Jake Eakle
@jseakle.bsky.social
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nothing is always an erasure. the layers are a monolith. every default bleeds.
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all these years later and i'm still getting wrecked by Solo K :(
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there was actually an incredibly close chance that kingsKort (the mentioned upsetter) would lose and I'd play their much weaker opponent after they missed a win and then low-rolled 2 games. but in game 7 i had to watch their opponent consistently value Market over Sea Witch and just die :(
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made it to the round of 16 in the Dominion Online Championship! for top 8 i have to beat the newcomer who upset JNails, the first seed... should be exciting!
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sign: zoomed far
pong: several non-points against myself
something: will you discover more kittens than me? (img)
fluffey: i know, but then i don't know
fluffey2: i don't know :(
lady: replay; so good
idwtsyfwilitm: killed
0B: stuck
adv: replay; sword good
stars: hehe
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saw a community theater production of Hedwig last night and it was so good we're going back on Sunday to see the alternate version where the Hedwig and Yitzhak actors SWITCH ROLES i'm very excited about it
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I am bound by the ancient contract of the internet to repost this.
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As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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jseakle.bsky.social
probably not my kind of game, but what a joyful article to read :D
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did you also agree with Matt Tumblrbuyer that this was abuse
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thinkin about it

thinkin it can probably digging in the ground for tubers
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been playing pad stepmania regularly again. good idea. recommend. has led to the least-fucked-up sleep i've had in maybe years.
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I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
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from there my deck was capable of buying Dominate every turn and theirs wasn't, and that was that. (it was also important that they didn't hit Goat from Search, and possibly relevant that they added Distant Shores which are a neat synergy with BoM-XR, but not nearly worth passing up CQ.
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game 6 my opponent drew quite a lot better than me in the open and punished my greedy flag bearer pretty hard. they had more Searches in play and more BoM in deck, which is _most_ of what mattered at that point... but I just kept buying CQ and managed to snag the perma-Flag by buying the last 2.
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game 5 i'm supposed to win as p1, even with the worse 5/2, but i badly misjudged the usefulness of Ronin, which can never realistically draw more than 2 cards, and opened with it. after that i'm supposed to lose, but p1 tempo plus near-optimal draws on the last shuffle let me barely squeak it out.
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game 4 was extremely close, i ALMOST threw it by not buying an estate on what was extremely likely to be my last turn. but i did play better, identified that the raw speed of Tanuki+Skulk meant it wasn't worth investing in Harbor Villages. I probably should have had /one/ though.
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anyway i was way ahead but after we both fully dudded they randomly had a dramatically above average final turn and won by 1
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game 3 was the sloggiest game i've played in recent memory. i think my approach of going for triple Conquest over double prov to try to have meaningful econ in the late late game was probably correct, but my opponent did identify Rice being relevant before i did...
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won game 2 because i understood the Sea Trade + Foray interaction right away and my opponent didn't; I also managed it quite nicely and ended up with like 4 loots to 0 which was way too much to come back from
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in today's match against dim886, i lost game 1 i think because i didn't expect the Cutthroat stalemate to last so long and didn't respect the importance of an early GM as the only +buy, so i took a Mapmaker when they took Mill and had very low odds of hitting 6 without copper.
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made it to the round of 16 in the Dominion Online Championship! for top 8 i have to beat the newcomer who upset JNails, the first seed... should be exciting!
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it was hard for me to believe this post was only two years old so i searched twitter and both confirmed that that is the original... and found this incredible account
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the answer to this question is "play Consume Me"