Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
aspiring bez
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
aspiring bez
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
the best cheesesteak experience you can have is half a cheesesteak.
Make sure you don't go to John's alone. The best way to do John's is split a roast pork and a cheesesteak with someone else.
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
the best cheesesteak experience you can have is half a cheesesteak.
I taught high school in 1999/2000 and just had a no lesson plan and can't control the classroom dream for the first time in years
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I taught high school in 1999/2000 and just had a no lesson plan and can't control the classroom dream for the first time in years
my algorithm has been giving me a commercial crabber who puts random things in his traps and sees if they catch more than the control group (shrimp heads)
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
my algorithm has been giving me a commercial crabber who puts random things in his traps and sees if they catch more than the control group (shrimp heads)
I just played Katherine the origin of the hoooooooooootttttttttttt dooooooooooooogggggggggg drop
a man in a suit and tie is smiling
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I just played Katherine the origin of the hoooooooooootttttttttttt dooooooooooooogggggggggg drop
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
Bad Bunny stole the in show wedding idea from the mummers
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Bad Bunny stole the in show wedding idea from the mummers
Absolutely fantastic. Wish I had 40 more.
Chutoro Tartare Bites 🍽️🍜
Chutoro Tartare Bites 🍽️🍜
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Absolutely fantastic. Wish I had 40 more.
Chutoro Tartare Bites 🍽️🍜
Chutoro Tartare Bites 🍽️🍜
how about we rename it the United States of Trump if he just does his best Budd Dwyer impersonation on live TV
Trump wanted Dulles Airport, Penn Station named after him — in exchange for releasing federal funds
Trump has named several landmarks and initiatives after himself since he returned to office.
www.nbcnews.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
how about we rename it the United States of Trump if he just does his best Budd Dwyer impersonation on live TV
I'm surprised the fans don't cheer when they yell 'CURL!' like when a band sings the lyric with the name of the album
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I'm surprised the fans don't cheer when they yell 'CURL!' like when a band sings the lyric with the name of the album
I can't believe they showed that whole race
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I can't believe they showed that whole race
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
I used to dream of times like this
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I used to dream of times like this
it's really among the least shocking things ever
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
it's really among the least shocking things ever
fuck my eyes! I thought 'Bem' was some place I'd never heard of because why would they give us two Swiss cities in a row?
www.maptap.gg February 7
97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 27😥 95🏅
Final score: 760
www.maptap.gg February 7
97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 27😥 95🏅
Final score: 760
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
www.maptap.gg
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
fuck my eyes! I thought 'Bem' was some place I'd never heard of because why would they give us two Swiss cities in a row?
www.maptap.gg February 7
97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 27😥 95🏅
Final score: 760
www.maptap.gg February 7
97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 27😥 95🏅
Final score: 760
I cannot wait to be back in this room again
The Twilo reunion lands in the original West 27th Street room for a 25th anniversary Weekend
NYC Twilo returns for a 25th anniversary edition
www.decodedmagazine.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I cannot wait to be back in this room again
opening ceremony
a man in a black karate uniform is standing on a mat in a gym
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February 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
opening ceremony
first post in 8 months for this bullshit
@lonestarball.bsky.social I liked you better when you stuck to ball…
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
first post in 8 months for this bullshit
the only way you can take a portion of a donut is if you have the person lined up ahead of time to take the other portion, or if you have a variety of fancy donuts and they're all getting split by agreement.
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
the only way you can take a portion of a donut is if you have the person lined up ahead of time to take the other portion, or if you have a variety of fancy donuts and they're all getting split by agreement.
once you let a nazi drink at your bar once you have a nazi bar.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar: report
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar: report
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
trib.al
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
once you let a nazi drink at your bar once you have a nazi bar.
Favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
February 4, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
Mike Johnson: Bad Samaritan
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Mike Johnson: Bad Samaritan