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@bluebookvalue.bsky.social
· Nov 6
call out bad faith
don’t let people let their lies marinate out of some misguided sense of civility
they won’t offer you the same courtesy
don’t let people let their lies marinate out of some misguided sense of civility
they won’t offer you the same courtesy
am I just going to be this pissed off forever now? Is that what we get?
February 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
am I just going to be this pissed off forever now? Is that what we get?
“I wonder”
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
USA is really committing to this rogue regime bit. Impressive if it weren’t so morally bankrupt.
I wonder if US citizens appreciate the effort and in fact don’t mind they get no healthcare or education from their tax dollars.
I wonder if US citizens appreciate the effort and in fact don’t mind they get no healthcare or education from their tax dollars.
February 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
“I wonder”
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
also makes me crazy when podcasters are like “yeah wow [ concept ] is all over my twitter/instagram feed right now“
did You think that was organic
did You think that was organic
this & other comments i've seen about how bluesky needs to "improve its algorithm" suggest a lot of people have grown to like a totally passive social media experience where a computer pushes an endless stream of content tailored to what it thinks they would like while they clap like seals
February 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
also makes me crazy when podcasters are like “yeah wow [ concept ] is all over my twitter/instagram feed right now“
did You think that was organic
did You think that was organic
10/10 premise
February 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
10/10 premise
pretty pathetic that no democratic electeds are taking this opportunity to come out against an unfocused and expensive military in iran before it starts
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
pretty pathetic that no democratic electeds are taking this opportunity to come out against an unfocused and expensive military in iran before it starts
it’s perfect
February 18, 2026 at 4:59 PM
it’s perfect
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im excited for the palm pre personal smart telephone device
February 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
im excited for the palm pre personal smart telephone device
insisting that my health insurance company should cover my hand surgery because grok read my x-ray and pointed out that I only have five fingers
Elon posted this yesterday. Just for fun I did it with my before/after cancer PET scans that I had already posted online. In the "before" scan Grok missed the massive tumor lighting up my liver, and in both scans it flagged a non-existent "area of concern" in my chest. Other than that, works great!
February 18, 2026 at 2:39 PM
insisting that my health insurance company should cover my hand surgery because grok read my x-ray and pointed out that I only have five fingers
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imagine if aoc had given a speech even like 3% as incomprehensibly rambling as this one given by the current president
February 18, 2026 at 1:21 PM
imagine if aoc had given a speech even like 3% as incomprehensibly rambling as this one given by the current president
daigo is the best normal quick style sushi in brooklyn send tweet
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
daigo is the best normal quick style sushi in brooklyn send tweet
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It could happen at any time
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It could happen at any time
and to probably be wrong about 80% of it
This is performance art: Leveraging your job as state AG to get a publicly funded state university to pay you an extra $100,000/year to teach a 2-credit class called "Executive Power." Indeed.
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
and to probably be wrong about 80% of it
today’s really on the it’s so over side of the spectrum huh
February 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
today’s really on the it’s so over side of the spectrum huh
how many sauna/jeans cold plunges can someone who has done that much cocaine survive? the number cannot be high
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
how many sauna/jeans cold plunges can someone who has done that much cocaine survive? the number cannot be high
I have a lot of sympathy for st*ncil but dude toy do nkt need to dedicate that energy to arguing about a primary that is years away
It’s so stupid
It’s so stupid
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I have a lot of sympathy for st*ncil but dude toy do nkt need to dedicate that energy to arguing about a primary that is years away
It’s so stupid
It’s so stupid
there’s a deleted scene where one of the guys goes off on how ridiculous he thinks Vader is and I think they should have included it
The Death Star board room scene is low key the funniest scene in cinematic history. It’s a work meeting with an evil samurai wizard everyone else finds mildly annoying and when his manager tells him to stop killing a coworker with his magicka, he has to listen.
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
there’s a deleted scene where one of the guys goes off on how ridiculous he thinks Vader is and I think they should have included it
beginning to understand what the soviets would call “wreckers”
One year after taking the helm of the Federal Transit Administration, Marc Molinaro is quitting, planning to run for an assembly seat in New York.
His major accomplishments include threatening multiple transit agencies with spurious safety violations & pausing funding for multiple transit projects.
His major accomplishments include threatening multiple transit agencies with spurious safety violations & pausing funding for multiple transit projects.
Marc Molinaro on X: "After a record-breaking year working with @realDonaldTrump & @SecDuffy, my last day with the administration will be Friday, February 20th. I’m coming home to be closer to my family and get back into the fight. New York is being run into the ground. Stay tuned!" / X
After a record-breaking year working with @realDonaldTrump & @SecDuffy, my last day with the administration will be Friday, February 20th. I’m coming home to be closer to my family and get back into the fight. New York is being run into the ground. Stay tuned!
x.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
beginning to understand what the soviets would call “wreckers”
Bought a jar of cherries in syrup to put on my yogurt in the morning and they have PITS? wtf is that
February 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Bought a jar of cherries in syrup to put on my yogurt in the morning and they have PITS? wtf is that
hiring children to do dangerous work is as illegal if not more than hiring people who are undocumented. if that wasn’t clear
Florida AG James Uthmeier: "We need to focus on getting people into the workforce even earlier. We passed legislation last year to help high school students get their hands dirty and get on job sites more quickly."
February 17, 2026 at 1:26 PM
hiring children to do dangerous work is as illegal if not more than hiring people who are undocumented. if that wasn’t clear
honestly explains a lot
Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world. n.pr/4rSgD0R
The record-breaking cocaine boom — and its deadly fallout
Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world.
n.pr
February 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM
honestly explains a lot
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Hard not to repost an old tweet I found when it's a good one
April 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hard not to repost an old tweet I found when it's a good one
oh so *she* gets to have a bidet
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
oh so *she* gets to have a bidet
sounds about right
Steve Bannon’s latest legal headache isn’t Epstein-related—it’s crypto.
A new lawsuit claims investors lost millions in the MAGA-linked “F*ck Joe Biden” memecoin, with funds meant for charity allegedly disappearing as the coin imploded.
A new lawsuit claims investors lost millions in the MAGA-linked “F*ck Joe Biden” memecoin, with funds meant for charity allegedly disappearing as the coin imploded.
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
sounds about right
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What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?