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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 10m

you got this!

a couple of mascots are standing on a baseball field . one of the mascots is wearing a phillies shirt .

ALT: a couple of mascots are standing on a baseball field . one of the mascots is wearing a phillies shirt .

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 41m

we went to a wedding at a megachurch and I had to continuously elbow Katherine in the ribs to get her to watch out because she wasn't just rolling her eyes, she was rolling her whole head.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 11h

I thought el taco de mexico was pretty good when we were out there (but was also 6-7 years ago)

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 14h

then switches to a "Dump 62 Here" shirt.

incredible bit. glad it paid off for him

Trent @torento11.bsky.social · 14h

Insane. A guy with a "Dump 61 Here" shirt on just caught Cal's 61st of the year.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 14h

this is my biggest banger yet!

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 14h

well I guess you'll need to find something else to pride yourself as when you apologize publicly as Nick Castellanos hits a home run

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 15h

letting the neighborhood know to just plan to skip your house on Halloween

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 15h

anytime I hear that someone 'prides themself' my brain just fills in "as a man of faith"

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 16h

you can do that at a credit union

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 16h

a group of men singing and playing keyboards with the words just can 't get enough above them

ALT: a group of men singing and playing keyboards with the words just can 't get enough above them

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 16h

847 pages!

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

Picasso saw the Miami Dolphins undefeated season

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18h

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

ralph from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers waving .

ALT: ralph from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers waving .

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

every bank previously worked with a government that followed the law.

Also how's that fucking boot taste?

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 20h

I'm sorry I'm not an Authority you trust.

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 21h

it's not about them foreclosing and taking the property, it's about them working in concert with a fascist government to make it happen quicker

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 22h

awwww, she said they should make the team song some dumb ass shit, and I said they should make it Mavs Will Score

she said she was making a joke about the onion owning a team, I said I was making a joke for my pocket friend about the joke a rando was making on their post.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 22h

I'm sorry man.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 23h

if you bank or do any business with Wells Fargo, I hope you look for a new bank today.

Greylace @greylace.bsky.social · 1d

The recent ICE raid which emptied an entire apartment building was apparently at the request of Wells Fargo, which is trying to foreclose on the building.

flipinidaho @flipinidaho.bsky.social · 1d

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

please tell me you saw my dingu joke before I got blocked by that other person that replied to you

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

kinda. The hat I stole from Katherine in 1995 and then lost at a bar in georgetown had that logo and I've got a soft spot for it.

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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 1d

see I would’ve said no if the answer was no but I guess I’m built different

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

NOTABLE -- Pam Bondi refuses to answer direct questions about if the FBI has incriminating photos of Trump with half-naked young women, but instead deflects from them by attacking Sen. Whitehouse

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

Same when he's trying to get the baby, he knows he made his choices but wants to protect the innocent.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

also that wasn't an angry fucking a at all

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

fucking a man I thought it was at the beginning and I could put it on for a few minutes before bed but now I'm bawling

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