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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun
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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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January 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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It means it is seriously Depressed. All has become bland. Some ports will believe that, if they can find a Manic Pixie Dream Port, it will restore a whimsical joie de vivre to them. Those ports are wrong.
BGR headline: What Does It Mean When A USB Port Is Colorless?
January 22, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Let’s take a moment to remember Ry-Ry, aka Tom DeVore’s Egg Roll Bitch.
Bowling-pin shaped ½ a Motherfucker
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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No words…
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January 21, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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No words…
MONEY ON THE MOVE Where Faith Meets Finances Welcome to Money on the Move, the podcast where supernatural wisdom meets strategic wealth-building. Here, we don't just talk markets, we hear from Heaven. From crypto to business, from charts to Kingdom revelation, this is where the prophetic meets the practical. Every week, we bring you timely insights, Spirit-led strategies, and conversations with powerful guests, entrepreneurs, investors, and visionaries who are building with both excellence and faith. Whether it's decoding the next market move or stewarding God-given business ideas, we're helping you move with divine alignment. This isn't just a podcast. It's a movement. Because the glory is moving. And so is the money. Subscribe now, and let's build together, in the Spirit and in the strategy. In addition to our public content, we invite you to dive into our private community where we share in-depth market technical analysis, prophetic insights with practical applications, and powerful faith-based encouragement. It's also a place to build relationships, network with like-minded believers, and grow together spiritually, financially, and personally. Join us at Money on the Move; you're not meant to walk this journey alone.
January 21, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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All my apes, gone to see Jesus! PRAISE ALMIGHTY GOD!!!
Some dumb, bald, bowling pin-shaped motherfucker from Cowfucker, Illinois.
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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The rap group The Fat Boys wearing shirts that spell out Disorderlies, the title of a movie they were featured in.
January 21, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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ALL ABOARD THE BULLSHIT TRAIN!!!
FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social TRUMP: UNITED STATES IS IN THE MIDST OF THE FASTEST ECONOMIC TURNAROUND IN OUR HISTORY FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social TRUMP: US INFLATION HAS BEEN DEFEATED
January 21, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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An older, disturbed looking man
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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And then they need to present him with this book:
A Sesame Street book entitled This Trashcan is Cleaner Than Your Mom’s Pussy. Oscar is pooping out of a garbage can signaling his agreement
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Some piss-poor swimmer exhorting us to Drink the Cum. She holds a big glass of jizz.
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Nazi-ass milk propaganda changed to say “Drink the Cum!”. Pictured: two shitheads.
January 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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These stones? These fuckin’ Infinity Stones?
Sammy & Dino dressed as priests. Cannonball Run.
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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After reading that tantrum letter?
January 19, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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FUCK YOU AND SUCK MY LADY BALLS BITCH
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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FUCK YOU AND SUCK MY LADY BALLS BITCH
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Like Tofutti???
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Jane probably cried uncontrollably at this little bit of Dipshit Theater
The useless, doing useless things. Performative bullshit.
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Giuseppe Stromboli and the Briefcase of Meatballs
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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This one?
A big knurled butt plug. Just like your mom’s.
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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My TL absolutely delivers
2 skeets that presented sequentially: 1. Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social • 14h The handkerchief is the most disgusting thing ever in fashion. My mom would actually iron my father's snot rags. 2. Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social • 12h The unmistakable smell of beef fat rendering on a hot grill.
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only!
A kid with a really puffy, fucked-up mullets
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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A book with a tiger on the cover. Title: I'd Eat You if I Wasn't Allergic to Assholes
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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That, and he used questions from the Scientology personality test.
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM