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They Might Be Jordan

@jordumb.bsky.social

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Former child. Current adult. Future dead-person. Sketch/improv doer. host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!) Performing semi-regularly in Seattle Deets/tix: finetonightlive.com Go Mariners!

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · Feb 4

As a comedy-guy, I'm always seeking that involuntary mans laughter

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 2h

In postseason history, teams winning Game 1 in any best-of-seven series have gone on to take that series 126 of 194 times (64.9%)

In series with the current 2-3-2 format, teams winning Game 1 on the road have gone on to take that series 40 of 71 times (56.3%)

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 4h

This is somehow real life. GOMS! Next game, I'll be in the crowd!

Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 5h

FINAL: SEATTLE MARINERS TAKE BOTH GAMES IN TORONTO IN THE ALCS! Seattle overcomes a shaky first few innings, pulling away thanks to an impressive showing from the offense that started with Julio Rodríguez's 3-run shot.

Photo by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason

Jorge Polanco in his Northwest Green Seattle Mariners jersey, bat in motion, with a vibrant crowd background. Overlaid text shows Blue Jays 3, Mariners 10, Game 2 ALCS, 2015.

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 5h

his eyes, man.... <3

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 6h

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS! GO MARINERS!!!!

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Dan @danjoncon.bsky.social · 6h

You just got Garved

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 6h

GARVER WITH A TRIPLE, OF COURSE!!

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 6h

they better break ground on a Polo statue outside the stadium ASAP

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 6h

POLO the fucking GOAT

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 7h

I remember my dad really engraining the importance of getting express written consent from the commissioner of major league baseball, at a very young age!

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 7h

John Stanton putting out hit-ads on Katie Wilson? Not shocked.

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 7h

"ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?!" - usually an awful/annoying person

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 7h

Rude hosts!

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 7h

Umpire bad :(

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 8h

GOMS! Let's ruin Canadian Thanksgiving

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 9h

It's so dang hard to focus on work when playoff baseball is on the horizon.

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 1d

The Mariners threw 8 pitches or fewer in six different innings tonight

That’s two more such innings than any other team in a postseason game since at least 2000

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

It's already the truth, me saying it won't change the prophecy!

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

I AM a Pisces, so hopefully this is good for me too

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

This is wild if true!

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Btw - after the M's won game 5 of the ALDS I got so many texts from so many people, many of which I haven't talked to in forever. It was like I was getting married, or it was my birthday or something. Pretty cool being everybody's "Mariner freak"-friend!

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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 1d

Staff at T-Mobile Park just added the fourth trident here after the watch party here in Seattle.

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry to say, but the Seattle Mariners are the team of destiny, folks

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

M'S DID IT!

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

He seems like a nice man, but I hate him for the next week or so