John Osborn 🏳️‍🌈
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Aerospace Nerd, Terrible Cars, Politics, Occasional Writer, Design Enthusiast, Angry Gay, Friend you Haven't Met Yet. Texan expat now calling PNW home. Protect Trans Kids (and adults too).
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Wife’s impromptu attempt #1 at this cake. Marrrrk Twaaaaiiiin!
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In an era of terrible ideas, this is right up there.
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Anybody happen to know if passport processing is happening during the shutdown?
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I watched Moonraker (1979) for the first time in a long time this evening and wow, that is NOT a good movie. The Drax space station set is pretty cool, though.
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I think I’m going to need to see some numerical analysis of this claim.
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Thing is, based on pre-opening expectations, it was supposed to make the entire GNP of every nation on Earth and it did not.
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Don't forget to spend your FSA money. Lots of things that you can purchase using those funds will be of great use and interest to places like homeless shelters, domestic violence organizations, mutual aid groups & more.

Consider buying menstrual products for one thing.
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Over time, due to accidental circumstances, I’ve come to know a number of people who have done amazing things and have, shall we say, significant Wikipedia entries. I think it’s normal to idolize people like that when you’re young and also to realize that they’re just people when you’re older.
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Let’s talk about the sailing submarine. In 1921, the US Navy’s R-14 lost propulsion and comm when its fuel became contaminated about 140 nm SE of Hawaii. The crew jury rigged sails from hammocks, blankets, and bed frames. They were able to make about 2 kt and arrived at Hilo about 2.5 days later.
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The people yearn for more exciting doors.
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I like this green Macan. The bold color works with the less than exciting shape.
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No possible way this could go poorly.
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I’ve fallen into the small block Chevy world so I think a nice “Single Under Head Cam” (SUHC) sticker would do it for me.
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Four word horror story?

“Jira ticket is overdue.”
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UCC terminated too soon
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
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Tonight’s CinemaJohn was Walk Don’t Run (1966), a light comedy set during the Tokyo Olympics about people forced to share an apartment due to a housing shortage. This is Cary Grant’s last movie and although you never roll on the floor, it’s humorous throughout. Definitely worth watching.
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To my great shame, cars. Apparently.
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Some casual browsing shows a much nicer example of my project car for sale locally, at a very reasonable price, and I'm kind of like "Do I want a car or do I want a project?"

I think I want a project, but it's not an easy answer.
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See also: Me stocking up on bulk coffee beans from CostCo a few months ago.
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BREAKING: The Pentagon has launched a $1 billion buying spree to stockpile critical minerals, per Reuters