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Sci-fi, Blake's 7, Star Cops, Babylon 5 and Dr Who.
Wargames, RPGs, Boardgames and PC games.
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Well America — your choices are now open warfare across your southern border with no real hope of containment without dropping some nukes, or overthrowing a brain dead chunk of cancerous shit you call a President who is already murdering citizens.

I wish i had some faith in your choices.
January 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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OTD: Life On Mars
‘My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident and woke up in 2006. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time?’
Inspired TV. Now 2 decades ago!
We’re about to watch the first episode all over again.
Will it still be as eerie in the scenes chasing over where I actually used to play as a boy…?
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Feeling very tired tonight.
Night you lovely lot.
January 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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I may have bought some new Lego. Despite what some people seem to think I really liked the ending! #StrangerThings.
January 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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This is for the prick at work that made us all stay late whilst a snow blizzard came in:
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Panini's gorgeous PREHISTORIC ANIMALS sticker collection (1977) was a must for every dinosaur-obsessed kid. A real education, it featured beautiful artwork, and the Flesh-Eating Dinosaurs page didn't hold back!
January 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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People say some wrong-headed and ignorant things about women in all sorts of hobbies. It's worth celebrating women in historical wargaming, and wargaming in general.
January 9, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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When things turn bad Altefritzenburg has no option but to call out the militia. Ranks peppered with veterans from many regiments to bolster their enthusiasm. And a few guys with pistols in the rear rank to maintain the forward momentum...

#wargaming

Crann Tara, Minden, Fife and Drum 28mm figures.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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“will ya go lassie go, and we’ll both go together” Stefan of Kuden, reknowned bard, wandering minstrel and nefarious villain is ready for the mean streets of #TraitorsToll. I was feeling lazy but pushed through and got this lad done. Maybe I’m lazy over the weekend though? #Nerdlings #Wargaming
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Holy fuck. Well one thing is sure, no women will buy anything from @warlordgames.com. Asshole.
And before Bexit I did buy some models from them. Never again.
Did I mention 4P Press offers some lovely STL files of model ships and WWI planes, while providing a nice array of rules to cover such?😊
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January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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I would really caution anyone against implying that paywalling this feature is a legitimate response to public outcry. The paywall is an endorsement, not a restriction. Musk is saying "this thing you're all talking about is valuable. Pay me for it." The actual material effect is just monetization.
January 9, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Been pulling together a few 3rd C AD battle scenarios over the months. Today I’m going to start working on the Battle of Barbalissos. Little is know about this battle historically however, I’m going to attempt this Sasanian versus Roman fight anyway. So let’s see what happens… #S&H #wargaming #2mm
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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Bristol Patriots are holding an anti-Keir Starmer march in Bristol on Saturday. Anti-racism campaigners are calling their counter-protest 'We Hate Keir Starmer More Than You' in response.
Full story here:

www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...
Bristol Patriots plan march through city centre again
A counter protest is planned
www.bristolpost.co.uk
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula...
January 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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I, for one, cannot understand why men like Rupert Lowe are opposed to banning X, despite it assisting sex offenders, paying people to invite the foreign powers to invade the U.K, and allowing state-sponsored cyber warfare against our democracy.

It's a real mystery...🤔
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 AM
And people still think X is a legitimate platform. 😡
So his response to the criticism of his app generating sexual deep fakes of children is... to try to monetise it as a feature
January 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Couldn’t help myself… I’m so pleased with how these terrain bases came out that I had to do a quick battlefield diorama! These really work! Can’t wait to try them out during a battle. #S&H #spreadthelard #terrain #wargaming #2mm
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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My fave thing about the whole “lgbt are invading wargaming!” Schtick from 40K weirdos is just how wrong it is. This weekend im inviting a bunch of people I’ve known in the hobby for about 20 years over for games. None of us are straight. We got the whole damn alphabet lol. 😂
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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When no women are interested in your historical wargame because you're a sexist arsehole so you assume no women are interested in historical wargaming at all
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January 9, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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So a quick note to the women I know who are into wargaming: Warlord Games don't want your money.
This is really gross.
January 9, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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Morning everyone ❄️
#TomBaker
January 9, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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SPACESHIP!

Hiver Explorer gets hit by an Ancients weapon.
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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“Fuck ICE!” chants & a brass band performing “Which side are you on?” as hundreds march in Manhattan, NYC against ICE and in solidarity with Minneapolis.
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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I know a LOT of women who play wargames, and who would probably play more historical wargames if they weren't being talked about like John is doing here. Loser behavior from this man and every man who tries to gatekeep the hobby.
This is really gross.
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM