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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun
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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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Merry Fucking Everything to all you glorious motherfuckers!

Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.

~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
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I can hear the Stick To Sports crowd screeching already. Prepare the spare diapers at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Hide the ketchup bottles.
January 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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roses are red
what are your fears?
a bussy with teeth, or a
Penis with ears
why’s he giving me flashbacks from the ren & stimpy show?
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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The American government is run by the dumbest people on earth.
BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross

KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement

BRENNAN: His name is public

NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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If any Dem stops the shutdown now, they're complicit. Mike and Trump will NOT stick to any deal. If And the federal government, THIS federal government, uses violence against you and the people you care about while pocketing your hard earned tax money.
Mike Johnson: "It's about keeping Congress operating so we can get to healthcare. We always were going to. They're lying to you. Okay? The healthcare issues were always gonna be something discussed, deliberated, contemplated, and debated in October and November."
October 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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As they slowly internalize how unpopular they are and are exposed to more hostility, they're retreating toward the only remaining audience that will reliably praise them: the kind of people who respond to every Elon Musk tweet with "OMG epic meme sir 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
The "everyone is 12" thesis of American political dysfunction remains undefeated in 2026.
January 17, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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do you think they explored each others bodies at the afters?
Nick Fuentes, Andrew Tate, Sneako, and Clavicular were all in a night club in Miami singing and dancing to the Kanye song "Heil Hitler" which they requested be played.
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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thread about X’s new TOS. tldr is musk can now sue users for any reason in a TX court he basically owns, so he’ll almost certainly win. and this is a platform politicians and journalists largely refuse to leave.
Conservative influencer Ashley St Clair had a baby with Elon Musk in 2024. Things turned sour when she expressed mild support of trans rights. Elon cut child support and sued for custody; his followers made deepfake porn of her on X; she sued X; now X is suing HER!

But this isn’t just a soap opera:
January 17, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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maybe if they hadn’t killed someone the protests wouldn’t have escalated, you dumb bitch
Kristi Noem: "When we did these operations in other cities across the country, we didn't see this kind of violence. We didn't see organized, funded protesters come in to conduct acts of violence against our law enforcement officers like we're seeing in Minneapolis."
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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damn we actually built the poop ship destroyer!
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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KARL: Watch this video of a woman who says she's disabled getting dealt with by ICE. What do you think?

McCAUL: Well, the optics aren't good

K: They smashed her windows & threw her to the ground

M: It appears to be a little overzealous, but what about the actions of murderers & drug traffickers?
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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WARNING TO THE #FALLOUT COMMUNITY

Allout Monte, writer on the Fallout Ashfall mod, is a literal nazi and should be avoided at all cost.

@themodusfiles.bsky.social and @truevaultescapades.bsky.social if you could help spread the word that would be much appreciated.
January 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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She's a 10, but she kicks you in the head switching from missionary to doggy, looks you straight in the eye, and says "Roadhouse"
December 28, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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me when I see the shoneys buffet guy come out with a fresh tray of mac and cheese
“democrats are ready to get to work”
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Very cool that TPUSA officials personally invited Myron Gaines (as he wore his sweater mocking/denying the Holocaust) back into their big conference last month. They should probably get some more flack for that but what do I know.
A separate video shows Nick Fuentes, Tristan Tate, Sneako, and Clavicular rolling up to the club in a party van singing along to "Heil Hitler" and doing sieg heils.
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Surfing butthole bluesky from the pew to hedge my bets
January 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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"We're the hottest country in the world."

Can you even hear yourself, man? Do you not have any self-respect left at this point?
Bessent on Greenland: "Peace through strength. Make it part of the US and there will not be a conflict because the US right now, we're the hottest country in the world, we're the strongest country in the world. Europeans project weakness. The US projects strength."
January 18, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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It's like the "Sierra Highlands" subdivision not far from me.
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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another ben garrison classic
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Remember when the media sold us DeSantis as the new Trump for months on end before we even go to 2024 and then he fell right on his face?
it remains nuts to me that the argument for Newsom is that he's inevitable while he's not even the polling favorite
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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Sirhan, table for one...
January 18, 2026 at 4:12 AM