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josie
@josietech.bsky.social
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reply girl. las vegas -> seattle soon! she/her, late bloomer 🏳️‍⚧️ everything's finally starting to come together
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 5h
not to mention there’s no need to ever pay for prescriptions or supplies, Ripp would have a lifetime supply of pills and vials donated by countless annoyed women
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 5h
I remember Mike Rowe talking about this long long ago (before politics), that you make an incision down below and then grip each one gently with teeth (too slippery to grip otherwise) and just pull it out. that the animal freaks but goes back to normal in 15 minutes, while banding is weeks of agony
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 1d
I also do this. its where I keep all my unaddressed problems
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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 2d
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d
When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 3d
it took me a couple of seconds, and then I laughed for over a minute
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 3d
lol I’m all “the management sucks I gotta quit bsky“ but here I am still, posting more than ever. isn’t that how it always goes
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 4d
The Devil and Billy Markham was published in Playboy in 1979, later turned into a solo one-act. someone turned the first canto into a song, as well. I went and found the entirety of it (albeit in comic sans) here

crazcowboy.tripod.com/Silverstein/...
The Devil & Billy Markham
crazcowboy.tripod.com
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 4d
I remember reading some of the filthy poems he wrote back in the 70s for Playboy. the man had quite the imagination
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 5d
just wanted to say I have absolutely loved your foxhole updates and experiences... I haven't played seriously in ages and it brings me joy

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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 5d
you should be! I'm very grateful ❤️
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 5d
back on twitter I used to chuckle when someone would say something eggy and everyone would be like "ugh just transition already" and I thought it curious and funny and then suddenly one day it was happening to me
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 5d
hahahaha I have mine too
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Cariad Ferch Traws @cariadcinfra.bsky.social · Aug 10
Just transition already
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 5d
all right well I don't feel so bad, I joined early August and the girls cracked my egg two weeks later. so I just have to knock out everything in a month to catch up to you lol
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 5d
damn you are speedrunning this, I had no idea you joined (and your egg cracked) months after me... while I'm still dragging my feet on even getting laser. I am so impressed and proud of you ❤️
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 6d
I think the coolest public thing I ever did was… code and maintain the interactive touchscreen mall directory used at the ~5th largest mall in the US for like twelve years
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 6d
jesus christ jay is promoting LB’s vibe-coded appview. everyone gets a block. I gotta get some healthier hobbies and stop visiting this awful site
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 7d
I always feel like such an outsider in the war of houses as a bosch babe
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Ripperoni @ripperoni.com · 7d
Oh they’re just continuing to scramble to find a justification.

Lying about Link’s alt text is a particular kind of evil I’ll say

If this is the alleged post, you can check the alt text for yourself

pdsls.dev/at://did:plc...
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 7d
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 7d
heck yeah! respectfully
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 8d
thank you! I've been thinking a lot about it lately but everything online said to wait, glad to know it hasn't been a big problem for you
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 8d
how have your piercings been working out, if you don't mind me asking? the internet widely says to wait until I've stopped growing (now 2 years HRT) or the piercings will be painful and stretch, but has your experience reflected that? (I feel like all my nipple/areola growth was already in year 1)
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josie @josietech.bsky.social · 8d
I realized that using bsky is starting to make me feel sick again, the feeling late twitter did. I don’t know if I can give up social media but it might be better if I did?

I do have more friends, more people whose stories I like to follow now though. there are still stories that make me smile.
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 9d
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my only successful tech grift and turn the terms of service into the terms of shit
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