John Royal
@johnroyal.bsky.social
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Attorney, Reformed Sports Writer, Uncle https://johnroyal.substack.com
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I had a laugh in the psychic sketch. It wasn’t a long laugh, but it’s more than in the rest of the show so far.
johnroyal.bsky.social
Where does the SEC get its officials and wherever it is they should maybe look someplace else.
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scottmedlock.bsky.social
Didn’t expect the Texas prison system be running the Angels front office.
razzball.bsky.social
Have Anthony Rendon go to school to become an AC tech
Yusei Kikuchi told Japanese reporters after his final start— which he exited due to cramping
— that because the weight room has no air conditioning, he always does his warm-up drenched in sweat.
He wanted the Angels to fix the lack of AC, but they never did all season.
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sadvil.bsky.social
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
johnroyal.bsky.social
Oh my god @mikescollins.bsky.social I didn’t think anything would top that Epstein joke, then came the Woody Allen joke. I bow down to your greatness.
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I wish @abbiekamin.bsky.social was my council member. She represents all that is great and good about Houston. I wish the rest of city council had her bravery.
abbiekamin.bsky.social
This isn’t just about the #Pride Flag, it’s about the American flag.

#Houston’s the most diverse city in the nation. We shouldn’t cower to wanna-be Trumps like Abbott trampling on cities.

I’m calling on residents & local businesses to fly our flags proudly.
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Metro to remove pride crosswalk after Greg Abbott threatens to withhold funding
He threatened to withhold road funding from cities and counties if they do not remove “political ideologies” from their streets.
www.houstonchronicle.com
johnroyal.bsky.social
I like this if RHC Group will commit to keeping the team here and spending some money on it. It seems as if Segal has been treating the Dash as some unwanted stepchild with little to no effort to market the team or get fans in the stands.
johnroyal.bsky.social
Greg Abbott and his minions should never be allowed a moment of silence whenever they visit Houston again because of this (and many other things)...
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🥢 After 43 years, Houston’s Kim Son is saying goodbye to its East Downtown home: bit.ly/4mVB9uH
johnroyal.bsky.social
Council Member Ed Pollard is going to slap Mayor John Whitmire across the face sometime very soon, and I can't wait for that moment to happen.
johnroyal.bsky.social
Wait, are you implying that something reported by Clay Travis is not accurate? I mean, if I can't believe Clay, who can I believe?
johnroyal.bsky.social
Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems...the company was at its peak when run by Lord John Whorfin and John Bigboote.
johnroyal.bsky.social
I’m so old that I remember Greg Abbott pissing his pants in fear and cowardice over the Jade Helm nonsense. But the bloviating fool is more than willing to go along with this stunt.
yasharali.bsky.social
Statement from Illinois Governor JB Pritzker
This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate.
We must now start calling this what it is: Trump's Invasion. It started with federal agents, it will soon include deploying federalized members of the Illinois National Guard against our wishes, and it will now involve sending in another state's military troops.
I call on Governor Abbott to immediately withdraw any support for this decision and refuse to coordinate. There is no reason a President should send military troops into a sovereign state without their knowledge, consent, or cooperation.
The brave men and women who serve in our national guards must not be used as political props. This is a moment where every American must speak up and help stop this madness.
johnroyal.bsky.social
I don't know what has happened at @houstonchronicle.com but I am all in on this new tone of theirs busting Mayor Whitmire for being an ass on every single story they write about him.
johnroyal.bsky.social
But Mayor John Whitmire says his is the most transparent administration in the history of Houston.
October 1st note from Houston Chronicle at bottom of the story that Mayor John Whitmire has not responded to their requests for comment since August 17th.
johnroyal.bsky.social
Yeah, but you don't need the DA when you're putting Crime Stoppers in charge.
saracress.bsky.social
Finally starting and I think it's pretty notable that they're going to do all this without the district attorney.
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Finally starting and I think it's pretty notable that they're going to do all this without the district attorney.
johnroyal.bsky.social
Where are you watching it? For some reason I want to subject myself to it.
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I bet good 'ole Greg is going to use all of the dead bodies they're finding in the bayous to send in DPS to take over HPD like he did with Austin.
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Phoenix. Was there on-and-off for about 6 months for work. Ugh.
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Does Kevin Hart say no to anything?