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Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
aspiring bez
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
the best cheesesteak experience you can have is half a cheesesteak.
Make sure you don't go to John's alone. The best way to do John's is split a roast pork and a cheesesteak with someone else.
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
and none of them are little
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
she got to enjoy 5 super bowls. that's a life well lived.
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February 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
also to show you I'm serious, I went out and downloaded a gif that didn't have disparaging words about the cowboys on it like the one hosted by bluesky did.
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
condolences to the whole fanbase
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
our police are militarized enough. they don't need more money and you talking like this isn't going to get you where you want to go.
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
feels like pretty much everything about them is a big part of the problem
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
at that time it was 'you're not that much older than us' 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
the biggest effort they can make is complaining online
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
ours in first grade had a cassette drive.

But we actually had a computer in the classroom in (I guess?) 1982. I don't really remember doing much with it though.
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I've been doing the practice questions too so seeing the picture didn't throw me off too much but I put guadeloupe inland.

www.maptap.gg February 10
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Final score: 827
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February 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I taught high school in 1999/2000 and just had a no lesson plan and can't control the classroom dream for the first time in years
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan - Mustt Mustt (Massive Attack Remix) (Audio)
YouTube video by Real World Records
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February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I have really good blockers on my desktop so it's always extra jarring when they hit me on the mobile app
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
they're just hoping they can just get back to the former status quo so they can all make money
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
sometimes! Pigeon did pretty well. Habanero peppers actually caught something.
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
my algorithm has been giving me a commercial crabber who puts random things in his traps and sees if they catch more than the control group (shrimp heads)
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
tell him Antarctica is 83.049454312448189130042929549616% as big as Russia?
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
he'll be beating us all in the maptap game soon enough
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I just played Katherine the origin of the hoooooooooootttttttttttt dooooooooooooogggggggggg drop
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February 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
IMO, people like you coming over made it a viable alternative so thanks for being here.
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
that's beautiful, congratulations!
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
oh yeah, the mnemonic CIOTECAHIOTWCIATSL!
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February 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
could we ban all advertising for vice while you're at it?

the local numbers dudes never needed to advertise like draft kings does.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM