Dan
@danjoncon.bsky.social
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I am here to be silly and cheer for the Seattle Mariners.
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Genuinely wishing for the sweet release of death over watching the rest of this game. That being said. GOMS
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NOT THIS EXTRA INNING SHIT AGAIN PLEASE
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Mariners will either walk it off as they did 30 years ago, or lose.
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LEO BIRTHDAY BOY RIVAS
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SCORE RUNS NOW PLEASE
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Do it for Dez!

But also, she's there in that park with us.
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Naylor is a one man army. But damn, great job Garver to bring him home!
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At the ballpark with people I love, just like a million times before. Let's do this.
People I love very much grinning excitedly before the Mariners game starts
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I've never in my 29 years of life seen a ball go up at a Mariners game but never come down. Cal Raleigh is that guy.
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Please leave the roof closed, this is perfect 👌
T-Mobile Park, home of the Mariners. Roof is closed, seats just starting to fill.
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Oh God oh God oh God oh God oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Officially freaking out
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Good morning Megan, GOMS
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Good morning Tommy, GOMS
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When I was in umpire school (16 long years ago) I was taught it's after the bat is parallel with the top of the plate. But I have no clue if that's standard.
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24 hours till judgement time...

Seize the fucking moment please.
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I know it doesn't matter but I'm still mad about taking out Dom Canzone after ONE at bat.
Dom Canzone's Platoon Splits, .879 OPS vs RHP, .712 vs LHP Mitch Garver's Platoon Splits, .550 OPS vs RHP, .718 vs LHP Luke Raley's Platoon Splits, .695 OPS vs RHP, .319 vs LHP
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Counting the minutes