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jonhegglund.bsky.social
Jon Hegglund
@jonhegglund.bsky.social
2.8K followers 800 following 4K posts
Prof. of English, Washington SU. Current project on irrational humanism (in a good way) and narrative form. Minor character in Baseball Prospectus extended universe. Yes, that is a moose in my backyard.
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 12m
uhhh go cougs
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 11h
if Rob Manfred had his way
Poor transcription of radio broadcast that reads “the Mariners win the battle in Seattle in 15 minutes”
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 12h
LFG
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 16d
somehow in my mind I have linked the success of the Seattle Mariners to turning the tide against fascism and while I know it has no empirical basis it feels right
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 12h
gonna take him now and listen on the radio!
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 12h
yes but Adam Amin is like 22 years old
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 12h
going back in time to assassinate whoever got me interested in baseball as a child
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 13h
"and jandek will take us to the 19th"
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 13h
“why you not walk me yet”
impatient dog
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 13h
w e i r d b a s e b a l l
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 13h
and cocaine
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13h
If they make it to the 13th give the players metal bats
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 13h
mood
a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a bookshelf with the word index visible
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a bookshelf with the word index visible
media.tenor.com
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 13h
oh andy
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 13h
no, no, and no
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 13h
the absolute worst
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 13h
Torres just squeezed out number two
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 14h
FOLKS ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?!

(no. no, we are not.)
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 15h
uggh I hope not
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 15h
ohhhhh Danny ohhh Danny noooooooooo Danny
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 15h
I agree
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 15h
would now be a good time to run a Tim Tawa comment by you
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 16h
well I can tell you about the time I "accidentally" bodied him in the wine aisle of our local grocery store
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 16h
laurel you are SNACKING until further notice, I'm sorry I don't make the rules
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 16h
possibly the most fun stat ever
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 16h
Josh Naylor: 2nd percentile sprint speed, 30-for-32 in stolen bases
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 16h
Josh has that dad power now, unstoppable
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 16h
I'm only a second-order Mariners fan and I can already tell this game is going to take months off of my life
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