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Be the light you want to see in the world 🔥
Garden gnome throwing a molotov painting Artist Jay kell
October 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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AND ALL THE WORLD WILL LOVE YOU
JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE
A SHOOTING STAR
Alt-text: A glowing blue ghost resembling an older man with wild white hair and a thick mustache sits at a wooden table in a dim, neon-lit bar called LIMBO, the sign blazing red above a wall of strange Discordian symbols. The ghost quietly reads a worn copy of Principia Discordia, 4th Edition, its cover marked with the golden apple labeled “KALLISTI.” Behind him, an eerie, otherworldly bar crowd drifts in the haze: silhouettes in fedoras, figures with halo-like rings, and patrons marked with cryptic chaos sigils. The warm orange lights clash beautifully with the ghost’s cool blue glow, giving the whole scene a dreamlike, liminal Discordian-chaos-meets-afterlife-dive-bar vibe. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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First Loompanics Edition, Found @:
www.reddit.com/r/discordian...
Alt-text: A screenshot of a Reddit post in r/discordian. At the top is a partial photo of the Principia Discordia title page, showing the classic illustration of a globe surrounded by clouds with a crescent-over-circle symbol hovering above it. Below the image is a long text post from a user describing how they rediscovered a first Loompanics edition (1978) of Principia Discordia they’d forgotten they owned. They note it’s strange to see one without the usual yellow cover. The post mentions that page 75 includes handwritten notes not found in later editions, such as: “This work is a bridge so move on thru,” which may connect to the next page’s line, “POEE is a bridge from Pisces to Aquarius.” They lament that a previous owner wrote “Property of Ed Lacy” and a repeated “mine mine mine mine mine mine” mantra on the front page (not pictured), jokingly thanking Ed because it’s their book now. The user plans to file this copy into the “Sacred Discordian Scripture” section of their personal library—already overflowing with too many editions. The post has 72 upvotes, 31 comments, and 3 shares. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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"This Book is a Mirror. When a Monkey looks in, no Wise Spag peers back." -- PrincipiaDiscordia.com 😉
Principia Discordia | the book of Chaos, Discord and Confusion | Fnord!
Principia Discordia | the book of Chaos, Discord and Confusion | Fnord!
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November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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-><- We Appear At Random Among Your Children. -><-
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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1/ The ghost emerges forth from the etherial neon haze, clutching today’s headlines like they were a stack of overdue bar tabs, and declares: “Well, well. Another day in the Republic of Unfinished Business.”
Alt-text: A moody, painterly scene of a ghostly older man with wild white hair and a thick mustache sitting at a dimly lit bar. His translucent blue form fades into mist around the edges, giving full “between worlds” energy. He’s dressed in an old-fashioned suit with a bow tie, one spectral hand resting on the counter while the other holds a glass of amber liquor. Behind him, rows of dark bottles line the brick wall. Above everything glows a red neon sign reading LIMBO, casting warm light over the otherwise cool, eerie palette—like a cosmic dive bar for souls on layover. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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I have received a mysterious message from the cosmos, clearly in some ancient forgotten language, only the Goddess know what it truly means:

haute die welt morgens das sonnensystem!
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Scouting remains an interesting beast. Scout Leadership is a position of community Power, and as Dune teaches "Power does not corrupt, Power attracts the easily Corruptible."

www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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In the sacred dance of Order, Disorder, and talking heads on Fox News, we find yet again: bureaucracy is real, but so is absurdity. Hail Eris, and pass the regulations—someone’s out here burgling turds in uniformed delusion. 🌀
Image is a black square Instagram-style meme post from "Under The Desk News" with white sans-serif text listing four points. It opens: “Hey.. real quick –” 1. You can’t be a member of Congress AND active duty 2. Navy Protocols don’t allow for a retired member to be recalled to service without a special, narrow and unique mission 3. Recalls are only possible during times of war or national emergency AND require a signature from POTUS or order from Congress. SecDef can’t just “do it”. 4. Hegseth is a turdburgler. He burgles turds. The tone is snappy, legalistic, and then suddenly absurd. The first three points reference U.S. law and military policy: Constitutionally, it’s nearly impossible (though not outright illegal) to serve in Congress while on active military duty. Retired Navy personnel can only be recalled under specific conditions — typically for rare skill sets or national need, per official protocol. The Secretary of Defense does have limited authority to recall retired personnel, but not unilaterally and not outside specific statutory frameworks — so the claim that it requires Congress or the President is overstated. The fourth point takes a sharp turn from legal commentary into full-on meme punchline: calling conservative figure Pete Hegseth a “turdburgler” — a juvenile but pointed insult — for effect. The flag emoji seals the mock-formal tone. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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-><- “You deserve to be loved, you are doing your best.” -><-
Alt-text: A four-panel colorful comic from Swords Comic. Panel 1: A person in a pink shirt pushes through some foliage by a creek, surprised as they spot a golden sword with heart motifs stuck in a rock. They say, “Is that… the Wholesome Sword?” Panel 2: Close-up of the sword against a sparkly purple background. Text beside it reads: “You deserve to be loved, you are doing your best.” Panel 3: The person smiles warmly, saying, “Wow! That’s so nice!” Panel 4: The person holds the glowing, heart-adorned sword and cheerfully says, “I’m still going to use you to stab people though.” The sword emits a tiny “hmph,” clearly unimpressed. Charmingly chaotic blend of affirmation energy and cartoon violence. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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TRULY. OF ALL TIME.
reverendjesus.com Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d
Truly, one of the Threads Of All Time
principiadiscordia.bsky.social Principia Discordia @principiadiscordia.bsky.social · 1d
THE PARABLE OF THE GYOZA & THE GOTHIC LORD

As recorded by Telarus, KSC, Floating Librarians of Mu
on Pungenday, The Aftermath 36, YOLD 3191.
A Thread 🧵 (1/??)
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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THE PARABLE OF THE GYOZA & THE GOTHIC LORD

As recorded by Telarus, KSC, Floating Librarians of Mu
on Pungenday, The Aftermath 36, YOLD 3191.
A Thread 🧵 (1/??)
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Before doing any sort of metaphysical work, reconnect with your breath to align your mind (intent) & body (physicality) - which were never seperate to begin with.

Pranayama - The Art of Breath by Philip H. Farber share.google/mf2VnveQB2W0...
Pranayama - The Art of Breath by Philip H. Farber
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November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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1/ Folks, we’ve roused the beast—when U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) smashes a car window and drags off a 17-year-old U.S. citizen while he’s just out for lunch, we’re witnessing not enforcement, but raw intimidation.
Alt-text: A dramatic, sepia-toned illustration of an older man with wild, white, windblown hair and a thick mustache, dressed in a rumpled three-piece suit with a bow tie. He’s mid-yell, face twisted in outrage, one fist clenched and the other gripping a rolled newspaper labeled “McMINNVILL.” Behind him glows an ominous orange triangle containing a single all-seeing eye, radiating light like an Erisian-flavored cosmic alarm bell. The whole scene feels like a mashup of vintage portraiture, occult conspiracy aesthetics, and chaotic meme energy. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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We’re all looking from the point of view of our own reality tunnels. And when we begin to realize that we’re all looking from the point of view of our own reality tunnels, we find that it is much easier to understand where other people are coming from. 1/2
Alt-text: A black quote graphic with a sepia-toned circular portrait of a bearded man at the top, a small pyramid shape superimposed on his forehead. Below him, the full white text of the quote reads: “We’re all looking from the point of view of our own reality tunnels. And when we begin to realize that we’re all looking from the point of view of our own reality tunnels, we find that it is much easier to understand where other people are coming from. All the ones who don’t have the same reality tunnel as us do not seem ignorant, or deliberately perverse, or lying, or hypnotized by some mad ideology, they just have a different reality tunnel. And every reality tunnel might tell us something interesting about our world, if we’re willing to listen.” Attributed beneath to “ROBERT ANTON WILSON,” with an orange “azquotes.com” bar at the bottom. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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You won’t be creeped out by the creepy thing in the forest if you’re the creepy thing in the forest.
Alt-text: A person in vivid forest-creature cosplay leans around a tree trunk. They wear an enormous crocheted hat shaped like a neon green and purple mushroom cap, with long dangling tendrils. Their face is painted in bright purples and greens with dotted patterns that give them an otherworldly, bioluminescent look. Long orange hair spills down over a layered outfit in greens and purples. Pale mint text over the image reads: “You won’t be creeped out by the creepy thing in the forest if you’re the creepy thing in the forest.” The scene blends whimsy, spookiness, and self-embracing weirdness. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Jean Seberg in 'Saint Joan' (1957)
Alt-text: A black-and-white studio photograph of a young woman in gleaming medieval armor, including a chainmail collar and plate shoulders. She holds a long cross-hilted sword upright with both hands, gazing upward with a calm, resolute expression. Her hair is closely cropped, and the lighting gives her an almost devotional glow. The portrait evokes a stylized, theatrical vision of Joan of Arc. Caption reads: Jean Seberg in 'Saint Joan' (1957). Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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-><- 23 -><-
Alt-text: A Far Side–style cartoon shows a lineup of rhinos wearing numbered racing blankets—11, 41, 7, and in front, 23. The rhino labeled 23 stands proudly while two officials present a huge gold trophy marked “1st PLACE” to its handler. Other handlers look on from their respective rhinos in resigned disbelief. The absurdity of rhino racing, combined with the deadpan award ceremony, gives the scene its classic Larson-esque surreal charm. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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-><-
Me at work acting like this dimension makes sense.
-><-
Alt-text: In a beige, wood-paneled 1970s-style office full of people typing quietly, a robed wizard sits at a desk pretending to be a normal employee. He has a long white beard, oversized sunglasses, and a shiny cone hat covered in mystical symbols. His pink robe sparkles with colorful gem-like decorations. He types on a typewriter that also glows with gemstone lights, next to an old rotary phone. Above him, gold text reads: “Me at work acting like this dimension makes sense.” The surreal clash of drab office life and full cosmic wizard energy gives the scene its delicious, dimensionally-disoriented humor. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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1/x The Aneristic Principle is that of apparent order; the Eristic Principle is that of apparent disorder. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of pure chaos, which is a level deeper than is the level of distinction making.
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Alt-text: A stylized, ancient-Mesopotamian–inspired illustration of the goddess Inanna: dark hair in long curls, a horned crown, large feathered wings, and a beaded necklace against a parchment-like background. She wears a one-shouldered reddish-orange gown and calmly holds a bright yellow banana upright in one hand. White text above reads: “YOU HAVE HEARD OF AN ELF ON A SHELF / HERE IS A PICTURE OF INANNA.” The meme plays on rhyme humor and mythic gravitas interrupted by fruit-based absurdity. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Alt-text: A lurid plastic toy shaped like a toilet with a grinning, wide-eyed cartoon man’s head emerging from the bowl, encased in a clear dome like a deranged astronaut helmet. A tiny plunger sits on a control box at the base, all packaged in bright red cardboard. Over the image, dramatic yellow text declares: “The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: NOW IS THE TIME OF MONSTERS.” The absurdity of the toy collides with the apocalyptic gravitas of the quote, creating a perfect storm of chaotic comedy. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM