Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
aspiring bez
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
aspiring bez
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
the only way you can take a portion of a donut is if you have the person lined up ahead of time to take the other portion, or if you have a variety of fancy donuts and they're all getting split by agreement.
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
the only way you can take a portion of a donut is if you have the person lined up ahead of time to take the other portion, or if you have a variety of fancy donuts and they're all getting split by agreement.
once you let a nazi drink at your bar once you have a nazi bar.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar: report
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar: report
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
trib.al
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
once you let a nazi drink at your bar once you have a nazi bar.
Favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
February 4, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
- It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry (Glasvegas)
Honorable Mentions:
- Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Spiritualized)
- My robot lets me watch the cricket (Antennas to Heaven)
Mike Johnson: Bad Samaritan
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Mike Johnson: Bad Samaritan
I was right... right here at this timestamp.
dead on this day still dead, Chris Kyle...
dead on this day still dead, Chris Kyle...
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I was right... right here at this timestamp.
dead on this day still dead, Chris Kyle...
dead on this day still dead, Chris Kyle...
Anybody else catch Dan and Jake's throwaway comment that made it seem like Greggo was maybe going to be on?
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Anybody else catch Dan and Jake's throwaway comment that made it seem like Greggo was maybe going to be on?
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Going back in time 18 months, telling right wingers that the future Deputy Attorney General will go on primetime cable news to say “It’s not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein”, and then asking them to guess who the President is going to be.
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Going back in time 18 months, telling right wingers that the future Deputy Attorney General will go on primetime cable news to say “It’s not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein”, and then asking them to guess who the President is going to be.
Do you think the dog knows I'm mocking him when I call him Chief?
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Do you think the dog knows I'm mocking him when I call him Chief?
me: hey you gotta come watch this
Katherine: I don't want to see an old man shit himself
me: you don't really see it, you hear it
Katherine: I don't care!
Katherine: I don't want to see an old man shit himself
me: you don't really see it, you hear it
Katherine: I don't care!
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
me: hey you gotta come watch this
Katherine: I don't want to see an old man shit himself
me: you don't really see it, you hear it
Katherine: I don't care!
Katherine: I don't want to see an old man shit himself
me: you don't really see it, you hear it
Katherine: I don't care!
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
holy fuck
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
holy fuck
this person is smart.
Aerosmith and 4 Billy Joels.
Aerosmith and 4 Billy Joels.
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
this person is smart.
Aerosmith and 4 Billy Joels.
Aerosmith and 4 Billy Joels.
I thought a set of all remixes might be overkill but this is pretty nice
Love and Above 68 - The remix edition
A fantastic reworks of well known tracks
soundcloud.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I thought a set of all remixes might be overkill but this is pretty nice
homework
How to Cook POLENTA Like an Italian
YouTube video by Pasta Grammar
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
homework
George and Craig every weekday morning since 1995:
Gordon, WHAT THE FUCK, man?
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
George and Craig every weekday morning since 1995:
Get his ass, Shakespeare!
Out, out, brief candle!
January 31, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Get his ass, Shakespeare!
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Middle Eastern Civ I and II
Arab Israeli Conflict
Reconstruction Era
Medieval Drama
US History Since WWII
Middle Eastern Civ I and II
Arab Israeli Conflict
Reconstruction Era
Medieval Drama
US History Since WWII
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Race and Romanticism
Shakespeare
Jackie Robinson
Modernism
Holocaust and Film
Race and Romanticism
Shakespeare
Jackie Robinson
Modernism
Holocaust and Film
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Religion and Ethics
U.S. 1861-1865
History of Slavery
History of the Vietnam War
History of Cold War Foreign Policy
Just the ones that come immediately to mind
Religion and Ethics
U.S. 1861-1865
History of Slavery
History of the Vietnam War
History of Cold War Foreign Policy
Just the ones that come immediately to mind
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Middle Eastern Civ I and II
Arab Israeli Conflict
Reconstruction Era
Medieval Drama
US History Since WWII
Middle Eastern Civ I and II
Arab Israeli Conflict
Reconstruction Era
Medieval Drama
US History Since WWII
Your favorite podcaster's wife's award winning sausage and gnocchi soup.
🍽️🍜
🍽️🍜
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Your favorite podcaster's wife's award winning sausage and gnocchi soup.
🍽️🍜
🍽️🍜
what's a better bit song for the 'cold' prompt in music league?
Oscar De La Hoya - Run To Me
Shaquille O'Neal - Biological Didn't Bother
Oscar De La Hoya - Run To Me
Shaquille O'Neal - Biological Didn't Bother
January 30, 2026 at 3:09 PM
what's a better bit song for the 'cold' prompt in music league?
Oscar De La Hoya - Run To Me
Shaquille O'Neal - Biological Didn't Bother
Oscar De La Hoya - Run To Me
Shaquille O'Neal - Biological Didn't Bother
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
isn't that already illegal. are they bargaining to have them stop doing illegal shit
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
isn't that already illegal. are they bargaining to have them stop doing illegal shit
Reconstruction didn't stick the first time because people were too willing to forgive and forget.
We're still dealing with the fallout.
Malice towards none? Fuck you. Charity for all? When you've paid the penalty and done actual penance.
We're still dealing with the fallout.
Malice towards none? Fuck you. Charity for all? When you've paid the penalty and done actual penance.
in the future you’re going to see a lot of liberals asking you to forgive and move on so the country can heal and it is your responsibility to say no
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Reconstruction didn't stick the first time because people were too willing to forgive and forget.
We're still dealing with the fallout.
Malice towards none? Fuck you. Charity for all? When you've paid the penalty and done actual penance.
We're still dealing with the fallout.
Malice towards none? Fuck you. Charity for all? When you've paid the penalty and done actual penance.
RIP Buck Tink aka DJ Buck
DJ Buck - Make It Hot
YouTube video by djmmmike
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM
RIP Buck Tink aka DJ Buck
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. DJ
2. HS World History Teacher
3. Beach Patrol Lifeguard
4. Census Taker
5. Brewery Sales Rep
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. DJ
2. HS World History Teacher
3. Beach Patrol Lifeguard
4. Census Taker
5. Brewery Sales Rep
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Dental Hygienist
2. Cocktail Waitress
3. Cake Baker
4. Photographer
5. Product Promotions
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Dental Hygienist
2. Cocktail Waitress
3. Cake Baker
4. Photographer
5. Product Promotions
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. grocery store bagger
2. telemarketing sales
3. concession stand cashier
4. community college faculty
5. electrical engineer
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. grocery store bagger
2. telemarketing sales
3. concession stand cashier
4. community college faculty
5. electrical engineer
January 29, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. DJ
2. HS World History Teacher
3. Beach Patrol Lifeguard
4. Census Taker
5. Brewery Sales Rep
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. DJ
2. HS World History Teacher
3. Beach Patrol Lifeguard
4. Census Taker
5. Brewery Sales Rep