him — in exchange for releasing federal funds
Trump has named several landmarks and initiatives after himself since he returned to office.
www.nbcnews.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
how about we rename it the United States of Trump if he just does his best Budd Dwyer impersonation on live TV
I'm surprised the fans don't cheer when they yell 'CURL!' like when a band sings the lyric with the name of the album
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I'm surprised the fans don't cheer when they yell 'CURL!' like when a band sings the lyric with the name of the album
I can't believe they showed that whole race
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I can't believe they showed that whole race
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
I used to dream of times like this
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I used to dream of times like this
it's really among the least shocking things ever
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
it's really among the least shocking things ever
fuck my eyes! I thought 'Bem' was some place I'd never heard of because why would they give us two Swiss cities in a row?
www.maptap.gg February 7
97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 27😥 95🏅
Final score: 760
www.maptap.gg February 7
97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 27😥 95🏅
Final score: 760
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
www.maptap.gg
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
fuck my eyes! I thought 'Bem' was some place I'd never heard of because why would they give us two Swiss cities in a row?
www.maptap.gg February 7
97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 27😥 95🏅
Final score: 760
www.maptap.gg February 7
97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 27😥 95🏅
Final score: 760
I cannot wait to be back in this room again
The Twilo reunion lands in the original West 27th Street room for a 25th anniversary Weekend
NYC Twilo returns for a 25th anniversary edition
www.decodedmagazine.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I cannot wait to be back in this room again
opening ceremony
a man in a black karate uniform is standing on a mat in a gym
ALT: a man in a black karate uniform is standing on a mat in a gym
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
opening ceremony
first post in 8 months for this bullshit
@lonestarball.bsky.social I liked you better when you stuck to ball…
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
first post in 8 months for this bullshit
the only way you can take a portion of a donut is if you have the person lined up ahead of time to take the other portion, or if you have a variety of fancy donuts and they're all getting split by agreement.
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
the only way you can take a portion of a donut is if you have the person lined up ahead of time to take the other portion, or if you have a variety of fancy donuts and they're all getting split by agreement.
once you let a nazi drink at your bar once you have a nazi bar.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar: report
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar: report
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
trib.al
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
once you let a nazi drink at your bar once you have a nazi bar.
Favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
February 4, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
Mike Johnson: Bad Samaritan
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Mike Johnson: Bad Samaritan
I was right... right here at this timestamp.
dead on this day still dead, Chris Kyle...
dead on this day still dead, Chris Kyle...
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I was right... right here at this timestamp.
dead on this day still dead, Chris Kyle...
dead on this day still dead, Chris Kyle...
Anybody else catch Dan and Jake's throwaway comment that made it seem like Greggo was maybe going to be on?
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Anybody else catch Dan and Jake's throwaway comment that made it seem like Greggo was maybe going to be on?
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Going back in time 18 months, telling right wingers that the future Deputy Attorney General will go on primetime cable news to say “It’s not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein”, and then asking them to guess who the President is going to be.
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Going back in time 18 months, telling right wingers that the future Deputy Attorney General will go on primetime cable news to say “It’s not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein”, and then asking them to guess who the President is going to be.