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· Nov 6
call out bad faith
don’t let people let their lies marinate out of some misguided sense of civility
they won’t offer you the same courtesy
don’t let people let their lies marinate out of some misguided sense of civility
they won’t offer you the same courtesy
daigo is the best normal quick style sushi in brooklyn send tweet
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
daigo is the best normal quick style sushi in brooklyn send tweet
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It could happen at any time
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It could happen at any time
and to probably be wrong about 80% of it
This is performance art: Leveraging your job as state AG to get a publicly funded state university to pay you an extra $100,000/year to teach a 2-credit class called "Executive Power." Indeed.
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
and to probably be wrong about 80% of it
today’s really on the it’s so over side of the spectrum huh
February 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
today’s really on the it’s so over side of the spectrum huh
how many sauna/jeans cold plunges can someone who has done that much cocaine survive? the number cannot be high
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
how many sauna/jeans cold plunges can someone who has done that much cocaine survive? the number cannot be high
I have a lot of sympathy for st*ncil but dude toy do nkt need to dedicate that energy to arguing about a primary that is years away
It’s so stupid
It’s so stupid
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I have a lot of sympathy for st*ncil but dude toy do nkt need to dedicate that energy to arguing about a primary that is years away
It’s so stupid
It’s so stupid
there’s a deleted scene where one of the guys goes off on how ridiculous he thinks Vader is and I think they should have included it
The Death Star board room scene is low key the funniest scene in cinematic history. It’s a work meeting with an evil samurai wizard everyone else finds mildly annoying and when his manager tells him to stop killing a coworker with his magicka, he has to listen.
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
there’s a deleted scene where one of the guys goes off on how ridiculous he thinks Vader is and I think they should have included it
beginning to understand what the soviets would call “wreckers”
One year after taking the helm of the Federal Transit Administration, Marc Molinaro is quitting, planning to run for an assembly seat in New York.
His major accomplishments include threatening multiple transit agencies with spurious safety violations & pausing funding for multiple transit projects.
His major accomplishments include threatening multiple transit agencies with spurious safety violations & pausing funding for multiple transit projects.
Marc Molinaro on X: "After a record-breaking year working with @realDonaldTrump & @SecDuffy, my last day with the administration will be Friday, February 20th. I’m coming home to be closer to my family and get back into the fight. New York is being run into the ground. Stay tuned!" / X
After a record-breaking year working with @realDonaldTrump & @SecDuffy, my last day with the administration will be Friday, February 20th. I’m coming home to be closer to my family and get back into the fight. New York is being run into the ground. Stay tuned!
x.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
beginning to understand what the soviets would call “wreckers”
Bought a jar of cherries in syrup to put on my yogurt in the morning and they have PITS? wtf is that
February 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Bought a jar of cherries in syrup to put on my yogurt in the morning and they have PITS? wtf is that
hiring children to do dangerous work is as illegal if not more than hiring people who are undocumented. if that wasn’t clear
Florida AG James Uthmeier: "We need to focus on getting people into the workforce even earlier. We passed legislation last year to help high school students get their hands dirty and get on job sites more quickly."
February 17, 2026 at 1:26 PM
hiring children to do dangerous work is as illegal if not more than hiring people who are undocumented. if that wasn’t clear
honestly explains a lot
Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world. n.pr/4rSgD0R
The record-breaking cocaine boom — and its deadly fallout
Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world.
n.pr
February 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM
honestly explains a lot
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Hard not to repost an old tweet I found when it's a good one
April 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hard not to repost an old tweet I found when it's a good one
oh so *she* gets to have a bidet
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
oh so *she* gets to have a bidet
sounds about right
Steve Bannon’s latest legal headache isn’t Epstein-related—it’s crypto.
A new lawsuit claims investors lost millions in the MAGA-linked “F*ck Joe Biden” memecoin, with funds meant for charity allegedly disappearing as the coin imploded.
A new lawsuit claims investors lost millions in the MAGA-linked “F*ck Joe Biden” memecoin, with funds meant for charity allegedly disappearing as the coin imploded.
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
sounds about right
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What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
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Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive.
Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.
Lets close out this season and make their day! :)
Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.
Lets close out this season and make their day! :)
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive.
Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.
Lets close out this season and make their day! :)
Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.
Lets close out this season and make their day! :)
lawless enforcement
The was the second of a two car caravan with "federal police" placards on the dash.
Both had license plates obscured with white tape.
Both had license plates obscured with white tape.
February 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
lawless enforcement
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kuniskis could never
February 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
kuniskis could never
the reflexive response in the nyc subreddits to calling out this behavior is “mind your own business” and man do i hate that specific New York City behavioral tic
It’s funny because it’s mostly true. I’ve seen so many NYers just toss their trash on the street, even when garbage cans are nearby. 🤣😞
February 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
the reflexive response in the nyc subreddits to calling out this behavior is “mind your own business” and man do i hate that specific New York City behavioral tic
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an underrated cause of the ”newsom/vance inevitable choice“ meme is that many people on this website have played far too many games of “would you rather”
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM
an underrated cause of the ”newsom/vance inevitable choice“ meme is that many people on this website have played far too many games of “would you rather”
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If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
look if you want to freak out about people not voting newsom if he's the nominee a week before the 2028 general election, I kinda get it (but don't say you weren't warned). doing it now though is just a weird attempt to strong arm people into supporting him in the primary.
I think most (not all) of the "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" people are communists who are mad that Americans don't like communism and want to destroy the Democratic party out of revenge. They don't care how many elections Republicans win or how many trans people die as long as the Dems fall.
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
an underrated cause of the ”newsom/vance inevitable choice“ meme is that many people on this website have played far too many games of “would you rather”
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM
an underrated cause of the ”newsom/vance inevitable choice“ meme is that many people on this website have played far too many games of “would you rather”