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They Might Be Jordan

@jordumb.bsky.social

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Former child. Current adult. Future dead-person. Sketch/improv doer. host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!) Performing semi-regularly in Seattle Deets/tix: finetonightlive.com Go Mariners!

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · Feb 4

As a comedy-guy, I'm always seeking that involuntary mans laughter

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 58m

M'S DID IT!

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 2h

He seems like a nice man, but I hate him for the next week or so

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 3h

its just game 1, so i aint as stressed yet... dumb mistakes tho!

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 3h

I forgot Ty France is on the Blue Jays!

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 3h

Was he safe???

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 6h

Make it a Buhner Buzz-Cut Night and never worry about it again!!

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 6h

If you've had a tough week/day/year/life, enjoy this guided meditation I provided last year. At the end of the night, most of them came up to me and said "wow, this really helped me, Jordan!" so it might help you too!1

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

Their @ checks out

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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 1d

GOOD. VIBES. ONLY. 🔱

The whole squad wanted in on the @mariners.com-inspired goal celly!

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

Considering the Brewers were originally the Seattle Pilots, it'd be epic!

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

2022 is a 0 cause the air was toxic due to forest fire smoke and i basically had a migraine the whole game cause of it. last night is a 10 but wouldve been a 4 if we lost lol

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

Having gone to an 18 inning 1-0 playoff loss on 2022... I was dying this whole game. What a ballgame.

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MrGundam @mrgundam.bsky.social · 1d

HUMPY WON!!!

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

Cal Raleigh ALDS MVP. Love it

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

As a person who sometimes feels like I carry a curse, by being born and raised a Seattle Mariner fan, I feel DEEP respect and love for people VOLUNTARILY choose to be one of us!

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Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d

I'm just so fucking happy right now.

A team picture of the Mariners gathered in the infield celebrating their walkoff victory in the ALDS

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

Im not used to playoff baseball coverage. Big Papi is wild, huh?

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

Same. I am genuinely jealous of all Canadians, that they get to live in Not-America, but for the next few weeks yall are dead to me.

Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d

I would like to apologize in advance for the very horrible things I am going to say about the Blue Jays and Toronto and Canada in general for the next week or so.

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

Humpy needs to win the Salmon Run every time

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

IT FUCKING HAPPENED!!! GOMS!!!

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1d

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

LETSFUCKINGENEDITBOYSYGODDAMMITTTGOMS!

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

Time for La Piedra... this game is fucking crazy man...

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 1d

me just yelling "FUCKING GODDAMMITTTT!" every 2-3 minutes