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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„
@juniper.bsky.social
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Juni: 40s. Fat queer babe. πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™ Intersex. Genderfluid. Polyam. Hedonist. Knitter. Tea drinker. Glitter & rabbit enthusiast. ✨🌈🐰 Chronically chill. 😈πŸ₯¬ She/they. 18+ only. πŸ”ž profile pic by @trashbatchar.bsky.social
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· Oct 18
if anyone needs a bisexual weed aunt, i'm ur girl
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1h
THE SNORT LAUGH I JUST MADE
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1h
there’s a lot of wieners i wanna see but gumby’s is not one of β€˜em
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1h
omg i thought that said β€œfrom a gumby wiener” and i almost yelled β€œNOOOO!” at work
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1h
gumby is cursed for real. i got high and watched gumby once and that’s why i am the way i am.
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 5h
a man in an alleyway with the word jumpscare written on the bottom
ALT: a man in an alleyway with the word jumpscare written on the bottom
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 5h
feeling super nauseous at work. wanna go home and rest. i get to leave an hour early today but that’s to go to the pharmacy for my meds so who knows when i’m getting home tonight.
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 20h
that was one of my dad's favorite shows!
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 20h
ugh when i puked in the ER my lip split open and it hurts so bad 😭😭😭
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 23h
thank you all to my lovely friends who sent me kind words or were able to help make sure i can get those mads. i appreciate you all so much!!!
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 23h
home from the hospital. feeling a little better. all the pharmacies in the area were closed already by the time i got discharged so i will have to get meds on the way home after work. they gave me an IV bag of antibiotics before i left the ER so i;ll be okay until then.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social Β· Feb 22
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
going home soon omg i am so tired
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
YOU GOT THIS!!!
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
i have a real bad infection. not doing so great right now but i’ll be okay in a few days
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
your IWTV posts are so delightful
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
i’m sorry that i am a burden on literally everyone in my life
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
power washing sim but for teef!!
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
hey y’all i am being discharged from the ER soon with antibiotics and i have no way to pay for it right now… if anyone is able to help me out, details below:

kofi: ko-fi.com/magicaljunic...
paypal: paypal.me/tricyclesinskirts
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again a million times but zoltan is a miracle drug istg
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
Dr. Dante is on the case πŸ˜‚
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
on the plus side, this ER is not busy at all and i was immediately pulled back into an exam room. just waiting on the doctor now.
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
i’m in the ER
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
toasted bagel + irish spready butter from costco + laughing cow cheese wedge = outstanding breakfast omfg
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
he does have big big anthony bourdain vibes!!!!!!
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jumiber j. jellyfeesh βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ¦„ @juniper.bsky.social Β· 1d
i’m probably going to the emergency room when Alox wakes up due to an infection because none of us can ever catch a fucking break. i’m in a ton of pain and i’m worried about how i’ll pay for any antibiotics i’ll be prescribed since my bank account is negative and don’t get paid until friday.
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