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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 10h

Rep. Cory Mills thinks Jesus looks down from the clouds, wringing his hands about what humans do with their holes.

Anyway, after allegedly (definitely) abusing Sarah Raviani, he's moved on to revenge porn.

This is God's love.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 13h

A judge issued a protective order against a Republican congressman from Florida on Tuesday, forbidding him to contact a former girlfriend who in court proceedings said he had threatened her with revenge porn after she broke up with him.

Woman Is Granted a Protective Order Against Representative Cory Mills

Representative Cory Mills’s former girlfriend, Lindsey Langston, the reigning Miss United States, told a judge that he had threatened to release sexually explicit videos of her.

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 11h

This you?

Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 11h

2025: fact checking for AI satire.

"The most threatening thing I've seen yet was naked bicyclers."

-US Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 11h

Naturally, 2E & special education only encourage the autismerists that RFK Jr. is trying to eradicate. If we just get rid of Tylenol, vaccines, circumcision, and accommodation for the spicy brain, it will all go away.

Finally, the tyranny of trains and paleontology is over.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

“On November 4th, we can build a city where every child can afford to stay, where every worker can thrive, and where government serves the people — not the powerful.” - Rep. Nydia Velázquez

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 1d

That’s right! Thanks, Fox News!
www.foxnews.com/politics/squ...

Squad 2.0: Meet America's next wave of radical Democrats shaping the party's future

Progressive Democrats, including Zohran Mamdani and Omar Fateh, have emerged as the new generation of candidates responding to President Donald Trump's second term.

www.foxnews.com

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 2d

It's Dragostea Din Tei by O-Zone, by the way.

youtu.be/Cqd1Gvq-RBY?...

Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 2d

What keeps you up at night?

Hunting for the name of the 2003 Eurodance Numa Numa song at 3AM, armed only with half-remembered stanza ending, "hee, hoo, haha," because "Galileo Galilei" kinda fits.

🎶Galileo, Galile-who? Galilei, Galile-haha!🎶

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 4d

Is this going to be reclaiming the symbolism from the fash?

I'm down; frogs are friends.

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 4d

I'm sure the DNC is caving to the famously powerful anti-fa lobby for this event.

Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine elected Democrats giving a shit what the left has to say. 😆

Yeah, Nancy and Chuck are caving to their Marxist base. 🙄

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "

Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 6d

I'll be impressed when a governor or mayor orders their national guard or cops to arrest the gestapo.

Until then, Gavin's mask law, Kotek's lawyers, and Brandon Johnson's tepid trespassing policy don't impress me much.

a woman wearing a leopard print scarf says that don t impress me much

ALT: a woman wearing a leopard print scarf says that don t impress me much

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 8d

The crack team of investigative journalists; Craig Whitlock, Lisa Rein, and @caitlingilbert.bsky.social, have sniffed out the skullduggery of veterans. @washingtonpost.com

Famously known for swindling the over-funded VA, now they'll get their just deserts.

www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 12d

The guy wishing for virgins:

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WIRED @wired.com · 12d

Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED. www.wired.com/story/govern...

Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for Shutdown

Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.

www.wired.com

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 13d

"What door would he tell me leads to the castle?"

Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 13d

Ezra Klein is a bougie, fash apologist who views politics as fantasy football.

He thinks that imperial genocide just lacks a catchy slogan.

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 13d

Today I learned that Jane Goodall was still alive and that she kicked the bucket.

I know she wasn't touring or anything, but her vintage stuff was a cornerstone, and it seems odd to review her best-of and b-sides only on the news that she's croaked.

What a 💣 person.

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Principia Discordia @principiadiscordia.bsky.social · 13d

Black-and-white surreal image of two women in old-fashioned Victorian-style dresses and hats standing on a beach, one holding an umbrella, the other raising her hand in greeting. Looming in the stormy sky above the ocean is a gigantic shadowy figure of Cthulhu, with wings spread and tentacles dangling. At the bottom, film-style captions read:
“-Good morning Mr. Cthulhu.
-Morning ladies.”
The juxtaposition of cosmic horror with casual seaside politeness gives the scene a darkly comedic, absurd vibe.

Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 14d

Hakeem:

There is literally no one I won't praise before even acknowledging Zohran Mamdani.

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 14d

Ta-Nehisi Coates: Love will not keep you safe. Look at Dr. MLK Jr.

Ezra Klein: I'd like to make this about me and my shallow, vapid post-brunch hot-yoga mantra.

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 14d

I like Skittles and filet mignon. These are comparable.

So there.

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 14d

Ezra Klein is the avatar of bougie, out-of-touch liberalism.

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 15d

Charlie had so many things left to say.

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Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 15d

Charlie should be remembered for the things he said.

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