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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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Oh. It’s gonna be a crime to use the correct words. An actual crime. We are all going to jail.
Elon Musk, the guy who did two Nazi salutes in public and has previously described himself as a “free speech absolutist,” thinks it should be a crime to “falsely” call someone a Nazi or a fascist.
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Oh. It’s gonna be a crime to use the correct words. An actual crime. We are all going to jail.
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Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just a reminder during the holiday season
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I’m on a bunch of email marketing lists for gun stores because well, I’m from Arizona, I own a few. They’re usually somewhat uncomfortable, but the holidays are when they start getting really weird.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m on a bunch of email marketing lists for gun stores because well, I’m from Arizona, I own a few. They’re usually somewhat uncomfortable, but the holidays are when they start getting really weird.
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"y'all still hating on generative AI over here?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"y'all still hating on generative AI over here?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
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ban men
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ban men
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
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Post-show re-crap of Romanaland Hour of Grift, Wednesday 26 November 2025. The Romana Didulo cult streamed this at 6pm EDT/3pm PDT today.
Host Subservient Crocodile: Gina Lee.
Borespondents: Charmaine Holmes, Carol Boudreau.
Host Subservient Crocodile: Gina Lee.
Borespondents: Charmaine Holmes, Carol Boudreau.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Post-show re-crap of Romanaland Hour of Grift, Wednesday 26 November 2025. The Romana Didulo cult streamed this at 6pm EDT/3pm PDT today.
Host Subservient Crocodile: Gina Lee.
Borespondents: Charmaine Holmes, Carol Boudreau.
Host Subservient Crocodile: Gina Lee.
Borespondents: Charmaine Holmes, Carol Boudreau.
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Someone tell that Nazi Saluting Rocket Boy to fuck off!
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Someone tell that Nazi Saluting Rocket Boy to fuck off!
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I guess it’s a good thing we were so concerned about the right to speak our opinions being outlawed by a ruling class that we guaranteed it by making it the very first amendment in our Bill of Rights when we formed the country.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I guess it’s a good thing we were so concerned about the right to speak our opinions being outlawed by a ruling class that we guaranteed it by making it the very first amendment in our Bill of Rights when we formed the country.
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Gorgeous. Perfect. Poetry. 10/10, no notes.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Gorgeous. Perfect. Poetry. 10/10, no notes.
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if you’re traveling today please do em a favor and air drop this photo to anyone in your vicinity who has an open phone. this includes airports, train stations, and even motor vehicular traffic
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
if you’re traveling today please do em a favor and air drop this photo to anyone in your vicinity who has an open phone. this includes airports, train stations, and even motor vehicular traffic
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For those wondering, the 2004 Jones Holiday Soda pack included:
Green Bean Casserole
Mashed Potatoes & Butter
Cranberry Sauce
Turkey & Gravy
Fruitcake
Green Bean Casserole
Mashed Potatoes & Butter
Cranberry Sauce
Turkey & Gravy
Fruitcake
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
For those wondering, the 2004 Jones Holiday Soda pack included:
Green Bean Casserole
Mashed Potatoes & Butter
Cranberry Sauce
Turkey & Gravy
Fruitcake
Green Bean Casserole
Mashed Potatoes & Butter
Cranberry Sauce
Turkey & Gravy
Fruitcake
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
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Pretty much.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Pretty much.
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After the pre-bake, we're getting there - I'm gonna slow roast it overnight at 450, and it should be perfect to carve up at noon tomorrow when it pops out of the oven! First try at cooking a bird, and it's going perfect.
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
After the pre-bake, we're getting there - I'm gonna slow roast it overnight at 450, and it should be perfect to carve up at noon tomorrow when it pops out of the oven! First try at cooking a bird, and it's going perfect.
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Neighbor
So uh Thanksgiving is tomorrow.
Me: yup
Neighbor staring at Frankie and all the orange and purple and green lights.
You know Halloween is over...
*stares at him until he feels uncomfortable and leaves*
Me: It's not fucking December!
it's Halloween until always motherfucker.
So uh Thanksgiving is tomorrow.
Me: yup
Neighbor staring at Frankie and all the orange and purple and green lights.
You know Halloween is over...
*stares at him until he feels uncomfortable and leaves*
Me: It's not fucking December!
it's Halloween until always motherfucker.
a man singing into a microphone while another man plays a guitar says get out
ALT: a man singing into a microphone while another man plays a guitar says get out
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Neighbor
So uh Thanksgiving is tomorrow.
Me: yup
Neighbor staring at Frankie and all the orange and purple and green lights.
You know Halloween is over...
*stares at him until he feels uncomfortable and leaves*
Me: It's not fucking December!
it's Halloween until always motherfucker.
So uh Thanksgiving is tomorrow.
Me: yup
Neighbor staring at Frankie and all the orange and purple and green lights.
You know Halloween is over...
*stares at him until he feels uncomfortable and leaves*
Me: It's not fucking December!
it's Halloween until always motherfucker.
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Because people are treating it like a juicy spectacle and not like a significant failure of journalism and a condemnation of the industry.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Because people are treating it like a juicy spectacle and not like a significant failure of journalism and a condemnation of the industry.
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HOW IM ROLLING UP TO THANKSGIVING
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
HOW IM ROLLING UP TO THANKSGIVING
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In every kitchen there is a theater of yearning. A morsel held aloft, a gaze fixed upon it, and the shared understanding that nothing we want is ever as simple as it seems.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In every kitchen there is a theater of yearning. A morsel held aloft, a gaze fixed upon it, and the shared understanding that nothing we want is ever as simple as it seems.
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Yeah let's just kill the tourism industry while we destroy the country
Foreign visitors without an annual pass will need to pay a surcharge of $100, in addition to existing fees, to enter popular national parks like Grand Canyon, Yosemite and Yellowstone.
Trump Administration Hikes National Park Fees For Foreign Visitors—Annual Passes To Cost $170 More
Foreign visitors without an annual pass will need to pay a surcharge of $100, in addition to existing fees, to enter popular national parks like Grand Canyon, Yosemite and Yellowstone.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Yeah let's just kill the tourism industry while we destroy the country
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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
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Don’t touch anything having to do with this rapist director and his convicted rapist friends. Rush Hour 4 is an abomination of rapists. If Trump blackmails Paramount to get it made, we need to support its demise.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Don’t touch anything having to do with this rapist director and his convicted rapist friends. Rush Hour 4 is an abomination of rapists. If Trump blackmails Paramount to get it made, we need to support its demise.
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How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving