They Might Be Jordan
@jordumb.bsky.social
Former child.
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
Wow. The Chair Company was a trip.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wow. The Chair Company was a trip.
Ernest Goes To End Zone (2025)
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Ernest Goes To End Zone (2025)
Woops... I screwed up again...
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Woops... I screwed up again...
Nick Wiger is insane
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Nick Wiger is insane
Back when I was in an improv group the size of The Polyphonic Spree
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Back when I was in an improv group the size of The Polyphonic Spree
Just randomly noticed the Mariners have a SCHEDULED double-header next year. I don't think I've seen this before.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just randomly noticed the Mariners have a SCHEDULED double-header next year. I don't think I've seen this before.
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
Last night was awesome. I got a make-over, to make me look more like the ultimate-hubby (Jared Leto) from hosts of Shlubby to Hubby Margot and Margi, and then I THOUGHT we booked the one the only, Ken Bone. But we accidentally booked 2 rival Ken Bone impersonators...
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Last night was awesome. I got a make-over, to make me look more like the ultimate-hubby (Jared Leto) from hosts of Shlubby to Hubby Margot and Margi, and then I THOUGHT we booked the one the only, Ken Bone. But we accidentally booked 2 rival Ken Bone impersonators...
Ready to bring the laughs 2nite
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ready to bring the laughs 2nite
This is a taste of what you get when you sign up for our newsletter at finetonightlive.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is a taste of what you get when you sign up for our newsletter at finetonightlive.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
We out here peeping Running Man in IMAX
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We out here peeping Running Man in IMAX
Wow. Just came across this hella aggressive Hims hair-growth ad. What do you think about it??
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Wow. Just came across this hella aggressive Hims hair-growth ad. What do you think about it??
Wow... me getting money from a Washington Mutual (RIP) atm 20-something years ago. Rocking my Rupert G's Hello Deli shirt I stole from my dad, and cool sideburns.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wow... me getting money from a Washington Mutual (RIP) atm 20-something years ago. Rocking my Rupert G's Hello Deli shirt I stole from my dad, and cool sideburns.
I miss the Comedy Bang Bang television show
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I miss the Comedy Bang Bang television show
I wish I still had this shirt from the Super Bowl between the legal-weed states (at the time).
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I wish I still had this shirt from the Super Bowl between the legal-weed states (at the time).
Hay dios mio, this is already in a couple of weeks! If you're in the Seattle-area, come out! It's going to be fun.
You can buy tix at finetonightlive.com
You can buy tix at finetonightlive.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hay dios mio, this is already in a couple of weeks! If you're in the Seattle-area, come out! It's going to be fun.
You can buy tix at finetonightlive.com
You can buy tix at finetonightlive.com
RIP to a real one
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
RIP to a real one
Tyler Glasnow after giving up a home run
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tyler Glasnow after giving up a home run
My impression of all the anti-Zohran NY democrats
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My impression of all the anti-Zohran NY democrats
Fuck Bruce Harrell
October 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fuck Bruce Harrell
Passport photo fail. Mouth all blacked out
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Passport photo fail. Mouth all blacked out