Charmin feels like 80 grit by comparison.

He’s having a cry because people posted mean words about him on social? Grow tf up.

“You’ve made an enemy here today! We will never forget when you made fun of Simon!!”

Completely normal behavior from professional adults.

hey man great 20-tweet thread about how you're the victim here, but can you PLEASE send out some more texts that say they're from tim walz asking for $5???? We're dying out here without your hard work

If you think antagonizing the heroic people of Minneapolis is the right thing to do today, I would suggest you log off. Next, maybe reflect on what you want your role to be in this.

Simon, the DNC did what you suggested 26 years ago and abandoned working voters to pursue tech billionaires, who happily enjoyed the impunity they bought for campaign donations and immediately defected to support violent facism and authoritarianism. We are here because of you.

What a soft little bitch.

Hey check this shit out where Simon talks shit on the people of Minnesota! Don't give this guy or anyone he's involved with a nickel.

i didn't even see the "property rights defender" 🤣