They Might Be Jordan
@jordumb.bsky.social
Former child.
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
Pinned
As a comedy-guy, I'm always seeking that involuntary mans laughter
HEY THERE! YOU BOUGHT AN ITEM FROM US 3 YEARS AGO! WE'RE GOING TO SPAM YOUR INBOX HOURLY ABOUT OUR CYBER MONDAY DEALS, EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T NEED OUR SHIT CAUSE YOU ALREADY OWN OUR SHIT!
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
HEY THERE! YOU BOUGHT AN ITEM FROM US 3 YEARS AGO! WE'RE GOING TO SPAM YOUR INBOX HOURLY ABOUT OUR CYBER MONDAY DEALS, EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T NEED OUR SHIT CAUSE YOU ALREADY OWN OUR SHIT!
Wow. The Chair Company was a trip.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wow. The Chair Company was a trip.
Ernest Goes To End Zone (2025)
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Ernest Goes To End Zone (2025)
From sadness to radness in this Seahawks game today!
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
From sadness to radness in this Seahawks game today!
The other night, my son told me that Naruto would, quote "whip my ass, cause I'm a weak-ass unc".
I sent my son to his room immediately, and I have been weeping for days.
I sent my son to his room immediately, and I have been weeping for days.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The other night, my son told me that Naruto would, quote "whip my ass, cause I'm a weak-ass unc".
I sent my son to his room immediately, and I have been weeping for days.
I sent my son to his room immediately, and I have been weeping for days.
Thought it was Sunday, all damn day!
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Thought it was Sunday, all damn day!
They Might Be Giants - I Am Alone (official video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Woops... I screwed up again...
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Woops... I screwed up again...
Deep-diving into The Shins again 20 years later has been pretty mind-opening. Lyrically pretty wild stuff! I think this song is about communism?
youtu.be/K-P15e6NvtU
youtu.be/K-P15e6NvtU
The Shins - So Says I [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Remastered)
YouTube video by Sub Pop
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Deep-diving into The Shins again 20 years later has been pretty mind-opening. Lyrically pretty wild stuff! I think this song is about communism?
youtu.be/K-P15e6NvtU
youtu.be/K-P15e6NvtU
Sneaking away to the bathroom to fart
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sneaking away to the bathroom to fart
Young Pilgrims (2023 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Shins - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I am never awake early enough on thanksgiving to watch the parade or dog show or anything.
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I am never awake early enough on thanksgiving to watch the parade or dog show or anything.
The cycle begins anew
Casey Lawrence has signed a new minor-league deal with the Mariners, reports Aram Leighton of Just Baseball Media. x.com/AramLeighton...
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The cycle begins anew
Nick Wiger is insane
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Nick Wiger is insane
Incredible website andrewlloydwebsite.neocities.org
ANDREW LLOYD WEBSITE
andrewlloydwebsite.neocities.org
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Incredible website andrewlloydwebsite.neocities.org
Back when I was in an improv group the size of The Polyphonic Spree
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Back when I was in an improv group the size of The Polyphonic Spree
I endeavor to ONLY talk politics at the dinner table tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I endeavor to ONLY talk politics at the dinner table tomorrow
I wish I could pay my respects to Mr. G Amato right now, but alas... the website is as dead as he is :(
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I wish I could pay my respects to Mr. G Amato right now, but alas... the website is as dead as he is :(
Even though the world is a dumb place, I like existing.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Even though the world is a dumb place, I like existing.
I am taking a swing at making a pie for thanksgiving this year. Going with a 7-up pie (cause it seems incredibly easy and potentially tasty). Doing a test-run, and got on in the oven. It's a holiday 7-up w/ cranberry, situation. If it goes well, I'll potentially do another one + a cherry sprite pie.
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I am taking a swing at making a pie for thanksgiving this year. Going with a 7-up pie (cause it seems incredibly easy and potentially tasty). Doing a test-run, and got on in the oven. It's a holiday 7-up w/ cranberry, situation. If it goes well, I'll potentially do another one + a cherry sprite pie.
Just randomly noticed the Mariners have a SCHEDULED double-header next year. I don't think I've seen this before.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just randomly noticed the Mariners have a SCHEDULED double-header next year. I don't think I've seen this before.
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
Last night was awesome. I got a make-over, to make me look more like the ultimate-hubby (Jared Leto) from hosts of Shlubby to Hubby Margot and Margi, and then I THOUGHT we booked the one the only, Ken Bone. But we accidentally booked 2 rival Ken Bone impersonators...
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Last night was awesome. I got a make-over, to make me look more like the ultimate-hubby (Jared Leto) from hosts of Shlubby to Hubby Margot and Margi, and then I THOUGHT we booked the one the only, Ken Bone. But we accidentally booked 2 rival Ken Bone impersonators...
50 or so people came out tonight! Crushed it
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
50 or so people came out tonight! Crushed it