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joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
Yet another josh
@joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
330 followers 500 following 1.3K posts
just a little guy by heart, mostly good person by trade. 40ish. He/him. Aquarius, uh INTJ, intermediate degenerate. (Take these things for what you will, I am not a serious person)
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 2h
Babe wake up, it’s time to go the grocery store to disassociate
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 5h
MF didn’t check for autocorrect errors and is too lazy to delete and repost
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 5h
The name of my city is raising a lot of questions answered by the name of my city is raising
Screenshot of a map showing the location of Secret Town, CA
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 6h
Mentally I am The Cheat throwing a light switch raid
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 13h
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 2d
Customer: LITAF IS A LEADING MANUFACTURER OF TOP QUALITY BABY PRODUCTS SPECIALIZING IN UNIQUE BABY HIGH CHAIRS, BATHTUBS, POTTIES, CRIBS
DMV: IM LIT AS FUCK

Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "IMLITAF".
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 11h
Addendum
Pic of a despondent Mr Krabs sitting on the edge of a bed in a dimly lit room w/ text: we made it to Friday, but at what cost?
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 14h
I swear to god if I have more than 2-3 minor inconveniences today, I am going to launch into some sephiroth ass speech before abandoning society and fleeing into the wilderness
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d
after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports
Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.
www.consumerreports.org
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 14h
Logging on, gm
Depiction of Sisyphus pushing his rock upwards inside an ouroboros w/ text: I just gotta make it to Friday
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 1d
i feel like i'm in my leaf on the wind era, so much ebbs and flows that there's no real sense of traction or progress. just existence
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 1d
Today in ‘thinking about this again’
When The Levee Breaks
YouTube video by A Perfect Circle - Topic
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 1d
That’s right. Absurdity is one of the final bastions from the horrors of existence
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 1d
When I had a basic retail job years ago, the HR lady intentionally cultivated a ditzy personality, which is to say she delighted in calling me joshua moshua and I think about that occasionally
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 1d
New milkwalker just dropped
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 3d
LOGGING ON!!!
An anthropomorphized orange juice carton which is giving the finger. The side of the carton says Full of Vitamin C you in Hell
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 1d
Logging on, gm
Max/Roxanne damb bitch you live like this meme, but Max is alone, stating: damn, I’m losing my sanity and slipping further out of reality each and every day
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 2d
need to head into the woods and do a screm
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 2d
In other fun work news, salesbro asked me to rent 4-5 trailers for a project. Sure bro, I’m sure we will not have issues renting trailers heading into the holidays, haha. We love our salesbros
Pic of doom guy loading a shotgun w/ text: [loads shotgun with malicious intent]
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 2d
Can you imagine tho? Yelling at me, a perfect sweatie?
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 2d
I gotta take a call in a bit and I’m pretty sure dude is going to yell at me and I’m trying to psych myself up to compensate for that
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 3d
understanding some competitions are a game of attrition up front doesn't minimize how exhausting they feel in process
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 3d
Logging on, gm

We contain multitudes today
Pic of a woman dressed in black with a weary expression, holding the leashes of seven black cats, six of them are labeled. The six labeled are: violence, love, chaos, rage, tenderness, and silliness
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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 3d
Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 3d
We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 3d
No Country for Old Cows (2007)
Edited screenshots from No Country for Old Men. Anton Chigurh (with cow horns and cow ears) sits in a hotel chair and asks someone across from him, "If the tool you followed brought you to this, of what use was the tool?" In a zoomed out view, Anton sits silently behind a table with the 4 cow tools look8ng at his victim as if studying him.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 5d
Kids these days; why are they on my lawn?
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.msnbc.com · 5d
behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol
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