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Juni: 40s. Fat queer babe. πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™ Intersex. Genderfluid. Polyam. Hedonist. Knitter. Tea drinker. Glitter & rabbit enthusiast. ✨🌈🐰 Chronically chill. 😈πŸ₯¬ She/they. 18+ only. πŸ”ž profile pic by @trashbatchar.bsky.social
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if anyone needs a bisexual weed aunt, i'm ur girl
thank you all to my lovely friends who sent me kind words or were able to help make sure i can get those mads. i appreciate you all so much!!!
home from the hospital. feeling a little better. all the pharmacies in the area were closed already by the time i got discharged so i will have to get meds on the way home after work. they gave me an IV bag of antibiotics before i left the ER so i;ll be okay until then.
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
i have a real bad infection. not doing so great right now but i’ll be okay in a few days
i’m sorry that i am a burden on literally everyone in my life
hey y’all i am being discharged from the ER soon with antibiotics and i have no way to pay for it right now… if anyone is able to help me out, details below:

kofi: ko-fi.com/magicaljunic...
paypal: paypal.me/tricyclesinskirts
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again a million times but zoltan is a miracle drug istg
on the plus side, this ER is not busy at all and i was immediately pulled back into an exam room. just waiting on the doctor now.
toasted bagel + irish spready butter from costco + laughing cow cheese wedge = outstanding breakfast omfg
he does have big big anthony bourdain vibes!!!!!!
i’m probably going to the emergency room when Alox wakes up due to an infection because none of us can ever catch a fucking break. i’m in a ton of pain and i’m worried about how i’ll pay for any antibiotics i’ll be prescribed since my bank account is negative and don’t get paid until friday.
this is the best description of that show i have ever seen lmao

ugh i wanna watch it again
man interview with the vampire is really good, no one told me it was about anthony bourdain listening to one vampire reminisce about the three-way custody battle between himself, his eternally pubescent adopted daughter/sister, and his boyfriend with every box checked in the dsm v
FUCKIN TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!

(this is my first daylight savings time fuckery, arizona does not do DST, i have lived a very oddly specific sheltered life!!!)
watched Over the Garden Wall with friends tonight and it was such a pure delight sharing that with everyone πŸ’œ
i just passed my big scary certification test at work which means I GET A RAISE FUCK YEAAAAAAH