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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 2h

Per @mosasaurologist.bsky.social Texas regularly invades Colorado but they have a hard time actually staying on the road.

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 2h

It’s practically tradition!

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 3h

as a new mexican i just have to say that yeah texas invades sometimes you just have to kick their asses and send them home tail tucked. it’s usually way easier than you think, i think one time we just rolled a bunch of boulders on them from the canyon cliffs above. people love repelling texan armies

Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 5h

Also fuck you Texas for doing this, invading another state with armed troops; lone star Republic my ass

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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 2h

Brb writing a letter to Kyle Schwarber explaining that he needs to sign with the Mariners because his giant ass fits in with the lineup

JT Perry @circlejtp.me · 2h

He must sign here. He has the gluteal circumference to be a core part of this team.

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 2h

the worst postseason pitcher on earth

Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 2h

Clayton Kershaw is now the second pitcher ever to give up 100 or more earned runs in the postseason. He's at 102. Andy Pettitte gave up 117, but Andy Pettitte also pitched 80 more innings than Kershaw has.

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 2h

Kershaw’s having 2016 flashbacks

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 2h

“It’s tough to watch Kershaw struggling like this.”

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2h

his legacy of getting the shit hit out of him

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it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online · 3h

we hope you find someone who loves you as much as Vlad Guerrero Jr hates the New York Yankees

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 3h

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Baseball Highlights⚾️ @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 3h

#BlueJays Kevin Gausman, shirtless: “We’re not done yet. We’re f*ckin’ fired up. We’re ready to go. I don’t give a shit, let’s go. F*ck yeah let’s go Canada”

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 4h

If I was told I couldn’t do a job Meghan McCain did I think I’d become a monk

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.

CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...

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Lavender🎀Honey @lavenderhoney.bsky.social · 3h

People screaming, "yah, but they can't do that!"
Really?
What's this?

LINK: www.koin.com/news/portlan...

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it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online · 3h

GET FUCKED YANKS

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 3h

YES!!!

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Mixty Motions⛳️🎶❤️☮️🥃 @iamnotchjohnson.bsky.social · 3h

Bye bye Yankees!

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 3h

Hasta la vista, Yanquis

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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 3h

Hell yeah fuck the Yankees

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Misty @daiseydoesit.bsky.social · 3h

THE BLUE JAYS

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Billy Krumb @clubhousecancer.bsky.social · 3h

The first day of the NLCS is the 10 year anniversary. #Cubs #WrigleyField #KyleSchwarber

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pfc. italian beef @realbillhicks.bsky.social · 3h

fucking flock of geeese fucking honking outside at 930 shut up bitch

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16h

I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 16h

👀👀👀👀

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 3h

Man, if I got torched that hard, I’d walk into the fucking sea.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3h

The View producers opted for Meghan McCain’s “My dad” over the charisma vacuum

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.

CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...

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QuadCityPat @quadcitypat.bsky.social · 4h

Well, Javy has had a renaissance this year so Cubs won that trade, but non tendering Schwarber is unforgivable. We wouldn't be having angst about Tucker if we kept Schwarbs

Kyle Thele @thele.bsky.social · 4h

Kyle Schwarber and Javy Baez homered today for teams other than the Cubs.

Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 4h

The Cubs have not scored 5 runs in a post season game since 2017.

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The Ghost of Shammrock @ghostofshammrock.bsky.social · 4h

Must be Jesse Watters gimp

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