Josh Lee
@joshleecreates.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m Josh (he/him)

I’m obsessed with #devops, #observability and #databases. I’m a Developer Advocate at Altinity. I run a home lab and I have no idea what’s on any of the assorted thumb drives around my home in Western Massachusetts.
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adrianamvillela.bsky.social
#KCDWarsaw2025 has exceeded all expectations! Great food, great company, great hospitality, and Warsaw is just amaaaazing! Thanks to everyone who came to see @joshleecreates.bsky.social and me speak today, and thanks for the great questions! 💜💜
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Is a café not just a streaming pipeline for caffeine?
The front window of a cafe “Caffe Kafka”
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“One day I’ll fix up this module so that it’s a proper open source thing that other people will find useful” … no, no I won’t.
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“Java is the new COBOL” o/h at #kcdwarsaw
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Collaborating with @adrianamvillela.bsky.social has been just the best. And our talk is pretty good too, if I do say so myself. We’re about to uncover the truth of vendor-neutrality in #OpenTelemtry at #kcdwarsaw
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adrianamvillela.bsky.social
Hello from Warsaw! Wowie, what a an amazing city!! I’m gearing up for #KCDWarsaw2025 TODAY with @joshleecreates.bsky.social as we talk about what #OpenTelemetry vendor neutrality means. If you’re around, hope to see to there!!
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taranetz.com
@adrianamvillela.bsky.social and @joshleecreates.bsky.social showed us why OTEL didn't follow the pattern of xkcd.com/927/

Great talk! It always helps to understand where the purpose of one tool ends and others need to take over.

#CloudNativeDaysAustria
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adrianamvillela.bsky.social
@joshleecreates.bsky.social and I are getting ready to go on stage at Cloud Native Days Austria today at 13:00. Hope to see you there!!
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I want to do this for my picluster but last time I tried this nixos wasn’t quite ready for the Pi5
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My green flag for a cafe is when they don’t ask you “what size” you want your cappuccino
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aly.ruffruff.party
going to attempt to raise a trilingual child (my husband will speak to xem in English, I will speak to xem in Spanish and Nix). this is going to require a lot of Tylenol
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More conferences please do this. Sincerely, a guy with way too many conference shirts. #cndaustria
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adamcsharp.bsky.social
In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich."

A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."
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aparker.io
gonna start replying to the pig butchering texts with a link to nohello.net
no hello
please don't say just hello in chat
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Finally got to meet @didiviking.bsky.social in person at #sreday - her talk showcasing the @victoriametrics.bsky.social cardinality explorer was great!
Josh and Diana take an ussie at SREcon (inside a vintage movie theater)
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@hazelweakly.me Ok, I give in. I'm adopting "Lakehouse" terminology and have added it to my personal spell-check dictionaries. One day I will represent a technology that is already in spell-check... one day.
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My favorite game to play in touristy parts of the UK is: “which side of the sidewalk are we walking on now?”
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kenjennings.bsky.social
Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.
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ianboudreau.com
SO sorry about the treatment your specialists and engineers received at the hands of our secret police goon squad. That's normally something we reserve for a different race of people who we like even less, hope you understand. Please come back
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We have functioning left wing media?
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“Developers will never ask you ‘what file system is that?’” - @patrickmcfadin.bsky.social #COC25