Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun
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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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Merry Fucking Everything to all you glorious motherfuckers!
Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.
~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.
~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
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not many know this but labubu is spanish for the bubu
January 19, 2026 at 9:20 AM
not many know this but labubu is spanish for the bubu
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Theme song for 2026.
The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ABKCOVEVO
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January 19, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Theme song for 2026.
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They aren’t making anything clear because they are cowards. The democrats are cowards through and through. Rather than fight they seek to fundraise. Rather than dismantle the systems that oppress us they seek to reinforce them
Democrats are not and will never be our friends
Democrats are not and will never be our friends
Extraordinary article from the Secretary General of the Council of Europe. But I’m going to say this again, where are the Democrats saying that any illegal or forced annexation of Greenland will be reversed as soon as they take power. Why aren’t they making this clear www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
Opinion | I’m the Secretary General of the Council of Europe. This Is Something I Thought I’d Never Have to Write.
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:39 AM
They aren’t making anything clear because they are cowards. The democrats are cowards through and through. Rather than fight they seek to fundraise. Rather than dismantle the systems that oppress us they seek to reinforce them
Democrats are not and will never be our friends
Democrats are not and will never be our friends
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“we might go to war with Europe over Greenland” is not normal behavior and cannot be slotted into normal political rhetoric by people who would like to reestablish normal political relations with Europe someday
i feel like Americans don't get the level of eye-rolling this is getting from Europe
January 19, 2026 at 4:19 AM
“we might go to war with Europe over Greenland” is not normal behavior and cannot be slotted into normal political rhetoric by people who would like to reestablish normal political relations with Europe someday
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Every time I read something like this I just assume the CEO has a deep fucked up past
Lestat McCree, the boss of Healf, the wellness products retailer, argues that genuine achievement requires dedication, which in turn requires sacrifice
‘I’m a Gen Z chief exec: work-life balance is an unhelpful myth’
Lestat McCree, the boss of Healf, the wellness products retailer, argues that genuine achievement requires dedication, which in turn requires sacrifice
www.thetimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Every time I read something like this I just assume the CEO has a deep fucked up past
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Every American who still thinks they can walk in the world like “yeah, it’s a bit mad, but don’t blame me for it” needs to understand that our internal self-delineation ends at the border, and what allies, adversaries, and indifferent nations see is America doing this, an America in rapid decline
January 18, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Every American who still thinks they can walk in the world like “yeah, it’s a bit mad, but don’t blame me for it” needs to understand that our internal self-delineation ends at the border, and what allies, adversaries, and indifferent nations see is America doing this, an America in rapid decline
“We’re huge pussies”
UK PM STARMER: OUR COMMITMENT TO INTERNATIONAL LAW IS PRACTICAL
January 19, 2026 at 9:35 AM
“We’re huge pussies”
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Yeah sanction the shit outta us. Maximum pressure campaign. Take Elons money too.
January 19, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Yeah sanction the shit outta us. Maximum pressure campaign. Take Elons money too.
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January 19, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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In Your Jorts
In Your Jorts
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NATO doesn't exist anymore, it's now a legal fiction the same way the Roman Senate became.
No matter how long it takes people to pretend it still does.
No matter how long it takes people to pretend it still does.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 AM
NATO doesn't exist anymore, it's now a legal fiction the same way the Roman Senate became.
No matter how long it takes people to pretend it still does.
No matter how long it takes people to pretend it still does.
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The person who is actually executing all this stuff, Marco Rubio, was confirmed by every single Democrat in the U.S. Senate.
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The person who is actually executing all this stuff, Marco Rubio, was confirmed by every single Democrat in the U.S. Senate.
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GERMANY: TRUMP'S PROVOCATIONS HAVE REACHED A RED LINE
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 AM
GERMANY: TRUMP'S PROVOCATIONS HAVE REACHED A RED LINE
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And as I write this, I'm listening to the TV, and they're talking about what would happen if US and EU soldiers shot at each other in Greenland. “Unimaginable,” they repeat, while noting that it's already crazy to even bring up the subject.
This is all so dumb.
This is all so dumb.
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 AM
And as I write this, I'm listening to the TV, and they're talking about what would happen if US and EU soldiers shot at each other in Greenland. “Unimaginable,” they repeat, while noting that it's already crazy to even bring up the subject.
This is all so dumb.
This is all so dumb.
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Jebus Fucking Chrispy Criminals
I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I FLED THE US A YEAR AGO. Thank you to the European administrations for granting me citizenship based on my Irish heritage. I cannot imagine what my life would be like otherwise.
I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I FLED THE US A YEAR AGO. Thank you to the European administrations for granting me citizenship based on my Irish heritage. I cannot imagine what my life would be like otherwise.
at this point i will defect to whatever country invades and deposes donald trump this is just getting too embarrassing and disgusting
mad king moment
from the PBS Newshour correspondent
from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Jebus Fucking Chrispy Criminals
I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I FLED THE US A YEAR AGO. Thank you to the European administrations for granting me citizenship based on my Irish heritage. I cannot imagine what my life would be like otherwise.
I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I FLED THE US A YEAR AGO. Thank you to the European administrations for granting me citizenship based on my Irish heritage. I cannot imagine what my life would be like otherwise.
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this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 AM
this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke
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THERE IS NO GOD ONLY ZUUL
January 19, 2026 at 8:17 AM
THERE IS NO GOD ONLY ZUUL
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Seen on threads. Sorry it's AI.
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Seen on threads. Sorry it's AI.
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The vast majority of humanity:
January 19, 2026 at 8:21 AM
The vast majority of humanity:
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I would like the EU to react against this type of interference as well.
Not only do we have to put up with this huge, idiotic, and cruel global mess voted for on the other side of the ocean, but now they want to take us with them out of the rule of law? GTFO.
Not only do we have to put up with this huge, idiotic, and cruel global mess voted for on the other side of the ocean, but now they want to take us with them out of the rule of law? GTFO.
January 19, 2026 at 8:08 AM
I would like the EU to react against this type of interference as well.
Not only do we have to put up with this huge, idiotic, and cruel global mess voted for on the other side of the ocean, but now they want to take us with them out of the rule of law? GTFO.
Not only do we have to put up with this huge, idiotic, and cruel global mess voted for on the other side of the ocean, but now they want to take us with them out of the rule of law? GTFO.
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We learned in a French television program broadcast yesterday, from a magistrate, that the US government is putting pressure on French judges so that the leader of our far right, who has been convicted in court, can benefit from a double standard of justice.
Trump veut faire élire Marine Le Pen ou Jordan Bardella !
On n’est plus dans de la fiction ou une théorie du complot, mais face à une réalité quand on entend, ce soir, le témoignage de la magistrate Magali Lafourcade. Et c'est flippant ! 😰
On n’est plus dans de la fiction ou une théorie du complot, mais face à une réalité quand on entend, ce soir, le témoignage de la magistrate Magali Lafourcade. Et c'est flippant ! 😰
January 19, 2026 at 8:08 AM
We learned in a French television program broadcast yesterday, from a magistrate, that the US government is putting pressure on French judges so that the leader of our far right, who has been convicted in court, can benefit from a double standard of justice.
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This would be, not probably but definitely, the stupidest and most unhinged causus belli for an actual war in recorded human history by a wide margin.
More precisely, “I’m going to invade Greenland because Norway didn’t give me the peace prize.” He is ignorant and insane.
January 19, 2026 at 8:22 AM
This would be, not probably but definitely, the stupidest and most unhinged causus belli for an actual war in recorded human history by a wide margin.
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January 19, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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