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Jonathan Parker

@jonathanparker.bsky.social

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He/Him | Chicagoan | Pop Culture Enthusiast | Pelicans 🏀| Political Junkie 🏳️‍🌈

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Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 1d

Mood when I got to work and realized it’s Wednesday after spending the first hour of my day thinking it was Thursday

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Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Aug 17

I really do love living in Chicago and I’ve grown to enjoy all of its quirks and traditions BUT the air and water show is stupid as fuck and I hate it so much

Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jul 18

Why would you subject yourself to it again!!?!

Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jul 14

Biggest missed opportunity in the world is that there isn’t a place to just stream every episode of Wendy Williams show. I would fall asleep to it nightly

Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jul 13

Omg I got there too late to get on the bus. That’s crazy 😭

Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jul 13

Was it the Reggie’s shuttle?!???

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Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jun 17

People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame

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Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jun 26

This is the R&B Camp David Accords

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Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jun 26

LGBT = Let’s Go Buy Tickets 💅🏾

Screenshot of ticket confirmation for Brandy & Monica in Chicago

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Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jun 22

Game recognize game on the creepy lecherous old dude front

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · Jun 22

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

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Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jun 22

This man is and has always been such a transparent clout chaser. Would sell out his own mama to keep that cnn contributor contract

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · Jun 22

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

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Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jun 22

Him and Schumer both are so fucking feckless. Better to just exert pressure on them because I expect them to provide less than nothing in terms of moral clarity, strategy and leadership

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · Jun 22

From @aoc.bsky.social, what we should have heard from Jeffries and others in the Democratic leadership

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Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jun 22

I don’t think I’ve seen a single statement from a Democratic Senator calling this what it is: an unconstitutional military action that is grounds for immediate impeachment and removal.

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AwwSkeetSkeetBT @un-conquered.bsky.social · Jun 22

Millennials:

The BBQ Man @deejay.blacksky.app · Jun 22

I’m never going to see precedented times

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Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · Jun 22

They’re all so predictable

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David Faris @davidfaris.bsky.social · Jun 22

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.